teach me : farting

[mute]

i have a question about farting..

does everyone fart?

girl, don't tell me your shit don't stink.

[Barbie]

thanks Andre 3000, for that lovely verse.

[Large Filipino]

I cherish every fart I make,cause I brought it up in this ever so cruel world. Then when the presence is no more,I grieve.

[Torque]

Having lived with a mother, a sister, a few girlfreinds, a wife and a daughter, I'd say yes. But it is a small sample size. There may be one that does not. But she's probably all pissy about it and unpleasant to be around.

[mute]

girls poop smell like roses, with shit all over them.

[Billyman]

What is being forgotten about is all the farts trapped in seat cushions all across the world. They’re trapped in your home, on airplanes, in outdoor furniture….

Do some good for once in your lives. Bounce up and down on a seat cushion and release a fart today!