Another cheesy internet love story.....

[Billyman]

You'll have to wait for it, the love is there, now I'm forming it all into words. Be patient.

[Mudflap]

I love you too Billyman, but I've pledged my heart to another.

We can never be.

[Barbie]

Billy, you're in love? :D

That's super! GET THE WORDS BABY, GET THE WORDS AND POST!

[Koliedrus]

Before he does he'll be mulling over past experiences. We've seen successful relationships but he knows that there are a lot of failures.

Shit.

NO! I'm NOT Dr. Phil!!!

[jess]

haha, but that's a good thing Kol. Dr. Phil knows his shit.

[Koliedrus]

Mine has corn.

[jess]

Yuck, while everyone's patiently waiting on Billy to finish, we're reduced to talking about corn in shit. ewwww.

[Barbie]

I demand that Billy start a new thred on this topic as obviously, this one has gone in the toilet!

[MAC]

don't worry, we can take toilet talk out of this thread when the time comes

you can't keep ppl riding the elevator and hope no one farts

*MAC's dr phil impersonation*

[BigBothersom]

So, if you plant cornish poopies, with all that fertilizer, will corn grow?

[Koliedrus]

Not after it's been in an acid bath. Taking a dump in a hole filled with fresh corn, though... I wonder.

[BigBothersom]

Interesting. Someone needs to try that.
Barbie?

[Barbie]

Um...I don't think so. Go pick on some other poor chick.