paranoia

[mute]

paranoia?
lets see who can be the most paranoid person, or who was the most paranoid person...

gimme some stories, thoughts, whutever?
and i'm sure i'll have something to compete with that..



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[Danite]

I could tell you a few stories, but they are watching...

I apologize.

Danite

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"And many of those whose bodies lie dead and buried will rise up, some to everlasting life and some to shame and everlasting contempt..." Daniel 12:3

[disturbed]

i cant sleep unless i have sock on. because the spiders will come and kill me.
(you just think i am playing)

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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our "friend."
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[FunkaY]

I think I'm permanantely paranoid http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif I always think people hate me/are talking about me or laughing at me. I think it came from everyone hateing me in high school http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Its either that or the pot..

[King Bastard]

<FONT COLOR="Red">It's only paranoia if they are NOT out to get ya, and they ARE.</FONT c>

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[Rabble Rouser]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by King Bastard:
<FONT COLOR="Red">It's only paranoia if they are NOT out to get ya, and they ARE.</FONT c>

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See? I'm not paranoid! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif


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"We must put an end to this. We've seen enough body bags and ballsacks." - Henry Kissinger

[MAC]

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I am "they".
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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Pianomahnn]

Hi, I'm not paranoid.

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[PB]

Paranoia..... hmmmm...
have a major problem with paranoia!

paranoia.. is thinking constantly that your kids father is sleeping with your good friend of 15 years! OH wait.,.. is it still considered paranoia if it actually happened? Even after they told you that you were just paranoid? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/confused.gif

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Why do we love the one that hurts us? And hurt the one that loves us?

[Koliedrus]

Nope. You don't qualify.

Next!

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[Dog Breath]

Sometimes they really are out to get you.

Yes Virginia, there really is a boogeyman.

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
Nope. You don't qualify.

Next!

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Maybe not in that case no...

But i too am one of these people... my best friend was killed, and even though it has been 4 years almost. Everytime my mother leaves to go out of town, i have to talk to her on the cell phone serveral time to and from her destination, or i literally drive myself nuts! That over bearing feeling! Not just with her, but with my boyfriend, when he doesn't show up when he is supposed to I freak out thinking something has happened to him. And like this morning, my significant others phone rang at 6 am, I woke up to it ringing, and didn't think about answering the phone, all i could think of was please don't let it be my mom calling to say that someone else that i love is dead! It is consuming, i try not to think about it but i do! Or when my son is being watched by someone else, i sit there and think about all these horrible things that "could possibly" happen to him when i am gone! Last night he was with my SO, and he had to take his son home, and i kept thinking about him leaving my son in the car while he took his in his ex-wife's house and someone stealing him! I have a very vivid imagination. ANd if that doesn' qualify as paranoia... I don't know what does!!! I FUCKING HATE IT!!!!!!


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Why do we love the one that hurts us? And hurt the one that loves us?

[Koliedrus]

Anxiety due to justifiable concern, Yes.

Paranoia, No.

You're normal. Would you like that diagnosis SuperSized? I recommend using the grains of salt provided.

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
Anxiety due to justifiable concern, Yes.

Paranoia, No.

You're normal.
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I have an anxiety disorder.. so i know that much! ..

Then what do you classify as paranoia Kol?


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Why do we love the one that hurts us? And hurt the one that loves us?

[VenoM]

<FONT COLOR="Red">they'll all gonna laugh at u</FONT c>

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[Koliedrus]

Hmmm. I've never had to define it before. I'll give it a shot.

*Ahem*

Now, take into consideration that this is merely my interpretation. If I have an overwhelming fear that an individual, group or entity (in the form of an organization or supernatural force) is purposefully intent on causing me physical or psychological harm, I could be considered paranoid.

Given that definition, the situation you've described could fall within those parameters if you feel that some intelligence is purposefully seeking to harm you and/or members of your family.

Concern about the well-being of those you love doesn't fit the definition.

You're not paranoid.

Then again, now I'm out to get you http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by VenoM:
<FONT COLOR="Red">they'll all gonna laugh at u</FONT c>

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*shrug* Like that hasn't happened before http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif I'll just take my ball and go home. No one ever said I had to play fair.



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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[disturbed]

but it's really not fair when it's not your ball that you are taking home

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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our "friend."
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[mute]

hmmm, i think i lost...

i'm always thinking everyones waiting for me to say something, and when i do say something, it comes out wrong and i think everyones thinking i'm an idiot, or i'm screwing up everything... i'm always taking a second thought on everything i do...
and this is only when i smoke the ganja, or do any other mind-altering substance, that includes alcohol... doing chemicals also makes me depressed...

when i'm sober, i'm fine. i'm a happy go-lucky d3wd... seriously, whenever i stay sober i feel "good"...

only thing i like to do when i'm high is play video games or watch movies.. it releases a high-intense imagination motor in my brain...

but i'm afraid every little thing i do when i'm stoned will change my life completely...

i wanna try staying sober and training in karate full-time... i feel i could do some pretty wonderous things...

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[Koliedrus]

To your surprise, you made sense.

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[Sinister Her]

The only time I think I have ever really been paranoid is when I first experimented with marijuana. I think I was sixteen...
At any rate, a few friends and I smoked two well beyond super fat joints. There were only 3 of us, mind you. That's a lot of pot for a first go at it. I was absolutely freaking out. I must have looked out of the window of said friends' apartment a hundred times. I was certain that the FBI was coming for us. I just knew they knew what we were doing. Paul (the name is changed to protect the guilty) had this brilliant idea to go to the store for munchables. The entire (.5 mile) drive took forever and I'd have sworn to you that everyone within staring distance was staring at me. They were whispering, "She is so stoned!". I couldn't handle it. I lied down in the backseat for the ride back. When we returned to the apartment I promptly ran (well, coasted) up the stairs and slept that shit off. I remember being so paranoid just lying there that I could hardly get to sleep. Needless to say, I'm no pothead.

[AcidzCraze]

Dear oh dear, paranoia. For one, I'm paranoid that I'm going to seem too paranoid when I delve into my brain and spit something out to you guys.

This is a hilarious story, one that I'm rather embarassed about to say the least.

I was at work one morning, and I was incrediably horny. We were slow, I was bored, and was in the mood to do something crazy. (I was working alone)

I slid into the back office, plopped down in my boss's chair and began masturbating. (Eek, I know.. I know. I'm one female who is open about this sort of thing)

When I leaned my head back and looked at the ceiling, I saw that there was a tile missing. My mind quickly diverted to all of those "hidden camera in the office" scenes I had watched on TV years before.

I made myself finish (blocked everything out) and immediatly after, my boss called to check up on the store. This didn't help matters.

Days later, I eventually climbed up the ladder and peeked into the dark vast space. Not only did I feel silly when I realized there was no camera, I felt very paranoid that I had thought such a thing.

Needless to say my roomate got a good laugh out of that one. I think this next story tops that one though (on the paranoia meter).

I was walking home from work one night, and a nice big cadillac came bumping down the street slowly. It was all decked out with the shiney rims, and tinted windows. I looked down at my red work shirt, and thought to myself..

"I bet this is how drive-by's happen"

I got so caught up in my thoughts, that I busted my ass right there on the road. Yep. I tripped and bit the dirt.

Whee...

I think its safe to say that I'm a rather paranoid person.

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"Reality is that which when you stop believing it, it doesn't go away" -Philip K. Dick