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[Mudflap]

Word on the street is that Billyman has moved, but he hasn't told us jack shite about his new setup.

He prolly has some lame excuses about having to move his stuff and get utilities turned on and all that stuff ya gotta do when you move.

I wonder if he remembered to take his umpteen billion critters with him?

Anyway, his failure to keep us PROPERLY updated on this noteworthy change of scenery will not be forgiven easily. Post in this thread and demand details which I'm sure you all so thoroughly crave. Insult him. Badger him. Insinuate that his parents weren't married to each other when he was born.

Let him have it will both barrels.


What's the deal Billyman???

[MAC]

duh......
he MOVED so that MUDFLAP wouldn't know where to find him as easily

this buys him just enough time to set up our east coast defences against the forces of flap!

I bet he just got tired of fixing the driveway....or maybe he moved in with some woman... ;)

[Pianomahnn]

mudflap is gay

[Billyman]

I had just sat down to make a thread about this very thing. Guess now I don’t have to. w00t!

Although it’s a long story, I’ll condense it the best I can.

Some of you know I was looking to purchase a house so house hunting was what I had done off and on for about a month. I found quite a few prospects and had been talking to some folks about an FHA loan so there wouldn’t be much out of my pocket initially (closing cost and whatnot would be tossed in with the mortgage). The week before I was to go to the bank for pre-approval to see what kind of money I could sink into a house the shit hit the fan.

Unbeknown to me, my landlord was selling the house and had a buyer. On April 2 he approached me and said “we’ll be closing on the house the 23rd”. What? Exqueeze me? Bakem powder? I just said “thanks for the extended notice………..shmuck”. Knowing by law, I had 30 days plain simple and period to get out, I didn’t want to inconvenience the new owner. After all, none of this shit was his fault; he just wanted to buy a house.

I frantically started looking something to rent or lease. Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN’T CLOSE ON A FUCKING HOUSE IN 30 DAYS! After several phone calls and many evenings riding around after work hunting a place to live, I grew calmer knowing there was plenty out there and just had to decide on which one (apartments were out of the question, had to be a house or nothing).

Over the past 2 years of living in the boonies, I had grown sick of living in the boonies. After all, I was raised in a town, where you weren’t that far from going to get something you needed and didn’t have to drive 10 miles to get a stick of gum. I guess that makes me city folk and damnit, I’ve returned to my roots. The hospital is a couple of blocks away, drug stores just down the street, the video store too and only a hop and skip for any and everything.

I’m now on DSL which would have taken till 2056 to have it available where I was. I don’t have half the yard to keep up (which was a bitch) and I have just as much house minus the parking garage that I do miss from my old place. All the critters came with me and have already adjusted to their new environment. Now if only I can find the time to start unpacking.

I just got my internet back Wednesday so that contributed to my absence as well (I did get a chance to catch up on some reading though). Not to mention that I’ve been moving since last Friday. I took last Friday off to move, got moving truck and moved all big stuff Saturday, moved more Sunday and have moved shit every night after work since then. I’m sick of moving, I hate moving and since I’m in a lease contract for one year, I’ll have that amount of time to recuperate, back up and do the house purchasing thing next year this time if I so choose. For now, I’m content in my new dwelling and the noise of living in the “city”. In fact, I’m loving the hell out of it. Did I mention the pizza dude delivers?

There is sooo much more about the story of the move but I don’t feel like getting all into it.

My contact info has changed naturally with the new internet, new phone and new address. I’ll PM those that info upon request. My email has already been updated for the board.

[Skeet]

When you were born you're parents weren't married.

[Billyman]

For all I know, they may still may not be.

I could have very well been adopted........or purchased through the black market...........or even stolen.

My gawd, I could have been a test tube baby! :eek:

*shrugs*