All hail Jess

[Billyman]

Can you believe it? Another freakin’ newbie!

Do your worst peoples!

Welcome jess, have fun reading and post at will. You’re opinions are welcome.

And yes folks, jess is a friend of mine so treat her as you would treat me.

NO WAIT! SCRATCH THAT!

Instead give her a little respect. :p

[Stevo]

uh.. welcome!

agh..

[MAC]

now hold on......

hmmmm

*MAC checks the main forum*

well, another AOL'r finds their way to THT

...perhaps a friend of billymans.....

you may proceed with the "show us your [insert body part]" and "NEWB ASS NEWB!!"

have fun and watch out for Mudflap...he'll try to recruit you for his evil plans

[Cruise Director]

Welcome to the Tribe. Look around. Enjoy. If you have any questions, please refer to the pamphlet in the seat pocket in front of you.

Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times and HAVE FUN!

[Barbie]

Jess, Welcome.

[Pianomahnn]

Make me a sammich.

[jess]

thanks everyone. This is a great site, nice to meet you all. :D

[ms. bing]

hi.
now since nobody else has said it...
SHOW US YOUR... AH... um...
dammit. i can't do it. it just doesn't work that way for girls, even the ones who want to see them.

[Mudflap]

Jess. Join me. Together we can destroy MAC and bring order to the galaxy.

[jess]

ms. bing I have to get to know you a little better before i show you my ummm, ;)
hmmm, mudflap, been warned about you already. I guess I need to get to know you and Mac and see which one is truly worthy of existing and which should be destroyed.

[MAC]

*MAC points at mudflap*

he's the bad guy, don't trust him

[Mudflap]

I'm not a snake pornographer.

Choose Mudflap.

[jess]

I might be into snakes pornography you never know, those ugly things my be sexy when the shed there skin. :D

[Mudflap]

Um........ah......

MAC, she's all yours.

I'm stronger with her in your camp.

[Koliedrus]

My worst?

That would be rude. How about this instead:

You'll fold before you post 50 and your moniker is in need of an overhaul.

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/awhale/uncle_jesse/images/dukes_964401-03-art.jpg

Welcome :)

[jess]

Hmm, fold before 50? We'll see. I'll be posting more when I get to know everyone better.

[Billyman]

Please note that Kol isn't the head of our welcoming committee. :p

[MAC]

if you DON'T post more...you WON'T get to know everyone better

I strongly urge you to read past threads...some are quite amusing
:)

[jess]

Mac, Ive been reading a lot of past threads. I agree I find a lot interesting. I'm working on posting here, when I find a subject that I know enough about to post my opinion I'll do so.

[jess]

ok first of all, im drunk now, big advantage.
second of all,i really dont know anyone besides billy who is awsome by the way

[mute]

welcome to the hypertribe.

thank whose paying for this. i sure as hell don't know who does. all i know is don't fuck with ea, and dont get into a heated argument with simplesmon if you think you won't come out of it with part of your ass handed to you. imagine 2 black knights from Monty Python's Holy Grail fighting at it, that's MAC and Mudflap. You can come to #hypertribe and meet some of the internet chat folk, mr. T always has a good story, as all of us do. Cruise holds the story telling hat Every time i think of the word Koliedrus i think of superior alien brain in a jar who can talk. If you come across Muffy don't piss her off, she's a devil women. And Billyman's avatar says it all, 'instant asshole, just add alcohol'. There's a ton more people to meet, oldschool pmahnn gotta give a shout out to the homeboys. I don't know why i just typed that paragraph.

i really don't know why i keep coming here. i bet there's a forum better 'suited' for me, but i feel comforted here, and i've made friends? i'm the village shaman, but i bet a lot of others would rather call me the village idiot :)

[Escape Artist]

You pussies!

Here, allow me: SHOW US YOUR TITS, WENCH!!! BRING UNTO US THINE MAMMARIES, OR FACE GREAT PERIL!! :mad:

Jeez, that wasn't so hard. :p

Welcome to teh site, and don't pound the Jello shots - god only knows what the fuck is in them this week.

[jess]

(o) (o)
there ya go escape artist, will that due for tit showing?
mojo, thanks for the welcome and the advice on everyone here.
I will get to know everyone in due time.

[Escape Artist]

Never! There shall be thine mammaries, or peril! :mad:

[River Rat]

Hello Jess and welcome.

[TotalAnarchy]

Jesus I hate these threads. Oh well.

Welcome and welcome to THT.

Dont listen to any advice, they are all FBI agents who are posing as 15 year old girls who are posing as space aliens who are posing as FBI agents and farmers. Notice many requests for titties already.

Anyway, have fun.

[Skeet]

I can't help but notice the lack of titties.

[Billyman]

This is the longest "welcome" thread I remember seeing.

AND NO BOOBIES!

[Skeet]

word (http://www.thehypertribe.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=11320#post11320)

Originally posted by Billyman
This is the longest "welcome" thread I remember seeing.

AND NO BOOBIES!

[jess]

welp sorry guys it ain't gonna happen. :nono:

[Skeet]

Billyman ruins everything.

[Billyman]

I'll show you my boobies if it'll make you feel better Skeet.

[Pianomahnn]

This thread r gay


Am I capable of posting anything else?

[Billyman]

No, your infatuation with “gay and ghey and fag” is overwhelming and a bit disturbing. You’re avatar holds as much water as a burlap sack. It should read “closet homosexual” or “flaming idiot”.

Nice looking peppers by the way. From your garden?

[Pianomahnn]

From my garden . . . for your ass.

[Billyman]

After-burners?

Cooj!

Gimme.

They ain't good and hot unless you can feel the fire the morning after. :p