rice testimony transcript

[MAC]

[ms. bing]

is there an abridged version of this?
good thing i saw it on tv. i dont think my attention span....
that's it! they aren't gonna cover anything up. they're gonna release it all confident in the knowledge that the average american will never get through the whole thing! just hide the condemning parts at the end....

[MAC]

abridged version:

RICE: [enter party line]

Senator Asswipe: YOU'RE TO BLAME AREN'T YOU!!!

Rice: No, you are. [enter fact that senator didn't know after hearings with dozens of top level witnesses]

Senator Democratic Hopeful: BUT YOU KNOW WHO IS TO BLAME AND YOU FIRED DICK CLARKE!!

Rice: No I didn't, [enter something closer to the truth]

All: Thank you and good night.

[ms. bing]

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Mac's Notes

[Cruise Director]

I want to read this. I truly do. However, after watching the entire Iran / Contra hearings back in the 80's I realized that these hearings are all smoke and mirrors. Nothing ever comes from them. Ever.