100%

[Barbie]

What Makes 100%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Than:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and, K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top.

[TotalAnarchy]

If: A B C DE F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 910111213 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

yet telling the boss to 'shut the fuck up and stick that piece of shit he calls a plan back up his ass as otherwise I will personally stomp his balls" is much better. Check it out.

19 + 8 + 21 + 20 + 20 + 8 + 5 + 6 + 21 + 3 + 6 + 21 + 16 + 1 + 14 + 4 + 19 + 20 + 9 + 3 + 11 + 20 + 8 + 1 + 20 + 16 + 9 + 5 + 3 + 5 + 15 + 6 + 19 + 8 + 9 + 20 + 8 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 12 + 12 + 19 + 1 + 16 + 12 + 1 + 14 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 11 + 21 + 16 + 8 + 9 + 19 + 1 + 19 + 19 + 1 + 19 + 15 + 20 + 8 + 5 + 18 + 23 + 9 + 19 + 5 + 9 + 23 + 9 + 12 + 12 + 16 + 5 + 18 + 19 + 15 + 14 + 1 + 12 + 12 + 25 + 19 + 20 + 15 + 13 + 16 + 8 + 9 + 19 + 2 + 1 + 12 + 12 = 1142.

1142% means that you are the winner.

[mute]

:laugh: TA is funnay

[TotalAnarchy]

of course. I made teh funany in lessons as well.