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MAC
02-25-2004, 06:16 PM
Hawk Feeds on Pigeons at Ohio Home Depot (http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-home-depot-hawk,0,6971519,print.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines)

NORTH OLMSTED, Ohio -- One visitor to Home Depot has been hunting for more than home improvement items.

A Cooper's hawk has been flying above the stocked shelves at a suburban Cleveland store for more than a week while feeding on pigeons that live in the rafters.

The brown bird's three-foot wing span casts a moving shadow across the concrete floor, causing customers and workers to duck and cock their heads toward the 25-foot ceiling.

The hawk entered the store through an open door while chasing a pigeon last Saturday. It caught its prey above the electrical aisle, worker Craig Warth said. Witnesses saw the hawk rip the pigeon apart and feed until nothing was left but feathers and claws.

"It wasn't a pretty sight," said Terry McGuire, assistant manager. "Some of the customers were upset. Some said it was the neatest thing they had ever seen."

Workers said about 15 pigeons were living in the store, but since the hawk arrived, few are left. Cooper's hawks are a protected species, so the bird can't be harmed or killed.

Local wildlife experts say the hawk will likely leave when the pigeons are gone.

Copyright © 2004, The Associated Press
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a bit of natural philosophy for you to mull

we are often told that it's a good sign to see a predator because that means he's killing certain prey.
many conservationist try to use this as a selling point.
such as: if you see the hawk he's eating those pesky pigeons that crap on your products in home depot

this statement is not wrong but I would like to point out that we, in today's modern world of pest control, think of all-or-nothing infestations

when you see this hawk it means there ARE pigeons for him to eat
it most certainly does NOT mean that your pigeon problems are over

it's doubt full he'll catch all the pigeons before he goes looking for more easy prey and if he does catches all the pigeons and then leaves, more pigeons will come...they have a way in and out and food and nesting or they wouldn't be there.

seeing a predator means everything necessary for him to live is present and that's why the nature channels spend so much time on apex predators

that and they sell t-shirts

Mudflap
02-25-2004, 07:42 PM
Birds drink water, right? Where do they drink water living inside the Home Depot?

SatansLeftHand
02-25-2004, 10:33 PM
garden department, they have little pools and stuff.

MAC
02-26-2004, 03:44 PM
good predators get most of their water FROM THE BLOOD OF THEIR PREY!!!!!!

thus proving that WOMEN invented cooking meat

sorta

on amore satirical note:

why do you think the coopers hawk needs protected species status?

because when they stop to use public water fountains in buildings they're easy prey for the pigeon with the assault rifle

Barbie
02-26-2004, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by MAC
good predators get most of their water FROM THE BLOOD OF THEIR PREY!!!!!!

thus proving that WOMEN invented cooking meat



I don't know how this proves it?

Unless we are talking of Lorena Bobbit :p

MAC
02-26-2004, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by Barbie


I don't know how this proves it?

Unless we are talking of Lorena Bobbit :p

because you want us to fail and thus justify needing you

lets recap shall we:

[abbreviated bigoted history of the modern world according to MAC]

women invent cooking, men invent houses with stoves and mortgages

instead of leaving the house at 14 like they should our kids hang out thus requiring we invent the microwave and fast food which makes men fat and our backs get bad and then women join the work force so we can stare at their asses in pants all day which is the only thing that keeps us from killing ourselves

[/abbreviated bigoted history of the modern world according to MAC]

ms. bing
02-26-2004, 05:39 PM
somehow...
that makes sense?

Barbie
02-26-2004, 09:15 PM
men invented "the curse" too. To get back at women.

Mac isn't as delusional as I thought 2 minutes ago. In fact, he's the most sane person I know.
Next to Kol.

Mudflap
02-26-2004, 10:13 PM
Where would we men be without women?


The Garden of Eden.

Uberwonder
02-27-2004, 02:18 AM
Properly ribbed?

MAC
02-27-2004, 02:44 AM
Originally posted by Uberwonder
Properly ribbed?

for HER pleasure!!

see?

its a damn conspiracy I tell you

Barbie
03-10-2004, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by MAC
for HER pleasure!!

see?

its a damn conspiracy I tell you

Do you know that those latex things can cause serious yeast infections?

I don't think a women invented that shit.

It had to be a man...


by the way...men invented tampons' and pads...only a man would do that to a woman.

SimpleSimon
03-10-2004, 05:26 AM
Originally posted by Barbie



by the way...men invented tampons' and pads...only a man would do that to a woman.

Probably the poor schlub who had to sweep up the sootikins in the cathedral after services on Sunday.