interplanet janet, she's a galaxy girl

[MAC]

who mimics her brother in an attempt to prove he's not weird and then makes a whore of herself at the super bowl by being a titty dancer

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040202/i/r2794264459.jpg

"wardrobe malfunction"??

I guess she's tired of all the REAL hip-hop artists talking about a "young janet jackson"

on one hand its ridiculous, not necessary at all, and it certain appears that at least SHE had expected it

on th eothe rhand we're talking about a show with 3 different viagra drugs selling their hearts out at $2.3M/30 sec commercial and the "lingere bowl" on pay-per-view at half time

Its time to recognize the dicotomy of this country:
Much of the US would be quiet a bit freer (and I think less asinine) with sexuality if much of the rest of the US wheren't so religiously-morally-restrictive.

If Janet Jackson's tit harmed anyone then the video games, rock music and tight clothes available to all americans with money must be destroyed

http://www.drudgereport.com/jjt.jpg

next:
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http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/040201/nysu032_1.html

MTV Statement on Super Bowl XXXVIII Halftime Incident
Sunday February 1, 11:03 pm ET


HOUSTON, Feb. 1 /PRNewswire/ -- The tearing of Janet Jackson's costume was unrehearsed, unplanned, completely unintentional and was inconsistent with assurances we had about the content of the performance.
MTV regrets this incident occurred and we apologize to anyone who was offended by it.
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MTV LIES!
All they sell is sex. Hell, they don't even sell music. Just the big, big whoredom. Someone on the spot, in charge, knew she was gonna do that. I'd bet Justin knew.
5 years ago most of these kiddies (janet not included) made their money selling to prepubescent kids. Fearing the 90210 syndrome where they turn 30 and still act 18 they decided to "grow up" and open sexuality is how they chose to do it.

Lets get something straight, pop music makes its money selling drugs, liquor, sex, and bad acting. It doesn't matter if you have musical ability or just star-power. You are a walking life-style billboard. The concept of coming out, sitting down and playing something with meaning is unheard of anymore out side of depressing white ppl music.

however, I'm getting pretty sick of the hip-hip stereotype that all women are whores until they DON'T let you "hit it" and FORCE you to respect them which they must do because all men are DOGS.

Maybe men are. Maybe women are.
But I don't want a titty dancer and if you want me to think you're beautiful you might want to keep your tits covered at sporting events.

[Mudflap]

MAC's milkshake is better than mine.

:wtc:

[SimpleSimon]

Damn sure Timberlake wasn't surprised - he was the one who tore the cup off her bodice - a cup clearly designed as a tear-away.

[RiZZ]

; {

[MAC]

on mtv.com, right under the link to "MTV apologizes for halftime shocker" with a picture of Kid Rock (they should definately apologize if he performed) is a link to "Super-Kinky Ludacris Video premier"

hey, that's their schtick. I don't know why anyone's suprised

and now we know why her first name ain't "baby"

do you think latoya is jealous?
do you think michael saw the face of god?
do you think teto will ever work again?

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Who cares if janet wants to walk around with her tits hanging out - I'm sure the younger generation will cope. What disturbs me is that clearly Janet does not have the requisite petite, firm breasts to pull such a look off. Her saggy little droopy tit looks kind of pathetic like that, no?

[Uberwonder]

An hour before the Super Bowl, MTV announced on their site that there would be something shocking during her performance. Although it may have been that she actually sang on key for a few notes, I would imagine that this was well thought out.
They will get the ratings for it. ut they won't be producing at the SB any more.

[skalie]

Originally posted by MAC
you might want to keep your tits covered at sporting events.

Shouldn't this be in D&D?

[Billyman]

Shouldn't your mother have had an abortion?

[MAC]

skalie is the conscience of this place

and he's right it should be

but inconsistancy makes the world go round and I've hardly classified for nazi-admin lately

*MAC crosses his arms, blinks his eyes and nods his head once*

[Billyman]

I didn’t insinuate he was wrong.

Just wishful thinking perhaps.

you know I’m kidding skalie

[Barbie]

he's not lieing. I know he's not lying. He's goofing through

[MAC]

ok, now that everyone has had a chance to express their opinions, here's my actual thoughts on this matter:

america, you giant hypocrytical cunt-biscuit. if you're that fucking upset at a second or two of one brown nipple the rest of the show must have you ready to burn down TRL in new york

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040202/capt.sbx18502020156.super_bowl_sbx185.jpg

no?
that's ok but a flash of a bare breast is "over the line"?

you fucktards, this is television: the place that sells you a 650calorie burger AND a 1 calorie soda in the SAME 26 SECOND COMMERCIAL. and YOU buy it because of generations of entertainment inbreeding that left you without an imagination and with no feeling from the pelvis up.

have another fuckin beer.
watch some more football
try to forget it ever happened

[Barbie]

MTV and CBS are both owned by Viacom.

Viacom sold it's "replay of the halftime" to AOL

Now AOL is saying they can't replay this because of it's direction from the FCC

BULLSHIT

Mac is right.

It's just a tit. We see Lil Kim's all the time.

And worse from Christina Auguliera

Plubicity is a big game.

Game on.

[Billyman]

I like tits.

[Venus]

It really wouldn't be such a big deal if people would just quit talking about it. I personally didn't even notice the tit during the game. Of course by then I had consumed about a pitcher more than I should have all night....

[Barbie]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Billyman
I like tits. [/QUOTE)

Perv.

;)

[Koliedrus]

"Shocked" my ass.

You want shocked? How about the fact that TiVo recorders track and report users' viewing habits?

http://launch.yahoo.com/read/news.asp?contentID=216709

Jackson Most Replayed Among TiVo Users
(AP, 02/03/2004 5:06 PM)

Janet Jackson 's nearly bare breast during the Super Bowl halftime show was the most replayed moment measured by TiVo Inc. in its short history.

The TiVo service, which allows users to pause and do instant replays of live television, found that Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" attracted almost twice as many viewers as the game highlights.

San Jose-based TiVo did not release specific numbers. It has measured Super Bowl viewing patterns since 2002. The data was gathered on a zip code basis from an anonymous sample of 20,000 TiVo households.

And the piddly little non-event has turned into the most searched-for item on the 'net in its short history!

I felt left behind when I learned that so I went looking for Janet's tits (don't want the Jones' getting too far ahead).

To the falsly puritanical group of liars who have suddenly decided to embrace a higher moral code:

KISS MY LILY-WHITE ASS!!

Now, if I can just stop the cringe-reflex while thinking, "that's just Michael with his new set of implants" ...

[Mudflap]

Looking at that collection, it seems Janet's areolas can't decide what size they want to be.

[Koliedrus]

Bottem-right is from http://www.fake-detective.com/book-2/case125.jpg

Fake schmake. You're supposed to act shocked.

[Koliedrus]

Now (http://www.knoxnews.com/kns/local_news/article/0,1406,KNS_347_2630274,00.html) I'm shocked and ashamed.

[Billyman]

Shocked I am not.

Ashamed? What fer?

There are lots of stupid people always trying to pick up a buck or two or a few billion by crying foul.

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by Billyman
Shocked I am not.
Ashamed? What fer?



Difficult to explain but I'm willing to try.

I was listening to Rock Line a few weeks ago when a caller from Knoxville queued up.

"Knoxville, you're on the air with *insert-band-name-here*".

Me: Oh please please please don't represent us by being a retarded hick.

Caller: Hey, y'all. Y'uns ever thought about headlinin' cuz y'uns could really *click*

I'm sorry. I have trouble dealing with stupidity. When it's nearby and makes huge stupidity-waves, I feel it moreso than when it happens further away.

That lawsuit ranks up there with the local woman who burned her lips with a hot beverage and her husband's additional suit basically stating that she couldn't give him head.

Klownsville.

[Billyman]

Hey dude, that shit happens everywhere.

Stupidity is world wide ya know.

[Koliedrus]

What an unfortunate Truth that is, Billy.

I'll do what I can to keep the Klownsville ripples from speading too far.

[Billyman]

Hehe, I am far too familiar with your pain man.

I’ve been told time and time again that I do not speak, act nor hold the typical values of the folks in my town or county.

I stand proud. :)

A little country I may be, a fucking redneck I am not. :D

All this from Janet’s boob.

:eek:

[MrsKol]

Muffy-

Who cares if janet wants to walk around with her tits hanging out - I'm sure the younger generation will cope. What disturbs me is that clearly Janet does not have the requisite petite, firm breasts to pull such a look off. Her saggy little droopy tit looks kind of pathetic like that, no?

that is the funniest thing I have heard about this whole thing!!!

[Billyman]

Originally posted by Koliedrus
Now (http://www.knoxnews.com/kns/local_news/article/0,1406,KNS_347_2630274,00.html) I'm shocked and ashamed.

Relax, She had a moment of clarity. (http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Entertainment/ap20040210_353.html)