Bilingual

[Billyman]

So I was sitting at the bar sipping a bronson when this chipper came up and sat next to me. She was talkative and had a great smile but all I could see was the flubber, in fact, I was drawn to it. Although I didn’t feel much like talking, we somehow engaged in conversation. She said I was deck, maybe too deck and asked if I was flavorless. I replied “yes, most definitely”. We poked fun at the guy in the corner who was so fin and clearly a frado. She was good company so I ordered her a drink and threw the kale on the bar. She accepted and asked if I was trying to get her shellacked but before I could answer, this chick was pointing out people and telling me about them. Shit I didn’t care to know at that. Like the guy sitting at the end of the bar named George who she claimed to be a grape and the guy sitting next to him that was an obvious maxwell. We sat for a second or two in silence and she finally broke it by saying she needed to go freshen up. As she walked away, I turned and noticed that she had a total nancy and I got a semi just looking at it sway. As minute’s pasts, she returned to the seat next to me, leaned over and whispered “you’re such a juicer”. I just grinned real big and said “thank you.” About that same time my piece beeped and it was that chick I’d met the night before that hadn’t been ordained yet. Should I? Oh yes, you betcha.
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There are 16 words in the above story/scenario that are raver/hipster speak.

Identify them and define them.

I already know you’re going to cheat and I don’t care

[River Rat]

NO.

homrwerk suxks

[Pianomahnn]

Agreed.

I'm not a raver nor a hipster.

[Billyman]

Just goes to show that you aren't as hip as me.

[Pianomahnn]

If by hip you mean gay, then we're in agreement.

[Billyman]

You’re obsession with ‘gay’ and ‘ghey’ can truly mean only one thing.

You’re a pansy, a daisy, a cock smoker, a peter puffer, a flamer, a poop shoot packer, queer bait, a maxwell, you have a queer eye for all guys, Boy George is your idol, and you have a loose wrist and a looser ass sphincter.

So piss off you goddamn faggot.

[ms. bing]

i hate to get too technical, but much of the above slang is adapted from literature and film that was incredibly rave and/or hip in its day. here goes:
bronson: beer
chipper: girl
flubber: this one i'm not sure about. i'm guessing breasts, but that is only a guess.
deck: seems to be an offshoot of a slang term in "clockwork orange" i think, which meant kind of a cross between cool and stylish. something like that.
flavorless: not a clue.
fin: kinda like done, meaning wasted.
frado: no idea
kale: money
shellacked: drunk
grape: pervert?
maxwell: homosexual
nancy: nice ass
semi: half woody
juicer: player, stylish, in the game
piece beeped: cell phone beeped or rang, probably beeped because it probably refers to a text message rather than a call.
ordained: he hadn't hit it yet

let me know how close i got. i actually didn't cheat. just stuff i remember from books like "a clockwork orange" (which all the cool kids have read) and movies.

[Pianomahnn]

Ha ha, "queer eye for all guys."

That's funny. :D

[Billyman]

:p

[Billyman]

Good job bing.

Bronson=beer

Chipper=slut (girl)

Flubber=implants

Deck=cool/in style

Flavorless=heterosexual

Fin=outdated (so yesterday)

Frado=ugly guy that thinks he's the shit

Kale=money

Shellacked=drunk

Grape=groper/cop a feeler

Maxwell=P-dude

Nancy=nice ass

Semi=what P-dude gets when thinking of Mudflap

Juicer=hot dude (makes wimmin moist)

Piece=cell phone

Ordained=having had sex

Now you can all talk like hipsters and be deck like me.

[Pianomahnn]

Those familiar with Reader's Digest know every edition contains a Word Power section. December's word power was an effort to educate parents on the words their children are now using.

I found it quite comedic. I scored a perfect. BLING BLING!

[Billyman]

Oh yeah?

This is a actual quote from an R/C forum I frequent:

"what are thoes thinks theat make your rc car or truck tern"

Was any of that in Reader Digest?

Webster surrenders.

[Barbie]

The Alternative English Dictionary (http://www.notam02.no/~hcholm/altlang/ht/English.html)

[Billyman]

:)

[ms. bing]

beast with two backs comes from shakespeare's "Othello".
there ya go. he was down with the slang for an old dead dude.