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skalie
05-07-2001, 07:10 PM
How come dead weight is heavier than live weight, a dead person/animal weighs the same, so how come it's heavier?

Dog Breath
05-07-2001, 07:23 PM
It's your imagination.
Drink more beer.

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MAC
05-08-2001, 02:09 PM
static resistance.

see also

Newton's laws of motion.

that is all.

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Dog Breath
05-08-2001, 04:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
static resistance.

see also

Newton's laws of motion.

that is all.

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Newton said (paraphrased)
Things in motion tend to stay that way. Things at rest do the same.

When the MAC takes a nap you don't see him for a week. Also when he takes a crap he is indesposed for an equal length of time.

What Newton meant by the Newtonian laws of motion is that "All the MAC does is shit and sleep".

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MAC
05-08-2001, 05:53 PM
I feel the inertia welling up inside of me.

You forgot that an object at rest, like someones ass, will remain at rest unless acted on by theMAC's boot.

And an object in motion, like someone running, would continue in motion, in a straight line, as long as that line was away from theMAC's boot.

That Newton was obsessed with me.
Makes good cookies though.
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