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disturbed
05-07-2001, 10:08 PM
From: Craft, Mike (CCI-Tyler) Sent: Thursday, April 26, 2001 11:07 PM
To: 'webmaster@pepsi.com'
Subject: help me!!!


Can you PLEASE pleeeeeeeeeease please tell me what happened to crystal pepsi
so that I may now sleep at night?


Thank you, Mike


the REPLY:

Thank you so much for taking the time to contact us here at the Pepsi-Cola
Company. It's always a pleasure to hear from our loyal consumers.

Here at Pepsi, we work hard to insure that our products reach the highest
possible standards of quality, taste and enjoyment. Receiving recognition
from friends like you truly makes it all worthwhile.

In regards to Crystal Pepsi, as you already know, we stopped producing the
product several years ago. In the past Pepsi has distributed this flavor in
several markets, however it did not sell as well as we had hoped. At this
point, there are no plans to reintroduce this product; however, you can be
assured that I will forward your comments to the appropriate individuals at
Pepsi.

Again, many thanks for taking the time to contact us here at the Pepsi-Cola
Company. We appreciate your friendship and support.

<FONT COLOR="Blue">what is up with that?</FONT c>

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[This message has been edited by disturbed (edited 05-07-2001).]

VenoM
05-07-2001, 10:10 PM
<FONT COLOR="Red">o shit, i remember that drink, and i was hooked on it.</FONT c>

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Buddha's Penis!
05-07-2001, 10:47 PM
the REPLY:

Thank you so much for taking the time to contact us here at the Pepsi-Cola
Company. It's always a pleasure to hear from our loyal consumers.

Here at Pepsi, we work hard to insure that our products reach the highest
possible standards of quality, taste and enjoyment. unfortunately, cyrstal pepsi reached none of those standards. i have forwarded your response to the proper authorities.

as you are what i assume to be an avid drinker of our product, i wish you well and will hope and pray that you do not become a victim of the Crystal Pepsi brain-eating additive, phenonitrylbarbase-32. i mean, the supposed and falsely reported brain-eating additive. i mean....forget that part.

Again, many thanks for taking some of your newly precious time to contact us here at the Pepsi-Cola Company. We appreciate your friendship and support, however short-lived it may be.



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Deadpool
05-07-2001, 10:53 PM
You know damn well Pepsi was at its best when they produced this.....


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MMMmmmmm....MMMmmmmm...Good.

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MAC
05-08-2001, 12:14 AM
<marquee><FONT size="90">HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</FONT s></marquee>


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Dog Breath
05-08-2001, 01:34 AM
MMMMMmmmmm yummy.... NOT!!!

Jellyfish gravy?

BBBLLLRRRRgggggghhhhhh...........

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If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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