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Koliedrus
12-16-2003, 10:16 PM
So I'm reading the newspaper (yes, I do that) and on page 10 of Health & Fitness is an article about the modernization of Electroconvulsive Therapy (http://www.psycom.net/depression.central.ect.html).

Cavemen.

Basically, "We don't know what it does but it keeps people from killing themselves".

I know! How about a study centered on the proper procedure for jamming an icepick into the brain through the eye-socket without damaging the eye?

Oh. Right. Already done.

The good news is that the patients don't thrash around like they did in the early '40s. Must have upset too many people administerring the "treatment" so now drugs paralyze the patient's muscles beforehand. Great.

You're talking about people who are desperate, who are often suicidal, who have just about lost it all.

- Phsychologist Harold Sackheim

Some solution there, doc.

Escape Artist
12-16-2003, 11:10 PM
Coffee and cigar = I don't wanna off myself. :p

Try to electrocute MY brain, and I'll put a bullet through the skull of whoever's responsible. Fuck that bs.

Billyman
12-16-2003, 11:18 PM
It works!

I’ve electrocuted myself several times and I have no desire to kill my self at all!

Attention suicidals: Save yourself tons of money! Remove the cover from you circuit breaker box and poke and prod at will. You can do this with a fork or without anything at all!

YAY!!!!! Finally a cure for depression is found!!!!

Happy
12-17-2003, 05:19 AM
I have a terrible urge to kill people with an electric cord.