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MAC
05-03-2001, 04:42 PM
So, I’m walking through the house when I hear music.
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Crappy Music.</FONT c>
My wife says<FONT COLOR="green">“Air Supply”</FONT c>
I snear and say “I’d think I’ll go get a drink rather than listen to Air Supply”
I’m plodding off to the kitchen as I start to hum…
Then sing…..
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“Just when I thought I was over you….”
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I open the freezer to get some ice for my bourbon and coke
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“Just when I thought I could stand on my own…Oh Baby………”</FONT c>
I close the freezer to see my wife standing next to fridge staring at me
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“………………this ice is cold?”
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Busted singing Air Supply.
I deserve to be punished. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

You know you've done something this dumb.

'Fess up.




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Dog Breath
05-03-2001, 05:47 PM
Awe come on you just wanted her to rough you up a little....admit it. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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MAC
05-04-2001, 12:23 PM
Oh, you lieing pieces of crap.

You know you walk around singing Toto or Foreigner tunes all the time.

REO speed wagon Beeeatchus


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Koliedrus
05-04-2001, 12:33 PM
Ahhhh!!!!

Stop shocking me!!!!

OK, OK! "Love Is Like Oxygen" catches me by the balls.

I confess!

Please, I promise to be good!

Bwaaaahahhahahahhaaaaa! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

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River Rat
05-04-2001, 12:57 PM
cat dog caat dawg alone in the world lives a little cat dog..........................

Dammit it ins't my fault...... I have kids http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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The rate of our evolution is directly proportionate to the strength of our gene pool. We must stop idiots begetting idiots in order to move on.

MAC
05-04-2001, 06:27 PM
whooooooooooooooooo
lives in a pineapple under the sea

sponge bob square pants

yellow, absorbant, and porus is he

sponge bob square pants

*sigh* I now what you mean, River Rat.....

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Mattdecay
05-07-2001, 11:03 AM
Define crappy music.

Can something be crappy and catchy?

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MAC
05-07-2001, 02:17 PM
Matt, my boy
you need to remember the three teachings of the Butthead:

1) No one should be allowed to suck.
2) If most things didn't suck we wouldn't like the few things that don't suck.
3) Get the kite, Beavis.

crappy can be catchy but that doesn't make it any less crappy


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