Barbie
10-23-2003, 06:34 PM
This was originally sent to me by a friend in Vancouver who was quitting one super cool job, to go to another super cool job at EA.
I then gave it to a buddy here in my office who quit.
It's cheesy funny and I think I'll use it when I quit too.
After I win the lotto this weekend.
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Hello All,
As you may or may not know this will be my last 2 weeks here at Siemens Canada Limited. My last day will be Friday September 26th. I will be moving on to pursue a career in Engineering as I have accepted a position of Control System Engineer with another company and if I manage to pull it off, it's a great opportunity to take the next step in my plan to take over the wor-
I mean, to cram my head with so much useless information it explo-
I mean, to do progressively larger and more dynamic projects for a freakishly large company at a location where they're always in a complete panic.
I thoroughly enjoyed my time employed here, especially working with wonderful people and in a great workplace environment. You have all made work a lot of fun for me. I have learnt a lot during my employment and I truly appreciate the guidance given to me and the friendships that I developed.
I wish Siemens continued success, and I want to thank you for allowing me to be a part of your team. Please feel free to contact me at any time if I can be of further assistance in helping with a smooth transition.
I'll keep in touch with as many of you as I can, and will send you pathetic emails complaining about how busy I am, so you can all feel smug.
Fuck you forever
Your name here.
I then gave it to a buddy here in my office who quit.
It's cheesy funny and I think I'll use it when I quit too.
After I win the lotto this weekend.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hello All,
As you may or may not know this will be my last 2 weeks here at Siemens Canada Limited. My last day will be Friday September 26th. I will be moving on to pursue a career in Engineering as I have accepted a position of Control System Engineer with another company and if I manage to pull it off, it's a great opportunity to take the next step in my plan to take over the wor-
I mean, to cram my head with so much useless information it explo-
I mean, to do progressively larger and more dynamic projects for a freakishly large company at a location where they're always in a complete panic.
I thoroughly enjoyed my time employed here, especially working with wonderful people and in a great workplace environment. You have all made work a lot of fun for me. I have learnt a lot during my employment and I truly appreciate the guidance given to me and the friendships that I developed.
I wish Siemens continued success, and I want to thank you for allowing me to be a part of your team. Please feel free to contact me at any time if I can be of further assistance in helping with a smooth transition.
I'll keep in touch with as many of you as I can, and will send you pathetic emails complaining about how busy I am, so you can all feel smug.
Fuck you forever
Your name here.