The Bestest Gun Control EVER :)

[Strider]

http://dailyradar.com/peepshow/2000-12-05.html

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Congress unveiled it's new gun-control package today with a comprehensive new plan that pleases both gun owners and gun control supporters alike.

The new Baretta Boomerang is expected to end all bank robberies and make convenience store stick-ups a thing of the past... without the need to banish weapons from the market.

Congress will send the Boomerang Bill to the White House to be signed into law... when and if we ever get a president.

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[This message has been edited by Strider (edited 01-08-2001).]

[The Rapist]

Strider,
There are a few people I know that need that weapon for my protection. Scary thing is, there is probably some numb-nuts out there that has actually manufactured a gun just like it. I think it should be standard issue to people we want to remove from forums. We'll send the following note with it: "Congratulations on your 100th stupid-assed post, please accept this gift with our deepest wishes for it's immediate use"

[The Rapist]

Thanks. I'll support you as long as you a) don't lobotomize yourself, b) don't go to work for AOL, c) have a sudden urge to move to Tennessee and encourage Al to "run again". Other wise you'll get a note from me and a present, similar to the one above.

"Always put a wounded animal out of their misery, even if they don't know it"

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[King Bastard]

I hate to seem like I'm doing the typical male posturing thing. But I am relatively assured that I can fire a weapon like that, at another person, and still hit my intended target.

It must be the opposable thumbs....

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[gone~away]

guns are psychological replacements for functioning genitalia

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[Mr. Snrub]

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