Cruise Director = sum beech

[Mudflap]

Wow! A 33 year old virgin!

Happy birthday my friend. I'll catch up with ya on the 17th.

Now go to Vegas, bet your 401 K on something with a big payoff and Western Union the winnings to me.

Oh yeah. Have some fun too.

[Billyman]

A Birthday?

It's party time!

Happy Birthday Mr.!

[Solstice_Gray]

Happy birthday, may it be a good one.

[Koliedrus]

You'd better be enjoying yourself. I can't force you to but so help me, have fun or I'm painting TeH Hat PINK.

Happy Birthday, bro. You're priceless.

Mike

[skalie]

Yeah, Cruise, happy happy and all that.

Although, what's with this virginity thing? The only photo I remember seeing of you, you were surrounded by 20 women or something?

And isn't Salt Lake City the sex center of the western world?

[Cruise Director]

Thank you, everybody, for the kind birthday wishes. It was indeed a great day. I spent the morning with my dad and the afternoon surrounded by my best friends. Everybody should be so lucky to have friends like mine.

Skalie, never fear, virginity is a mere rumor. You can't make it out of your teens in Utah without losing it. I think it's a law.

Thanks again. You folks are wonderful. :)

[PB]

A little late - but happy birthday either way!

V.

[Venus]

Happy Birthday Cruise! It's sad we live just a few hours away, and have never met.