View Full Version : ANNOUNCEMENT
Mudflap
07-23-2003, 10:04 PM
The temperature in my freezer is currently 33.7° F
Uberwonder
07-23-2003, 10:20 PM
It is important to be aware of your surroundings. Try not to doze off in there.
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
07-23-2003, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by Uberwonder
Try not to doze off in there.
It's the only way he can get stiff.
Uberwonder
07-23-2003, 10:23 PM
Bahahahaaaaaa Score!
Mudflap
07-23-2003, 10:40 PM
27.2° F
Pianomahnn
07-23-2003, 10:40 PM
Muffy is now THE GAME!
Mudflap
07-23-2003, 10:43 PM
This is how bad religions like Islam are born.
Venus
07-23-2003, 10:57 PM
Aw, too bad someone actually turned your useless knowledge into something funny.
Mudflap
07-23-2003, 11:01 PM
Useless knowledge? Like the dynamics of your friend's dysfunctional relationships?
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
07-23-2003, 11:03 PM
Was that stick in your arse there when you woke up Mud, or did you have to insert it manually?
Someone needs their happy meal!!
Mudflap
07-23-2003, 11:29 PM
Muffy, don't make me call you a cunt biscuit.
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
07-23-2003, 11:34 PM
you're losing your touch mudfag.
Mudflap
07-23-2003, 11:40 PM
I know. You miss my touch. My caress. My manly hands rubbing all the tension from your every muscle...
53.8º F in my refrigerator.
missphinx
07-23-2003, 11:44 PM
The tension here is too much for me. I have to ask.
Is this a separate freezer, apart from a standard refrigerator/freezer combo?
If so, do you also have a second refrigerator in your garage to hold your stash of beer?
missphinx
07-23-2003, 11:45 PM
See what I mean?
Tension.
Dog Breath
07-24-2003, 12:03 AM
Get a new Fijilador Muddy. Your popsicle is soft and your eggs are rotten!
Uberwonder
07-24-2003, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by missphinx
See what I mean?
Tension.
He hasn't answered because of any tension. You asked him two questions in one post. It's confusion.
Give him time, he's probably trying to get his shoes untied so he can do the math.
Billyman
07-24-2003, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Dog Breath
Fijilador
I'm gathering one of your sons came up with that one.
Cute. :)
Road Apples
07-24-2003, 01:23 AM
this is all beautiful.
Uberwonder
07-24-2003, 01:29 AM
It is, isn't it.
This thread would be moved to the Science Forum if we had one.
skalie
07-24-2003, 01:36 AM
Mudflop
oh ye simple ppl
you don't realise the trouble he's had with fridges
not to mention the thing is incredibly short and its up on blocks....like a good redneck
BTW: this isn't the announcement I expected....
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
07-24-2003, 01:55 AM
Mud and PB are getting married?
missphinx
07-24-2003, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by MAC
its up on blocks....
Ah yes. The old "colder at higher elevations" technique.
SimpleSimon
07-24-2003, 02:03 AM
His "house" is on the axles from the old fijilador. He hasn't answered cause he forgot that and tripped going out the hatch --- uhmmmm, I meant the front door.
missphinx
07-24-2003, 02:07 AM
Mudflap, when you wake up and read this, I just want to let you know that it's okay if you don't answer my questions.
I don't really need to know, not if it's such a sensitive topic.
(hatch? wow... you know, I heard somewhere a long time ago that you can suffocate in refrigerators if you're not careful.)
Mudflap
07-24-2003, 04:15 AM
Originally posted by missphinx
The tension here is too much for me. I have to ask.
Is this a separate freezer, apart from a standard refrigerator/freezer combo?
No. Its a combo dealie.
If so, do you also have a second refrigerator in your garage to hold your stash of beer?
I have no garage and no need for a 2nd fridge.
45.5° F in my refrigerator
Mudflap
07-24-2003, 04:17 AM
Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer
Mud and PB are getting married?
Not while hope for you and me getting together still lingers in my soul.
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
07-24-2003, 07:37 AM
I'm very much taken I'm afraid mudflap, you can still fondle my arse though.
Originally posted by Mudflap
Not while hope for you and me getting together still lingers in my soul.
Oh really......
sauron
07-24-2003, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer
I'm very much taken I'm afraid mudflap, you can still fondle my arse though.
Don't forget the hair trimmer...
- d.
Venus
07-24-2003, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by PB
Oh really......
Ooooooo, Muddy's in trouble!!
Mudflap
07-24-2003, 02:49 PM
That's nothing new.
Barbie
07-25-2003, 08:13 PM
how did this thread end up with 3 pages?
my freezer is cold too ya know!
ps. MUDDY...STOP USING MY FONT COLOUR!
Uberwonder
07-25-2003, 08:28 PM
Don't call him Muddy, call him Flappy. It is so much more appropriate.
estero
07-28-2003, 07:01 PM
SOmeone is gonna marry muddy!?!?!?
ANNOUNCEMENT - I just got a scholarship! Yay for me!
ps: I'm drinking diet coke at this very moment.
Billyman
07-29-2003, 01:00 AM
Is diet coke your celebration drink of choice?
Nice change from the Jim Beam you use to hit constantly. :p
Congrats estero.
estero
07-30-2003, 07:04 PM
Gracias, Billy :)
Mudflap
07-30-2003, 07:28 PM
Congrats on the scholarship Kaye.
38.6º F in my refrigerator.
then put your screen door back on...umm...mudflap.
it'd be stupid of me to tell kaye to put her screen door back on since I don't know if she took it off.....I don't think you need to remove your screendoor to get a scholarship
but you DO to remove a refridgerator
so if you love screendoors but hate to take them off the hinges, get a scholarship and NOT a refridgerator
estero
08-01-2003, 06:42 PM
Thankies, Muddy :)
Originally posted by Mudflap
Congrats on the scholarship Kaye.
38.6º F in my refrigerator.
Skeet
08-01-2003, 10:01 PM
I'll give Kaye the standard "grats" when she returns the Mr. T Fist Dildo she borrowed from me over a year ago.
estero
08-06-2003, 02:36 PM
I would rather have Mr. T
Originally posted by Skeet
I'll give Kaye the standard "grats" when she returns the Mr. T Fist Dildo she borrowed from me over a year ago.
Koliedrus
08-06-2003, 02:52 PM
Wouldn't Mr. T be in the Viagra stage by now?
Oh God! I'm having a Derf!
*breathe 2... 3... 4... and PPPUUUUUSH!!!!*
vBulletin v3.5.3, Copyright ©2000-2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.