Who was/is Sister Taffy??

[3MTA3]

You know...I still havent pinned her down...someone clue me in because I know that one of you knows...PM me or something...I MUST KNOW!!

[Venus]

Huh?

[PB]

Your guess is as good as mine....

I Think at one point, I was told that Sister Taffy is actually a guy... if memory serves me correctly.

[3MTA3]

I know its a guy...and I know they do/did run in this general company...

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by Venus
Huh?

http://www.sistertaffy.com/

I think it was Eliss.

+++++

[Cruise Director]

I've never been able to even guess who our spiritual leader might be. I know she still has us linked to her site. :)

[MAC]

heh

I was told once
but I was sworn to secrecy
and do you think I want sister taffy after me?

hell no!

I'll tell you where saddam is but I'm not ratting on sister taffy.

[Venus]

website's forbidden at work. Still don't know what yall are talking about.

[Uberwonder]

How can your work forbid a relegious website???

[3MTA3]

MAC, just PM me dude...I will not tell anyone ever...I will only taunt them with my knowledge...I MUST KNOW!!

[Dog Breath]

She is the head mistress at the Landover Baptist Church you Ninny!

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

I'm fairly certain Sister Taffy = Toady Rage.

[Mudflap]

Not.

Toady's idea of humor didn't reach past imaginary chicks boinking him then making sammiches and cleaning his apartment.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Well, it's not like my sources haven't lied before...

[Billyman]

It may take a few days but I can get her here if you'd like. I've done it thrice before with little problem.

No, she isn't a guy.

She's actually cooj as fuck.

[SimpleSimon]

Never, ever, tell 3mta3 who she is. Frustration is good for the character.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

3mta3 is grumpy enough as it is without being frustrated too.

[SimpleSimon]

3mta3 is frustrated because he is grumpy, not vice-versa.

[MAC]

I ain't talkin.
I know lots of shit I shouldn't.

....but that's another story

[VenoM]

hhaa i also miss ST :D

[3MTA3]

GOD DAMNIT I WANT TO KNOW AND SIMON YOU ARENT HELPING YAAARRRGG!!

Ps. I was so hoping that Ven had hidden the answer in some black text in his post...but NOOO!O

[Cruise Director]

It's Princess Heather. That's her alter.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Dog Breath]

I thought Wonderaz was Princess Heather...

[Koliedrus]

Now is a good time to invest in garlic futures.

[Uberwonder]

Originally posted by Dog Breath
I thought Wonderaz was Princess Heather...

Not any more. Everyone was so mean to me.

[Skeet]

Haha, the age old question.

Landover must have its fucking hands full.

[3MTA3]

Wow...yer all in here posting and shit and its gone to 2 pages and all...but I still dont know who the fuck it is!! HELLO!!

[Koliedrus]

If you think that this is where Sister T's identity should be revealed, you're wishing fire and brimstone upon our heads.

Even if I knew (which I don't), I'd need one of your testicles as collateral.

How about a game of Elimination until she shows up?

Plan?

1: Not Kol

[3MTA3]

I dont care about anyone else knowing who she is but me. Me me me. Private Message me the info or something...I dont care...I just have to know.

[Koliedrus]

Ok.

Question is, who can you trust?

(insert Twilight Zone theme here)

[sauron]

Originally posted by Koliedrus
How about a game of Elimination until she shows up?

Plan?

1: Not Kol

2. Not Saur

- d.

[SatansLeftHand]

also not me.

[3MTA3]

4. Not 3M

[PB]

those who have met me, defintely know, it's not PB either...

Although... I have to say.. sicne she was brought into this converation. Princess Heather was a cutie though!

[Dog Breath]

Now does this sound like any one here?


http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thestaff/ladies/taffy.html

Mrs. Taffy Davenport-Crockett, known to friends of Jesus as Sister Taffy, is considered throughout the world wide Christian Community as "The White Dove of Peace". Her dedication to maintaining Christian Perfection is of the kind that legends are made of.
Grandaugher of the late, Georgia Sue Gaines, Sister Taffy has inherated all of her grandmothers charm, grace, and relentless dedication to Jesus. A Cum Laude graduate of Georgia Baptist Women's College, Sister Taffy has a PHD in Christian Home Economics and a Masters Degree in Womens Leadership from Landover
Biblical College.

In her spare time Sister Taffy is the President of the Ladies of Landover, Inc., CEO of "The Little House Ministry", a group home for the demonically possessed diastrophic dwarf, Fouder of Pulling the Strings on Satan Ministry, member of the local NRA and is authoress of the widely published, Daily Blessings.

Her most recent acclomplishment is being titled Mrs. Christian USA.

Sister Taffy and Husband Daniel, Platinum members of Landover Baptist Church, reside in beautiful Exodous Acres, A gated Christian Community designed for the discriminating Baptist. But Taffy considers her Sky Box in the ER Lakin Memorial Sanctuary, her true home.

[estero]

Awww sister taffy!!! I liked who ever that was.

[squee]

While we're resurrecting old SPFers see if you can dig up microwoman as well.

[Skeet]

Microwoman's computer is fucked right now. She's usually around when it isn't though.

[MAC]

hey! I liked microwoman....and I never went to spf

but we talked in chat a few times..she called me a "yank" :D

[Kayla]

microwoman was a sexy damn bitch.
sister taffy is....
heh, i know too.

i dont remember how i got to be in the know but i guess i'm "lucky"

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by Kayla

sister taffy is....
heh, i know too.

i dont remember how i got to be in the know but i guess i'm "lucky"

Ease 3M's mind then. Just not in public.

[MAC]

NO!

as long as 3mta3 doesn't know life is good.

god bless you 3mta3

[River Rat]

speaking of olds spf folks I always liked kiwi waht ever happened to her?

Oh and microwoman was kool to :D

[VenoM]

Originally posted by River Rat
speaking of olds spf folks I always liked kiwi waht ever happened to her?

Oh and microwoman was kool to :D

kiwitrip is working in austin the last time i heard.

as for microwoman, seek and ye shall find

(@|VenoM|): !seen microwoman
(@dan): microwoman!microwoman@*.pacbell.net was last seen 4 hr 36 min 19 s ago on #spf

;)

[Uberwonder]

Originally posted by River Rat
speaking of olds spf folks I always liked kiwi waht ever happened to her?

Oh and microwoman was kool to :D

Hah, Kiwi trip was a SPF noob.

If you want SPF old skool, how about going back to when he first started his forum on an EZBoard?

(I was the 23rd person to sign on)


A dubious distinction at best I admit.

[3MTA3]

STOP TRYING TO INITIATE A CIRCLE JERK DOWN MEMORY LANE AND PM ME!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLS!!

[Mudflap]

Originally posted by Uberwonder
Hah, Kiwi trip was a SPF noob.

If you want SPF old skool, how about going back to when he first started his forum on an EZBoard?

(I was the 23rd person to sign on)


A dubious distinction at best I admit.

I guess Uber was a scat enthusiast before any of us.

[skalie]

.....were born

[Uberwonder]

Actually, the Stile Project was nothing like it is now. He was trying to get into the music business. I have no idea how it twisted itself into what it is.
He was good at digging up wierd shit back then.

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by 3MTA3
STOP TRYING TO INITIATE A CIRCLE JERK DOWN MEMORY LANE AND PM ME!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLS!!

Sniff... I miss him too...

http://chrisfarley.netmegs.com/

MMmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhhaaaaaaa!

[Kayla]

i won't tell dammit! that would take all the fun out of this

[3MTA3]

Its not fun...its giving me headaches.