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Pianomahnn
07-22-2003, 02:47 AM
HE R GAY!
Venus
07-22-2003, 03:53 AM
Well if that's the only reason, we'dve banned you and EA a long time ago!
Billyman
07-22-2003, 04:38 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Venus gets bonus points!
So true my dear, so true indeed. :D
th enew MAC novel is out in paperback now
"1001 #hypertribe nights: pianomahn and his 40 bots"
:::fiend banned [*!Pianomahnn@MindAsylum-62992.client.attbi.com] from #hypertribe
::: Piano_bot was kicked by @fiend from #hypertribe : [Perhaps I'll try real life for awhile.]
::: Pianobot was kicked by @fiend from #hypertribe : [Killing scores with demon swords]
[10:50p] [@fiend] damn
somedays you can't win for loosing :p
Pianomahnn
07-22-2003, 06:04 AM
My bots keep chat stats happy.
People shouldn't play with my bots.
Sorry p-mah, I figured it was like that.
But you haven't been around to abuse :p
Koliedrus
07-22-2003, 04:06 PM
If I had a horse in this race it would be called "Elmer's Dinner".
Barbie
07-22-2003, 04:13 PM
What does it take to get banned in THT?
Has anyone been banned in the past?
Koliedrus
07-22-2003, 04:30 PM
Ah.
Ah!
Ahahahahahahahaahahaa!
Ahem.
Don't pose as an admin and delete their accounts. Otherwise, you're safe.
Escape Artist
07-22-2003, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Venus
Well if that's the only reason, we'dve banned you and EA a long time ago!
Uhh...errrr...naw. I'll refrain. Must refrain, for the good of society. :p
Originally posted by Barbie
What does it take to get banned in THT?
Has anyone been banned in the past?
oi
Let me tell ye of a time when a great darkness covered the board like a dirty sammich baggie.
First all was well. posts where steady, the admins where plentiful, and the flaming was enjoyable to watch. But then the terrible lies and trechery began to destroy our family. The cracks formed as perspectives skewed and poor decisions where made. Then finally one voice erupted and the evil that lurke dbeneath sprang forth to consume all those who did not flee to AOL chat rooms. The screams! The banning! The deleted posts! The dead come back to post again! The seathing hatred spilled over to chat and back again to the board. The heart break! The contempt! The accusations and the betrayal of trusts ran rampant.
the horror
the horror
Some where destroyed. Others chose exile. But not one "I'm sorry" was ever uttered. Not one word of comfort or one bold truth. Only pride and anger.
Then, like most storms, it abated. Quelled on the shoreline of its own electronic world. And out of the late unpleasantness came something new and yet uncertain. New growth under old burned trees showed green and the posts began again.
But one evil was still in the garden. A remnant of th eprice paid for change. But it wouldn't settle back into the soil to feed the new seedlings. Instead its poison was turned over by the feet of an angry sprite. A spirit of light who hid in shadows for some unknown reason. But then the prophecy gave us the answer!
"Find one who hates you because you are here and ban him. Then wander for 10 months with very few posts. Then the newbs shall come and it will begin again."
And so here we are.
And here we shall remain
...until we do it again.
Originally posted by Escape Artist
Uhh...errrr...naw. I'll refrain. Must refrain, for the good of society. :p
I think you got him Venus :D
Venus
07-22-2003, 11:16 PM
I think so too mojo, but shhhhhhhhhh, we'll just let him think I'm scared of whatever poor retort he came up with.
So MAC, how long did it take you think of that clever of a way to say "yes, people have been banned, but it takes alot."? Cause, I really enjoyed the reading.
Billyman
07-22-2003, 11:57 PM
That was a nice peice of work Mac.
Mac is a nice piece of work.
:o
I love you mae!
come back!!!
SimpleSimon
07-23-2003, 03:17 AM
Mac's mind just works like that. I sat and listened in sheer pleasure to a 10 minute extemperaneous rant the last time I was at D's that was absolutely the most amazing piece of verbal art I've ever heard.
*MAC's head swells and pops*
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
07-23-2003, 03:35 AM
Originally posted by Barbie
Has anyone been banned in the past?
Token Cracker
Zoey
Nipple
Me
Morgana
Nutrimentia
Inky
.... I could go on. But, it's a bit different now. There was a time, the one which Mac so eloquently (or should that be evasively) refers to when an evil tyrant presided over THT and banning happened on a daily basis. It was all very days of our lives.
*shrugs*
PrinceOfStorms
07-23-2003, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer
Token Cracker
Zoey
Nipple
Me
Morgana
Nutrimentia
Inky
.... I could go on. But, it's a bit different now. There was a time, the one which Mac so eloquently (or should that be evasively) refers to when an evil tyrant presided over THT and banning happened on a daily basis. It was all very days of our lives.
*shrugs*
Now how on earth could sweet innocent Muffy get banned?
colateral damage?
pardon a cruel chuckle
long, long, ago in a forum (http://spf.stileproject.com/index.php?) far far away....
TK421! why aren't you at your post?
Torque
07-23-2003, 06:53 PM
C'mon people. This thread is not about other banned people. It's about me.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
http://192.208.45.224/bubba/MVC-004S.jpg
Cruise Director
07-23-2003, 06:57 PM
Dueling banjos.
I hear DUELING BANJOS!!!!!!
:D :D :D :P
sauron
07-23-2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by PrinceOfStorms
Now how on earth could sweet innocent Muffy get banned?
We all have our secrets, POS..
You sure you want to know?
- d.
Uberwonder
07-23-2003, 09:10 PM
Do tell, sauron, do tell.
Mudflap
07-23-2003, 09:21 PM
I don't wanna know Sauron's secrets.
:eek:
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
07-23-2003, 09:33 PM
I still think Torque looks like Uncle Fester.
Uberwonder
07-23-2003, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by Mudflap
I don't wanna know Sauron's secrets.
:eek:
Of course you don't. That's because you are a wussy little girly-man who can't handle the real world.
Go back to dryhumping over your collection of nekkid EA pics, Pansy, and stay out of this thread.
Mudflap
07-23-2003, 09:44 PM
Oh, its on now bitch.
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
07-23-2003, 09:47 PM
I'm rooting for uber.
Mudflap
07-23-2003, 09:54 PM
I'd offer to rip you a new one too, but seeing as how you're already the queen of frequently fucked orifices...
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
07-23-2003, 09:58 PM
Only one of my orifices is fucked on a frequent basis, so feel free to play with my arse for a bit... whatever turns you on.
Mudflap
07-23-2003, 10:00 PM
You say that to all the men.
bann0red.
Uberwonder
07-23-2003, 10:22 PM
No, men get the proper orifice. She saves the pooper for little shits like you.
PrinceOfStorms
07-23-2003, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by sauron
We all have our secrets, POS..
You sure you want to know?
- d.
Tell me your secrets Sauron. I'm quite sure I want to know them all. ;)
Venus
07-23-2003, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer
I still think Torque looks like Uncle Fester.
I agee with Muffy! :werd:
Billyman
07-24-2003, 12:12 AM
I think he looks all cute and cuddly.
There's no way cute and cuddly could get banned.
Billyman
07-24-2003, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer
Only one of my orifices is fucked on a frequent basis, so feel free to play with my arse for a bit... whatever turns you on.
I never get chicks to talk to me like that any more. :(
Pianomahnn
07-26-2003, 04:58 AM
Ban Torque.
estero
07-28-2003, 07:06 PM
Viva le Torque!
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