NC vs. TX

[Mudflap]

Me, PB, and the demonchild trekked up to NC from TX last week for a nice vacation.

NC has nicer weather and prettier landscapes.

TX has many more hottie women roaming about.

Those are my most profound observations for the moment.

[Billyman]

Originally posted by Mudflap
TX has many more hottie women roaming about.


Apparently you didn't visit our many trailer parks. It's a tourist attraction I tell ya.

[Venus]

Uh huh...

[Dog Breath]

Originally posted by Mudflap
....snip....


TX has many more hottie women roaming about.

Those are my most profound observations for the moment.

Transvestite is abbreviated "TV", not "TX". :P

[MAC]

he lies

NC is JUST as shitty as TX.

except we're further from washington

and our college football is better....

[mdavis113]

Originally posted by MAC
he lies

NC is JUST as shitty as TX.

except we're further from washington

and our college football is better....

Hmm let's look at this from my Eastern North Carolina perspective

2000
East Carolina 62 Houston 20
East Carolina 40 Texas Tech 27

2001
East Carolina 37 Texas Christian 30

2002
East Carolina 54 Houston 48
East Carolina 31 Texas Christian 28

So the football arguement doesn't seem to be holding up. And, with as much time as the Prez spends down on the ranch, you're just as close to the problem as we are :p

[Uberwonder]

Yeah well... We got the Grand Canyon so you guys suck.

[Mudflap]

Uber.....no one cares about your mistress' anatomy.

/not insulting Big Al

[Venus]

I was going to say something about our big Mountains, but after Muddy's comment, I think I'll pass.

[Cruise Director]

Originally posted by Uberwonder
Yeah well... We got the Grand Canyon so you guys suck.

I'll see your big hole in the Earth and raise you one "Zion National Park."

[Pianomahnn]

Zion has rocks.

Illinois has lots of boring stuff.

[Venus]

I'll see your Zion, and raise you a Rocky Mountain National Park!

You can even be mauled by bears in your sleep.

[Billyman]

I'll see your Rocky Mountain Nat. Park and raise you a Smoky Mt. Nat. Park and a beach.

From 6,684 feet above sea level to....well, sea level, with water.

You can be mauled by bears or by sharks. Take your pick.

[Venus]

Originally posted by Billyman
From 6,684 feet above sea level

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't tell me that the best you can do is 1,404 ft above Denver?! I'll go, double your 6,684..and still have room to raise you a couple thousand feet.

[Billyman]

No dear, we can't compete with height. Our tallest mountain is a bit wee compared to others. But it’s a hell of a lot taller than our sand bars. How tall are your sand bars?

And just to throw in a little info:

I was born in Colorado. ;)

I raised you from tall land to sea. From land animals to sea creatures. :)

[MAC]

texas tech and houston?

what conference is that?

we have highschools that can beat houston and texas tech :p

it doesn't look like north carolina even has teams that play A&M

UT whooped NCU 52-21 tho last year

Please note:
I know nothing of football and just said because I am forced to listen to sports for an hour each day :mad:

Good to see you back mtdavis :D


and while you ppl are whinning about your geographic wonders we have a big river with millions of mexicans...on both sides

[Koliedrus]

Eastern North Carolina

East Carolina


This is why I think taxes should be spent on education.

[Mudflap]

Kol, "East Carolina" refers to:

http://www.isep.org/us/nc/ecu.jpg

[Escape Artist]

I'll call all of your various shite-fuck features, and raise you four huge goddamn lakes of death, depravity, and general sa-tanness. We even have something like two peninsulas in teh great white north. Ha.

Further, Detroit = second most dangerous city in the US. (I dunno how the hell that shithole St. Louis managed to beat us - will have to burn down some houses or sommat and fix that.)

[PB]

Originally posted by Mudflap
Me, PB, and the demonchild trekked up to NC from TX last week for a nice vacation.

NC has nicer weather and prettier landscapes.

TX has many more hottie women roaming about.

Those are my most profound observations for the moment.

But you see dear Mudflap.......

Texas does have something that North Carolina does not...

ME!
and if that's not enough....

Mac, Simon, Jed, EA, Siam, Rage, D, and a few others.......

[Escape Artist]

You shall all learn! :o

Based on personal experience:

Arkansas - teh sux0r. Not only did/does Clin-tonnn live there, they have shitty roads, and are semi-decrepit and whatnot. I fully intend to haul my ass through and out of there as quickly as I can manage.

Vote: crap.

Delaware -

I can't remember whether or not I was there, think so. Refer to Maryland/Pennsylvania.

Vote: :dunno:

Kentucky - Sorta-sux0r. Pretty scenery midway through, otherwise you can tell they have some issues they need to fix. I.E. start with the neutron bombs, stop when half the population's good and dead. Think the radio stations suck there too. Pretty state, but backwards in places. Horse farms near the north make for a good view.

Vote: Okay.

Maryland -
Ehh, part I saw was okay. Pretty scenery again, some mountainous stuffs. Wasn't very memorable. Couple bonus points since family was born there.

Vote: Feh.

Michigan -
Teh win for residents, teh suck for everyone else. Stay the fuck out of my state, bastids. Wayne County (Metro Detroit area, basically) has shitty roads, Detroit isn't a place to be a tourist without at least two knowledgeable residents, the suburbs are pretty but boring.

Vote: WINNAR!!!1111

New Jersey - Cool state. Lots of amenities like dining, movies, etc. Lots of people. Lots of traffic. Try to avoid driving there. Stay away from Newark, it is ghey. They fix0red roads to the point of excess....nearly as good as most Southern roads. Give them a few more winters to return to potholed condition. :p Moderately scenic for urban environment.

North Carolina -
Teh win for you if you're a fagot city-slicker with some iota of class and respect. Stay the fuck out of Billyman's state. Scenic, good roads, moderately friendly people, not too big or small. Visiting there (which you shalt never do, by order of the mighty EA) largely depends on knowing a local or two to show you around.

Vote: WINNAR!!!!111

Ohio -
Semi-ghey. Toledo is boring, Cleveland/Cincinnati are okay, if a bit more risky in terms of crime, Dayton sucks the big fat cack. Pretty skyline in a couple towns, but a rustbelt state nonetheless. Not really scenic except in the big cities, but midwesterners will appreciate the familiar looking climate and flora. One perk is Cedar Point in Sandusky, pretty fun if crowded and expensive place.

Vote: RoflBALZZ

Pennsylvania -
Everyone says it's supposed to be pretty and such, but I haven't really seen that til I hit the east side of the state. And it's a big fucking state when you're going east/west across it. Desolate in said area too. Not necessarily somewhere you want to break down/run out of gas at, least at night. Wasn't really memorable.

Vote: Feh.

Tennessee -
Pretty. Mountainous. :p
Urban areas that I've seen mostly sucked, aside from the big fucking pyramid in Memphis. Lots of Elvis shite in Memphis. Scary place. Go there. Hump Kol's leg. Take angry monkeys to set loose on the countryside.

Vote: Cooj.

Texas -
Big, big state. Lots of pride in being a Texan, usually with firearms to back it up. Most of the stereotypes, however, do not apply to this state. Lots of friendly people, equal amounts of asshole yuppies with SUV's apparently. Stay away or get burninated by Ms. Bing. Scenic, but hot. Older people need not apply without very reliable a/c. Lots of farm-to-market roads, two lane highways, etc out in the boonies...more than you'd expect.

Vote: Also cooj.

Virginia -
Lots of absolute fucktard backwoods people living in trailers out in the boonies. Somewhat mountainous, moderately scenic, I suppose. Nothing special about said state that I could find, even the so-called historic areas.

Vote: Ghey.

Washington D.C. -
For being this country's capital, the place really sucks. Bad traffic and street/highway routing, the stench of politicians hangs over everything, high crime in places. Not really worth going there except to stare at the White House/Washington Monument. Both lack a lot of teh majesty, IMO.

Vote: Poo.

West Virginia -
Like Virginia, but even more isolated, lacking in commerce/technology, basic social customs, or otherwise. :p Pretty, and you can own your own mountain, but lacks pretty much everything else.

Vote: [b]*shrug*[/b

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Based on very little, talking out of my ass, and probably attempting to piss off residents of mentioned states:

California -

I just can't see why anyone would want to live there. Someone needs to go 'adjust' the fault lines a bit and sink that shithole, if only because of Hollywood.

Colorado -

Feh, so you have mountains - big fakking deal. Personally, why anyone would live in at least a superficially-inhospitable region like that is beyond me. Aside from that, near as I can tell roughly half the people there suck. Moreso on ski resorts, neighboring cities, etc.

Florida -

Build an entire state (vaguely phallic shaped, at that) on top of a fucking swamp, import lots of old people who cannot drive, then import lots of assholes in general, some mosquitoes the size of Volkswagon Beetles, and you prolly have Florida.

Illinois -

Dear Illinois: Please get rid of Chicago, block off I-94 at the Michigan border so we can ensure more of you don't get in, and we'll talk. Love, EA.

Kansas -

There's no place like home, there's no place like home....FUCK! I ended up in Kansas! :mad:

Louisiana -

If Louisiana is so cool, why the fuck does everyone go back home after Mardi Gras? And why do you New Orleans bastids have such a fetish about killing everything that moves, twice as hard if it's a human?

Massachusetts -

Appears to suck. Beam me up, Scotty - there's no intelligent life here.

New Hampshire -

I've seen older Ford vehicles larger than said state. And upon Juliana's birth, said state was irrevocably gay'd up. Avoid at all costs.

New Mexico -

Like the old Mexico wasn't fucked up enough to start with? I think there's a reason why all sorts of nasty military tests occur there.

New York -

Gay. 'Nuff said.

Oregon -

Too big, too mountainous, and suffering from a distinct lack of interstate highways. I counted two. :p

I vote GHEY, just cause it'll piss off a few people. :fuckj00:

Rhode Island -

Doesn't look like a fucking island to me. BANNED!

Utah -

Lots of religious nuts. Pretty, but suffering from an overabundance of Yahweh. Vote: SA-TAN. Just 'cause.

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That concludes today's lesson on teh Amerika. :o Now give me money.

[Billyman]

EA is so well traveled. :p

[Escape Artist]

:o

[SimpleSimon]

His travels to the majority of those places have been in his mind. A good few of the others the only stops were for gas and munchies.

[Venus]

Kind of figured that Simon.

[missphinx]

Okay, I think I have a duty here to get pissed off or something, or ea will be sad.

EA you FUCKTARD, california is TEH WIN! You SUCK.

okay. done.

P.S. it is home, but is not really teh win, so don't beat me up, please.

[Billyman]

Originally posted by SimpleSimon
His travels to the majority of those places have been in his mind. A good few of the others the only stops were for gas and munchies.

I was hoping the -->:p would have given away my sarcasm.

[Escape Artist]

Originally posted by SimpleSimon
His travels to the majority of those places have been in his mind. A good few of the others the only stops were for gas and munchies.

Uhh, I've been to everything that I listed on the upper section in enough detail to observe & note things, which was mostly what I wrote...failing that, I stated otherwise - implicitly or not, the post wasn't serious enough to warrant elaborate descriptions and/or proof. Might wanna learn a thing or two about me before you presume to speak on my behalf in that regard, y0.

I've been through Ohio at least six times that I can remember offhand without thinking about it, Pennsylvania something like 3 or 4, 4 for Kentucky, etc.

Traveling in my mind, if at all - lower section. I'm not prone to lies or exaggerations.

[SimpleSimon]

Was posted in the same vein as your first post - humor.

Wouldn't presume to know where all you've been, and I know you aren't a liar. Strange, but no liar.

[Uberwonder]

HAH!!! USA TODAY recently voted Sedona, Arizona THE Most beautiful spot in the USA.
That would be right where your hero, wonder, resides.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[Escape Artist]

Yeah, but give any decent Detroiter a few cans of spray paint, some assorted motor vehicles, the contents of three crack houses, and that'd change pretty quick. Nothing like seeing "Cash Flows" painted on the side of a mountain or sommat. :fuckj00:

[VenoM]

Originally posted by Mudflap
TX has many more hottie women roaming about.

Those are my most profound observations for the moment.

welcome to texas :D