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MAC
05-01-2001, 12:21 PM
Tick Tick Tickin in my head

THT clock is off by 1 hr and 6 minutes
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RW'll fix it.

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Pianomahnn
05-01-2001, 12:25 PM
unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf

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Pianomahnn
05-01-2001, 12:44 PM
When the hell did I write that?

Damnit, RW, you need to stop misinforming the masses. Grrrrrrr

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Dog Breath
05-01-2001, 02:04 PM
Sort of an out of Nick experience!

How do you know THT clock was off? Maybe things are just a bit slower in Texas?

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If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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MAC
05-01-2001, 04:45 PM
I tell time by the sun.

It shines on the clock I read it.



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Dog Breath
05-01-2001, 05:16 PM
A German tourist on a visit to Mexico stops to ask a local the time of day. The Mexican man whom is sitting next to a donkey gently grasps the donkeys testicles, gives them a slight lift and says "Eet es 12:24 Senor". The German is astonished. He continues his tour of the quaint villa. Later that afternoon he notices the local still sitting there. He is still facinated and asks the time again. The man grasps the donkey by the balls, gives them a gentle lift and says "Eet es 3:25 Senor". The Tourist is flabbergasted. He runs and gets his wife "You have got to see this". He returns with his wife and asks the local gentleman the time again. The Mexican is somewhat put off with the interuptions but he complies, "Eet is 3:27 Senor". My God did you see that mine Schatze? His wife asks the Mexican "How on earth do you tell the time like that"? The Mexican smiles and points as he gently lifts the donkies balls one last time "You see there ees a clock over there".

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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