Hot Tub

[Mudflap]

*Mudflap looks around and sees that he has the Men's Locker-room all to himself.*

This is a pretty nice setup. Full size lockers, jacuzzi, steam room, sauna, the works. The "no fags allowed" sign with ea's likeness is a nice touch. Hey! This locker-room has an indoor firing range. Something tells me MAC had something to do with designing this place. Check it out, a cork board with annoucements. What's this? A ban list?

Bann0red Gheyl0rds
ea Pianomahnn Uberwonder skalie Any soul that fails to acknowledge Mudflap as being THE GAME

That kicks ass.

Welp, there's only one thing for me to do. I shall get buck nekkid and have a nice soak in the hot tub. Ah yes, those jets massage away all the tension.

*scratches balls absent mindedly*

Something's missing...

Oh yeah. Hey PB, grab us some cold drinks and come get yer ass in this hot tub with me. Yes, I know its the men's locker-room. Do you see any other men around? And you won't. They're all off being enormous pansies and trying on women's blouses at TJ Max. Now jump in and have a seat, anywhere you want to park it. Be my guest.

[Koliedrus]

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[Tak]

That sounds so gay, how could I not get in the hot-tub?

[SimpleSimon]

LOCKER ROOM

What's this?

Simon walks in, looks around. Nice facility - then he notices some quiet splashing and giggling coming from an archway off to one side.

He peeps around the corner of the arch, sees Mudflap and PB horsing around in the hot tub (HUGE damned thing, bet it'll hold 30 people), backs away quietly to explore some more.

He finds the cork board, sees the lame notice Muddy tacked up, tears it down and wads it up, tosses it in trash can.

Across the room is a heavy door marked "RANGE", so he goes over and looks thru the small window in it. Sweet! A pistol/rifle range.

The noise and laughter from the hot tub room has grown louder, then he notices the main door opening. It's Tak!

He motions Tak to come over, when he gets closer Simon tells him, "Muddy and PB are in the hot tub, Tak, and Muddy said to tell you he really wants your assistance as soon as you arrive. Get naked and join them."

Tak says, "I can do that! Muddy is sooooo hot!"

As Tak undresses, Simon wanders away.

[Pianomahnn]

/me poops on the floor

There's your game, Mudflap.

[Billyman]

*runs around buck naked*

[Venus]

*strolls in, sees Billy, strolls out*

[Koliedrus]

*runs in from the locker room and dives in*

Maniac on the loose! She has a fire extinguisher!!!

[Barbie]

you can run, but you can't hide.


NO DROP AND GIVE ME 20

wait...

hey...this is nice room


*strips and runs around naked*