MAC
04-30-2001, 04:35 PM
WELLLLLLLLLL......
Nuts to the DOD
and Nuts to the hardwired freaks being used by the DOD.
This is media hype to make us scared.
Pay more taxes and give up more freedom to be safer.
Terrorism, like happiness, comes from the inside.
Most likey we'll see a nerd war.
Nerd War I
The dweebs from Macintish will be terrorising the freaks from Microsoft.
Nerd war II
While the geeks from Dell wreek havoc on the morons at Hewlet packard.
Then the all out Techie war.
There will be spock ears and drafting kits strewn across the fruited planes of america.
And gorgeous empty headed girls will be lined up at ATM's with daddy's bank card wondering what to do now.
Personally I am still developing my hand held EMP device.
Drop in a fedex package and send it to your competitor with a letter attached that says:
"Dear Secretary,
If you ever wondered why your boss can't open his own mail but he can drive a brand new Mercedes push this little red button.
Signed,
Someone Who Thinks You're Being Treated Like Crap"
You'll get the client every time.
I have to go sit at the end of a run way now with my volkswagon bus and wait for the feds.
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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.
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Nuts to the DOD
and Nuts to the hardwired freaks being used by the DOD.
This is media hype to make us scared.
Pay more taxes and give up more freedom to be safer.
Terrorism, like happiness, comes from the inside.
Most likey we'll see a nerd war.
Nerd War I
The dweebs from Macintish will be terrorising the freaks from Microsoft.
Nerd war II
While the geeks from Dell wreek havoc on the morons at Hewlet packard.
Then the all out Techie war.
There will be spock ears and drafting kits strewn across the fruited planes of america.
And gorgeous empty headed girls will be lined up at ATM's with daddy's bank card wondering what to do now.
Personally I am still developing my hand held EMP device.
Drop in a fedex package and send it to your competitor with a letter attached that says:
"Dear Secretary,
If you ever wondered why your boss can't open his own mail but he can drive a brand new Mercedes push this little red button.
Signed,
Someone Who Thinks You're Being Treated Like Crap"
You'll get the client every time.
I have to go sit at the end of a run way now with my volkswagon bus and wait for the feds.
------------------
Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.
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