got sex??

[Billyman]

does'nt any body talk about sex any more?? i love it, like to talk about it, watch it, try new stuff and learn new shit. i have'nt done it all, but done enough to give advice and open minded enough to take some!!!

[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Billyman:
does'nt any body talk about sex any more?? i love it, like to talk about it, watch it, try new stuff and learn new shit. i have'nt done it all, but done enough to give advice and open minded enough to take some!!![/quote]


ahhhhh... my favorite subject! Start it off billy... let's see where you go with this one! Come on Kol.. i know you have a story to tell somewhere in here!


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Why do we love the one that hurts us? And hurt the one that loves us?

[Billyman]

well bitch, no stories just off the top of my head. you ever tried fisting, just plain anal, strange or large objects, regular size objects??? hell i don't know what you are into...

[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Billyman:
well bitch, no stories just off the top of my head. you ever tried fisting, just plain anal, strange or large objects, regular size objects??? hell i don't know what you are into...[/quote]

As far as the fisting goes... to me that makes no fucking sense what so ever.. to sit there and one day say.... don't just stop with the fingers.... stick your whole damn hand in there! seen way too many pictures and none of it looks appealing to me! seen chick blowing smoke rings out of their pussy and sticking things like champagne bottles in there, I just don't see where that comes from either... oh damn a cigar... i know just what i can try with that! or hey let's recycle that bottle and use it as a toy! There is a difference in sex and just down right being strange! i perfer the more normal side of things, will listen to any ideas... but there are certain things that for my own health would politely decline the suggestion! As for my personal likes and dislikes of what i have done so far... that's for me to know, and a select few to find out! YEAH I said few.... i may be alot of things.. but i have never been a whore! Some girls go about it from the wrong angle... you don't have to be with someone new just to try new things!

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Why do we love the one that hurts us? And hurt the one that loves us?

[Rabble Rouser]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Billyman:
does'nt any body talk about sex any more?? [/quote]

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"We must put an end to this. We've seen enough body bags and ballsacks." - Henry Kissinger

[Deadpool]

This topic is blasphemous. I will having nothing to do with this thread. *shakes his fist in the air* http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM

[Mordecai]

What is sex? I think I had that once, long ago.

-m


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Is that all?

[skalie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mordecai:
What is sex? I think I had that once, long ago.

-m

[/quote]

No, that was your perants.

[VenoM]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Deadpool:
This topic is blasphemous. I will having nothing to do with this thread. *shakes his fist in the air* http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif

[/quote]

<FONT COLOR="Red">Yes, if ur curious, Deadpool is fisting asian style http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif</FONT c>

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[MAC]

Hmmm...
nothing interesting here.

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[Mordecai]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by skalie:
No, that was your perants.

[/quote]
Ah, so that was that knocking on my forehead way back when.

-m



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Is that all?

[Barbie]

Why did this thread die? This could have gone somewhere...

Billy, resurrect!

[Uberwonder]

Originally posted by PB
Some girls go about it from the wrong angle...


Just slap on more lube and brace yourself. It'll go in with a good push.

[Billyman]

There isn’t much need Barbs. We’ve got folks here who are insecure talking about the dirties they do or don’t do any dirties period. We’ve got married folks that sex is usually cut and dry and those events are few and far between. Some of which ain’t getting none period whether it be by choice or not. Some just aren’t interested in the subject let alone talking about it (I respect that so I choose not to talk about unless someone wants to). ;)

[Mudflap]

<marquee>Six more weeks!</marquee>

[SimpleSimon]

My sex life is simple. Nonexistent.

[Kayla]

I've come to the conlusion that there are very few things better than anal sex.

How's that for a topic starter?

[Mudflap]

Okay, Miss Kayla...

I'll assume you're the "catcher" and your b/f is the "pitcher."

How do prepare to "play catch"?

[Barbie]

that's disgusting

[skalie]

prude

[Barbie]

Story:

A friend of a friend...

meets chic, screws chick up butt, she has loose movement and shits all over him and everthing else in site.

disgusting.

There's a nother hole for a reason!

[Kayla]

It is very rare for such a thing to happen, Barbie.
Thus whyt he story was told to you "friend of a fiend"

I have a friend of a friend who was abudcted by aliens. no really. its true. i heard it from a friend of a friend.

Anyway, yea...i'm the "catcher" so to speak.
Though (not with this bf) I've done it the other way around.

I'm not a prude. I'm all for "whatever makes you happy" sexually.

there are things that I find disgusting. (peeing + sex = stupid bad combination, etc).

But if it feels good, why not?

[Kayla]

and Mudflap: were you serious about preperation questions?

[Barbie]

No, I heard it from the friends mouth, while we were at our mutal friends house.

Of course, this mutual friend has strange friendships.

Take "D".

One day, our friend "A" was sitting in the living room waiting for said mutual friend.

"D" comes out of his bedroom (he's a roommate) doing the "Silence of the Lambs" - dick in check and everything.

why?

No reason.

[Kayla]

Well, point being, anyone who's really interested in anal sex knows the proper precautions that should be taken to prevent gross things from happening.

[Barbie]

such as?

[Kayla]

PM's

[skalie]

PM's?

[Kayla]

I sent her a PM.

I think a lot of you might already know about what to do to prepare for such things and I didn't think everyone would want to read it. If you want to read it I'll PM it to you too

[skalie]

Originally posted by Kayla
I think a lot of you might already know about what to do to prepare for such things

You're saying that most of the membership here have prepared to take it up the butt at some point of time?

[Kayla]

I'm saying that it's something that most people have done or tried.
Membership here or not

[Pianomahnn]

You're assuming a whole lot there miss Kayla.

[Kayla]

No, I'm certainly not.

I think MOST people have tried it. Either on the giving or receiving end.
And if you haven't tried it you've probably wanted to.

[sauron]

Originally posted by Kayla
I sent her a PM.

I think a lot of you might already know about what to do to prepare for such things and I didn't think everyone would want to read it. If you want to read it I'll PM it to you too

And what's wrong with posting it here for everybody to see?

- d.

[Barbie]

Kayla,

What you PM'd me wasn't offensive. Post it here.

[Kayla]

Like I said I don't think it's something everyone wants to read.

[sauron]

Barbie, you're up. Kayla is too embarrassed.

- d.

[Barbie]

I dont' want to post until I have her blessing...


Kayla?

[Kayla]

Not too embarassed, I've no problem posting. Let me rewrite it in a nicer fashion:

[Kayla]

The proper way to have anal!!!11 woo

Anyway, In the past I think guys have been too pushy w/ it. They figure "it's a hole, time to F-U-C-K!!!"
Also, it was always THEM pursuing me about it, and me just being like "ah, ok :("

This time it was me pursuing HIM about it. So i got to take control of the situation.

Basically, if you want it to be...not..icky so to speak. The woman shouldn't eat anything too heavy for a day or so in advance. That'll make sure the system is...well...cleaned out.

Sometimes a girls own lube is enough...sometimes not. (Usually not). So get some kind of water based lubricant (especially if you are using a condom and are worried about disease). Cover the area thouroughly with lube as well as your (or your partners) penis.

Then really the only other guidance you should need is to be slow about it. Unless of course she's digging it and wants you to be rough. For the most part, slow is the way to go.

Position wise, there's two standards. Doggy style, or alternate of missionary. From behind tends to be more painful for the female, so make sure you are verbal about what is good and what isn't. Because if one position doesn't suit you, there are others worth trying.

(yes, I realize this is coming off sounding like a sex column, but if I can be of service, then great).

If you AREN'T using a condom,you might wanna think about where you ejaculate. It can be really really really really unpleasant for the female if you decide to ejaculate in her. So if you arent using a condom, you might wanna ask where she wants you to do it.

And really, all of this is assuming you and your partner are open people. This is not something you should try with someone who isn't adventurous. they are likely too shy to tell you what's good and what isn't.

it's totally different territory from vaginal sex. All the time during regular intercourse women will be like "oh yeah, thats great, oh yea that feels good" etc because that' just human nature. it might take a while to get your SO to warm up to the idea of anal sex.

I guess one other tip for guys who have women who aren't that into this idea (or women who aren't) is make sure you've got some other kind of stimulation going on. The chance of a woman orgasming from anal stimulation alone are pretty slim. So some clitorial or nipple stimulation will definitely heighten the experience. Probably for the both of you.


Ok...next question?

[ms. bing]

without incriminating myself...
oh, who cares.
i actually have had a most wonderful orgasm from just anal stimulation. as a matter of fact, i would be willing to say it was the best orgasm i've ever had. it was one of those moments of orgasmic clarity when you say "oh, that's what this is supposed to feel like.."
that was with one partner, one time. it has never happened again as i have never done that with said partner again. most men (or women) that i have ever been in that close a contact with just haven't been that talented, i guess.

[Kayla]

That's great! I don't know if I could ever do that. It feels good but not THAT good :o

Fucking congrats

[Billyman]

Well since we’re doing “how to’s”, I’ll address the situation in my own fashion and hit on some other issues throughout this thread up until now. Some of which Kayla has already hit on as well. And I’m going to be blunt, deal with it.

It can be a little messy if the track is not clean. “Shit on your dick” is a common problem but that goes hand in hand with an unclean anal track. Spooging in it usually spells for disaster. It has a tendency to run back out shortly after the initial spooging has taken place, sometimes with a distinct odor (again if the track is not clean). It’s best to just pull out, and see far you can shoot across the room (aim for the back of her head or her eye for added fun).

The shitting all over everything is something I’ve heard of and here’s why it has happened:

When a woman first attempts anal sex, she has an overwhelming feeling of needing to shit. Although this feeling lessons or goes away over time, it is present for a while. When someone jumps into their first experience too rapidly, they find themselves not able to deal with the sensation and now we have icky poo.

The initial “break-in” process should be slower than molasses and there should be more than plenty of lube. The guy should start with the insertion only moving in at centimeters at a time then pausing to assess his partner’s condition. If she says’ stop, do so, if she she’s no, no, no, stop, pull out what little bit you have in there and abort. If she so chooses to have a go at it again, do so, but in the same manner. She 1) Needs time to learn how to control her voluntary sphincter 2) Has to have time for her involuntary to relax and accept what’s going on. She should be in total control of the situation at all times.

The anal track is very thin walled but is riddled with nerves. The side closest to the vagina shares some of those same pleasure nerves found when playing in that hole. But, because the track is so much thinner than the vagina, the nerves are easier “hit” and is more intense.

I’ve only had interactions with one lady who liked a thrusting action. All the others preferred a rocking motion with me deep inside (as deep as I could get with the lil’ fella anywayz). Most do not get a lot of actual pleasure from doggie style but rather missionary. In fact, I’ve never brought a woman to orgasm through doggie style but through missionary in combination with the rocking motion, I’ve brought woman to ecstasy within 10 seconds and that’s no shit (pun intended).

When she really gets used to the whole ordeal, she can also “ride” and then too be in complete control of the situation. Oh what gushers that brings. :)

[Mudflap]

After reading the above posts, I've decided: icky too much work

/boring lay

[Billyman]

Suddenly innocent aren’t we Mud?

[Mudflap]

I was drunk that one time.

[Kayla]

hooray billyman! i loved your post :D Very informative indeed

funny you mention the "in the eye" thing
cuz thats what happened :(
i thought i was gonna claw my eye out

burny sensation = not fun