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MuffyTheVampyreLayer
04-29-2001, 05:03 AM
Ok, firstly, for those of you who don't know what 'Mambo' is, it is a surfie/skate lable... mostly does adult clothing, but they do a few for the juniors... I lifted the following from the tag that came on my 5 year old sons trousers...
"Buy your children's love with a gift from Mambo. The best way to compenste your child for never being there when they need you is with a gift from Mambo. Mambo tells your kiddy that you really wanted to be at their birthday party but you got stuck at the casino again waithing for your luck to change. The smile on their face will tell you that no long term emotional damage has been done which might result in them growing up, buying a semi-automatic weapon, and shooting at class mates and teachers from the school clock tower."
See, I am a good mother damnit!!! :P
Cruise Director
04-29-2001, 05:11 AM
What ever happened to Garanimals?
Plain.
Simple.
Man-friendly.
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Dog Breath
04-29-2001, 05:25 AM
Wow thanks Muffy.
A company whom tells it like it is albeit in a satirical way God Bless their pea picking little hearts!
Undoubtedly some special interest group here in the US would force them to remove that wording from the lable.
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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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VenoM
04-29-2001, 10:40 AM
<FONT COLOR="Red">hehehe, gotta love an honest company http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif</FONT c>
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Pianomahnn
04-29-2001, 12:36 PM
What's honesty?
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VenoM
04-29-2001, 12:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Pianomahnn:
What's honesty?
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<FONT COLOR="Red">hon·es·ty (n-st)
n., pl. hon·es·ties.
The quality or condition of being honest; integrity.
Truthfulness; sincerity: in all honesty.
Archaic. Chastity.
Botany. A European plant (Lunaria annua) cultivated for its fragrant purplish flowers and round, flat, papery, silver-white seedpods. In this sense, also called money plant, satin flower, silver dollar.
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MuffyTheVampyreLayer
04-29-2001, 01:55 PM
What is sad is that many parents do honestly believe that working 14 hours a day and never seeing your child, so as to be able to afford to buy stuff like Mambo IS the right thing to do. The best thing to spend on your children is time, not money.
Koliedrus
04-29-2001, 02:02 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:
What is sad is that many parents do honestly believe that working 14 hours a day and never seeing your child, so as to be able to afford to buy stuff like Mambo IS the right thing to do. The best thing to spend on your children is time, not money.[/quote]
AMEN!!!!
Next addition to the Playlist is for my Sprats.
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Subdivided.
Well said dear Muff, well said.
Don't forget to remind people that its tuff to spend that time on top of the time it takes just to handle the daily grind.
Get em up.
Get um clean.
Get um fed.
Keep um busy.
Get um clean.
Get to bed.
Rawhide.
*whip cracks*
don't forget the love.....(note to Buddha this is the real love)
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