Glandular problem

[Barbie]

Ewe!!!

Glandular Problem (http://www.msnbc.com/news/925208.asp?0cv=NA01&cp1=1)

Monkeypox fuels dispute over importation of exotic ‘critters’

[Mudflap]

Originally posted by Barbie
Ewe!!!


Here ya go. (http://www.muttonbone.com/loveewe.html)

[Barbie]

I'm behind a firewall and a Internet screen...I can't open what you posted because it was deemed "sex"

[Mudflap]

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[Billyman]

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