Poptarts

[MAC]

the thread that is destined to go 5 pages...considering everything else does these days

the prophecy says that only the chosen one can defeat the new gay flavors of poptarts and bring balance to the war of "cake vrs pie" that has plagued us these, oh so many years

now go forth and smite the non-believers!

as with all things, I am a purist

my poptarts = frosted cherry, strawberry, or blue berry

keep your freaky flavors out of my pantry!
(and my bed room)

and whatever you do......do not burninate the poptarts

that would suck

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

I have never eaten, nor do I intend to eat, a poptart. Good grief, do americans ever eat anything that dosn't come out of a box?!

Y'all need to come over here for a good feed of puha and porkbones!

[Mudflap]

Frosted cherry is numero uno.

Cake is by far greater than pie.

That pretty much sums it up.

[River Rat]

Yes we do some things come in bags:p


cheesecake>all other food

[Billyman]

Sorry, I'm a toasters strudel type guy.

Toasters Strudel > Pop Tarts

[Mae]

Kolache? =small pig in a blanket. Best with Sausage links and a little cheese baked in.

Cold pizza. Yum.

It's all a ploy to get kids to stop drinking coffee for breakfast and start buying plastic breakfast foods! Pop tarts, fruit roll ups and the like. All of them are out to steal my coffee's "breakfast food" crown!

That said, I had strawberry -with -pink -frosting poptart yesterday.

[Venus]

Poptarts are icky. As are all other pastries which includes pie crust. Therefore cake much be better than pie. There is one, and only one type of pastrie eatable. That which is the Eclair! All other bread type products suckith. Donuts, turnovers, pie crust, bear claws, any breakfast containing bread = yucky.

[Billyman]

Still on page one.

Maybe it souldv'e been about Ramen.

[ms. bing]

i hate poptarts.
for years my mom bought them and tried to make me eat them because they required the least amount of energy on her part and she liked them. i never really wanted breakfast anyway, just coffee.
to make her happy i would take them in the car like i was going to eat them on the way to school, then throw them out the window. besides, in highschool i was too stoned to eat in the morning and waste my buzz.
poptarts are one of those things that you feel like you are supposed to like as a kid because of the colors and slick advertising. whether you actually like them or not is something else.
personally i love the instant oatmeal.
peaches and cream = teh win
oh, and cake is better than pie unless there is a graham cracker crust involved. then pie improves, but cake is still better overall.

[jules]

http://www.jul3s.com/poptards.JPG

<3

[jules]

s'mores, by the way.

now back to studying. FINALS ALL NEXT WEEK AIIIIE

[MAC]

Anyone caught playing country music less than 20 years old in the hypertribe-house-cd player will be shot.

That is all.

return to your fruit filled frosted discussion

[SimpleSimon]

Pie >>>>>>>>>>>>> cake, any time, anywhere.

Poptarts are not pie - they do not even vaquely resemble pie, or any other form of pastry, except some pitiful english excuse for a cookie.

[River Rat]

This man speaks truth:D