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MAC
06-09-2003, 07:04 PM
TODAY ONLY!!!!
the heart stopping thrills of
getting up late!

still being the first one to work because 2/3s of your employees ride with one guy who had to go to memphis last night!!!!!

spending hours on the road trying to round up your employees only to find that they are phoneless mexicans with 2 other jobs to go to if they can't get to work!!!!!!

going to the shop to help build jobs the boss JUST told you HAD to go today...only to find that he told everyone else SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT!!!!!

don't miss all the bone crunching action as you break your neck to try to get the impossible done with inexperienced helpers who show up at lunch time!!!!!


<marquee><span style='filter:shadow(color=darkslateblue ,direction=135); width: 500; color: lightblue;'>ITS MONDAY!!!!!</span></marquee>
Venus
06-09-2003, 07:12 PM
Sounds about right or so.
PB
06-09-2003, 07:38 PM
"sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays"

"thank you for calling Initech, MEME speaking, please hold"
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
06-09-2003, 09:47 PM
Ha! Envy my tuesdayness!!!
Barbie
06-09-2003, 11:15 PM
muffy can see in the future..

Muff; what beholds us?
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
06-10-2003, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by Barbie

Muff; what beholds us?

None of you will win lotto, only 15% of you will get laid, no one will get hit by a car or struck by lighntening, mute will put his underwear on backward, ea will say 'tits!' at least 15 times, Mac will make at least 30 typos and fondle his snakes instead of a woman, Koliedrus will type something no one else understands, Billy will have pervey thoughts all day, Kayla will be a whole year older and PB will contemplate posting me a vibrator.
MAC
06-10-2003, 01:55 AM
not "instead of"
"because of"

man...tuesday's gonna suck too




except for the vibrator thing

that'll be cool
Barbie
06-10-2003, 03:51 PM
Okay - so, What's Wednesday looking like?
MAC
06-10-2003, 03:54 PM
well she's way off on tuesday already

do you see a vibrator?
Barbie
06-10-2003, 04:09 PM
what? It's Wednesday there now..I want to know what my day is going to be like tomorrow since today obviously sucks!

What vibrator?
Mine?

I mean...
PB
06-10-2003, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer
PB will contemplate posting me a vibrator.

I told ya before.. you want one.. I'll send it.. all I need is an address. :)

V.
Barbie
06-10-2003, 04:48 PM
123 Main Street
My Town, Alberta
Canada
sauron
06-10-2003, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Barbie
123 Main Street
My Town, Alberta
Canada

I'll hand deliver it...

*snicker*

- d.
Barbie
06-10-2003, 05:02 PM
:p :)
Koliedrus
06-10-2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer
Koliedrus will type something no one else understands

Just because you don't understand doesn't mean that one other person cannot.
sauron
06-10-2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Koliedrus
Just because you don't understand doesn't mean that one other person cannot.

*snicker*

Point One for Kol...

- d.
Koliedrus
06-10-2003, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by sauron
*snicker*

Point One for Kol...

- d.

Not yet. I'm still analyzing the texture of the thought. I'm anticipating a foot in the shorts. Cautiously sidestepping back to topic...

That's your Monday?! Ouch!

/me covers his nuts and waits...
Venus
06-10-2003, 07:57 PM
Ok, so I can't translate the words, but one can assume what that is about...
Tuesday's ok...my computer decided to play dead for about 2 hours. Other than that no compalints. I wanna hear about Wedensday too. Muffy didn't say anything about my Tuesday, so I wanna be included in Wedensday's!
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
06-10-2003, 09:49 PM
Bugger this. If I'm going to be swarmi you're going to have to pay me.
ms. bing
06-11-2003, 02:32 AM
ok
i have a lunch date on friday with a friend who has "news"
you take paypal?
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
06-11-2003, 06:41 AM
Paypal is fine, of course, I should advise you that any predictions I make are, well, complete crap really :D
Koliedrus
06-11-2003, 02:30 PM
I'm in!

Er, this is wednesday, right?
Venus
06-11-2003, 02:34 PM
Well, now it would have to be Thursday predictions...it is Wedensday.
MAC
06-11-2003, 02:44 PM
That's the trouble with the future. its always here before you can talk about it.
Koliedrus
06-11-2003, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by Venus
Well, now it would have to be Thursday predictions...it is Wedensday.

Holy Miss Cleo!

Muffy, you're fired.
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
06-11-2003, 02:53 PM
Hey! Bing wants a prediction for Friday, it's only thursday here, so you'll just have to wait!