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Escape Artist
06-08-2003, 12:06 PM
http://mirrors.meepzorp.com/imdb.com/gnfos/

no comment. :eek:
Koliedrus
06-08-2003, 02:31 PM
Why does this remind me of The Deer Hunter

/me takes a breath...

*click*
Uberwonder
06-08-2003, 05:45 PM
Just leapin' right outta that closet, eh?

ea, do know that no one (who lives over 50 miles from you) cares whether you're a poof.
Mudflap
06-08-2003, 05:46 PM
Shaddup you southern baptist toad licker.
Uberwonder
06-08-2003, 06:59 PM
Quit defending your little buttbuddy before I come over and let the air out of the tires on your house.
Mudflap
06-08-2003, 07:29 PM
MAC has an air compressor and I know where he lives.

Do your worst.
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
06-08-2003, 09:48 PM
I want to see Uber and Mud thrown into a nice deep pit, preferably naked and covered with whipped cream.
Mudflap
06-08-2003, 11:17 PM
We did that 2 months ago. Keep up woman.
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
06-08-2003, 11:23 PM
god damn! I miss all the fun stuff.
Uberwonder
06-08-2003, 11:34 PM
You could be the cherry on that wondermud sundae, Muffy
MAC
06-08-2003, 11:40 PM
how the fuck did I get brought into this?

gay niggers form outer space+ ea + mudflap + uber?
and muffy is disappointed?

I need a cigar....
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
06-09-2003, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Uberwonder
You could be the cherry on that wondermud sundae, Muffy

Ahh... not with all that hot chocolate fudge packing going on. Thanks for the offer though :)
PB
06-09-2003, 01:58 AM
i do have one question ea... what's the point?


V.
PB
06-09-2003, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by Mudflap
We did that 2 months ago. Keep up woman.

Damn I must have really missed something..

Did that happen before or after you came here??

V.
Escape Artist
06-09-2003, 02:25 AM
Point? I post completely off the wall, fucked up sorta website like that, and you think there was thought involved? Not in the least, woman! :p

However, just for you, I shall invent a reason.



*ea kicks the noisy, malfunctioning projector off its table and screams "OOH, NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC HAS [i]THEIR FAGGY SOCIETY, AND MOUNT EVEREST TRIPS, AND WE GET SHITTY A/V!" in a whiny, sarcastic voice*

Ahem....Ok. I have a reason. :o

I do it for the children, for intellectual equality, for the right of livestock to vote, or lettuce not to wilt, or for the right of tractors to make farmland look quaint, for the underdog - the stereotypical lower class extraterrestrial clones of a homosexual african american whose livelihood relies on such educational and enlightening films.

I do it for the right of mud to make pavement look sorta grungy, for rain to interfere with satellite TV, for trees to fall over and create philosophical paradoxes, for rubber cement to be weird, for toilet paper to always be single-ply in stores and schools.

I do it for peace.

Hope that answers your question, Ms. PB.

Send questions to:

Almighty Gawd EA
World Dictator Ministries
P.O. Box 187666
Atlantis, Earth
Billyman
06-09-2003, 04:52 AM
*backs out of room slowly and turns out the light*
MAC
06-09-2003, 05:32 AM
Dear Almighty Gawd EA,

Why don't we have any members here named Clemintine?
And can I have 5 minutes alone in an elevator with bon jovi and a baseball bat?...he's really got me pissed

Sincerely

-MAC-
Billyman
06-09-2003, 05:37 AM
Dear Almighty,

How do I get rid of this rash and what the hell is it?
Escape Artist
06-09-2003, 06:12 AM
*camera pans to ea whacking the projector with the business end of a bat*

Dear He-Who-Is-Mighty MACinator:

Because the name Clemintine not only is obscure, it makes little sense, like an ocelot with a tree limb growing out the side of its head.

Dear BillyWillyChickenPie:

That would be an STD you picked up in '92 while goofing off. No, antibiotics aren't going to fix that.

Back to this projector. FUCK YOU, NAT. GEOGRAPHIC! :mad:
Billyman
06-09-2003, 06:15 AM
*goes back to scrubbing with ajax* :(
Escape Artist
06-09-2003, 06:16 AM
You could call it an undocumented feature? :happysad:
Mudflap
06-09-2003, 07:27 AM
Originally posted by MAC

And can I have 5 minutes alone in an elevator with bon jovi and a baseball bat?...he's really got me pissed


-MAC-

Shot thru the heart and YOU'RE to blame.

YOU give love, a bad name.

:fuckj00:
Venus
06-09-2003, 02:43 PM
Ya know, I think Bon Jovi is the oldest guy I'd still screw right now. The man looks really good for being what, 40 or so?
PB
06-09-2003, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Escape Artist
Hope that answers your question, Ms. PB.


Well actually yes it does... just tells me it was bullshit, just like I thought.

V.
MAC
06-09-2003, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Venus
Ya know, I think Bon Jovi is the oldest guy I'd still screw right now. The man looks really good for being what, 40 or so?

I just lost all respect for you.

First you had the audacity to have a bf and now this!

And how com eif I wanted to have sex with an older hollywood celec type gal you'd instantly assume she's had plastic surgery to look so good
but no one thinks bon jovi's had a tummy tuck?

anyway I'm gonna pay this guy to deliever my "I hate Bon Jovi" message to the world (http://www.rentmychest.com/)
PB
06-09-2003, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by MAC
anyway I'm gonna pay this guy to deliever my "I hate Bon Jovi" message to the world (http://www.rentmychest.com/)

Oh that's just terrible. wonder how much money I could make doing that.... lol... hmmmmmmmm.....

and yes Kol... I know.. I know...