The newb awards

[MAC]

if you'll all take a second to slide to the member's page and
click "list by date joined" you'll see that we've picked up over 50 newbs in th elast year

a few of those where reregisters whose old accounts had been lost in technical glitches and the "past unpleasantness"

we had alot of family members join.

some more of those where trolls, and even a few aliases of bored members...I think (I don't check every stinking IP you know)

most of them came, posted a few times and disapeared.
life does that to us all....

so lets take a momment to check it out and comment on those who have stood out.

For the award for "you'd better post again"
I nominate Boats
(If you missed him go to lessons and search for his posts. they're worth the read.)

For the award for "make your self at home"
I nominate Barbie.
she has fit right in and had a blast

For the award of "He seemed like a cool guy"
I nominate mdavis113

thats just a few
think about it , see who you remember, and WHY you remember them.

[Venus]

I don't remember any of the ones that don't still post.

[sauron]

I just told boats to read this thread. He's still around, just doesn't post much, apparently.

- d.

[boats]

Howdy,

Hrm. Yes, I believe I am obligated to post more. I think it was a series of things--I think during my first post, I was absolutely terrified of the next day and things were really looking pretty terrible in life. They've since somewhat picked up. There were other factors however, such as this server being a bit unreliable in terms of accessibility and my traveling a lot (to be with aforementioned girl).

It's a relief for you to mention me Mac. I appreciate your endorsement.

I'm actually, currently in the process of briding the gap between myself and newly acquired girl by about 3 hours. I must be out of my mind. :-)

thanks guys,

-- boats

[Barbie]

To be nominated alone is a wonderful feeling...

I have made myself at home....THT is very welcoming and made it easy to settle in. :)

[Billyman]

macguiguru

No explination needed.

[Torque]

yup. macguiguru needs to be showing up once in a while.

[PB]

I don't remember what name Rich (ms.bing and Mac's dad) posted under... but I'd really like to see him back around too!!!

V

[MAC]

you ppl aren't helping much


the "well thought out post" award should go to simiantics.
I must admit, its appealing to find someone who speaks so well. I'm used to "fag!! homoghey!!" so simiantic's is refreshing as well as informative.

A.D.H.D. came back. His old account got lost somewhere but its fun to have him back. he even has a cam! you ladies might want to check him out he's a good lookin devil.
Maybe we should give him the "I'm from asylum but I'm not uber's bitch" award :p

Growing mystery had a good run of posts. He's another of our west coast brethren.
tho he'd be in contention for the "not related to simon award"

I enjoyed Nude Rat Voodoo, too....despite that whole shaved cat incident :p
we could give her the "found my avatar right away" award

ok, the "where'd she go" award should go to Drama Queen
I liked her too and she disappeared.

I blame the regulars here. you ppl are mean to the newbs!

actually MstrG told me once that a newb who posts more than once averages 3 months of life on a board. that seems about right.

I'm WAY overdue to quit I was 46th to register. :p

[SimpleSimon]

In the "not related to Simon" award category, don't include either Skeet or Asmodeus. Both are cousins of some sort.

[Uberwonder]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by MAC
[B]
a few of those where reregisters whose old accounts had been lost in technical glitches and the "past unpleasantness"
<font color = yellow>I would like to nominate mudflap for the "Present Unpleasantness Award"</font>

some more of those where trolls...
<font color = yellow>skalie gets the "Troll Award"</font>

most of them came, posted a few times and disapeared.
life does that to us all....

so lets take a momment to check it out and comment on those who have stood out.
<font color = yellow>OK, that pic of Billy making mantits gives me nightmares.</font>

For the award for "you'd better post again"
I nominate Boats
(If you missed him go to lessons and search for his posts. they're worth the read.)
<font color = yellow>Yeaaah, I'll second that. Good reading.</font>

For the award for "make your self at home"
I nominate Barbie.
she has fit right in and had a blast
<font color = yellow>Canadians have been making themselves at home here for years. They occasionally run back up north for free medical and to burn an American flag or two then come back to work under the table and clog up our freeways. (I know she is going to protest and say she is currently in Canada but remember what I said about the medical)</font>

For the award of "He seemed like a cool guy"
I nominate mdavis113

thats just a few
think about it , see who you remember, and WHY you remember them.

<font color = yellow>I remember Princess Heather. I don't believe it is necessary to say why.

I remember TheMac but he got generic.

I remember RW but he imploded.

I remember Stile but he hanged himself.

I remember Paintchips but he turned ghey.

I remember ea but he turned all shitty after he was given away as a doorprize at a NAMBLA convention.</font>

[Barbie]

:p
:tribe:

[sauron]

Originally posted by Uberwonder <font color = yellow>
I remember RW but he imploded.
</font>

Speaking of RW...

I nominate myself for the most-confused-with-RW-when-I-joined award..

I still have the (now amusing) PM from Kol.. :)

- d.

[Mudflap]

Why should the newbs get all the glory?

I nominate myself for "Most Likely to Accidently Shoot MAC at Tomorrow's Gun Show" award.

[Uberwonder]

I already nominated you for an award, moron.

[Uberwonder]

Originally posted by sauron
Speaking of RW...

I nominate myself for the most-confused-with-RW-when-I-joined award..

I still have the (now amusing) PM from Kol.. :)

- d.

OK, you win. Your prize is a big Raku Bass.

[Mudflap]

Originally posted by Uberwonder
I already nominated you for an award, moron.

EMF, you black hispanic bastard puerto rican jew.

[Uberwonder]

Originally posted by Mudflap
EMF, you black hispanic bastard puerto rican jew.

Gnaw the skidmarks out of my shorts, you pasty assed mick white supremist yaqui muslem.

[Mudflap]

Originally posted by Uberwonder
Gnaw the skidmarks out of my shorts, you pasty assed mick white supremist yaqui muslem.

Go eat a yellow urinal cake sammich with toe jam and dingleberries, you ass clown soiled maxi-pad licking gypsy smegma sucking pinko commie henchman of Joe McCarthy's ghost.

[MAC]

I nominate ea for the "fucked with ppl's cams and titles" award

next I'll list him as a coppa user and we'll wait till his parents OK his registration

[Uberwonder]

Originally posted by Mudflap
Go eat a yellow urinal cake sammich with toe jam and dingleberries, you ass clown soiled maxi-pad licking gypsy smegma sucking pinko commie henchman of Joe McCarthy's ghost.

You left religion out, you lose.
loser.

Boy, that was easy.

[Mudflap]

j00 = Southern Baptist

[Escape Artist]

I GIVE YUO ALL TEH FAGOT AWARD! :fuckj00:

[Billyman]

Well, this went to shit quickly.

Although he's not a newb now but was once, I'm nominating Cruise Director as best story teller. I think the hat has been lost. :(

[Growing_Mystery]

Originally posted by MAC

Growing mystery had a good run of posts. He's another of our west coast brethren.
tho he'd be in contention for the "not related to simon award"

I am not a he I R are a she!!! :bash:

[Billyman]

Cute too I bet.

Continue to beat Mac with hammer. We all want to at some point.

[MAC]

:wtc: see? I try to do something nice and I upset ppl

now billy wants to hit me with a hammer!


hehe
see what it takes to get ppl to post?

:p

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Originally posted by MAC

now billy wants to hit me with a hammer!


[mantranslator on] He wants to fuck you in a really kinky way [/mantranslator off]

[Koliedrus]

I'm giving Growing_Mystery the Take This Thought And Run Like Hell With It (http://launch.yahoo.com/launchcast/station.asp?u=1262073415) award.

[Billyman]

Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer
[mantranslator on] He wants to fuck you in a really kinky way [/mantranslator off]

I've my Barney Rubble pez dispenser ready!

[Mae]

I nominate Jenny for a wicked sense of, well, sense.

[Billyman]

I'll second that.

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by Billyman


I've my Barney Rubble pez dispenser ready!

Did you purposefully misplace it so that you'd remember running into the warren?

No.

[Mae]

Um, I also nominate myself for the best looking of Simon's ilk.

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by Mae
Um, I also nominate myself for the best looking of Simon's ilk.

I'm all over that happily married.

[SimpleSimon]

Sorry, but I have to disagree Mae.

[MAC]

Well I know that you don't intend to nominate Jed.

On a related note:
If I time this just right I can get Billy caught in the man-hug Kol has planned for me and make off with a perfectly good pez dispensor.

note: this type of thinking is why I am the hypertribe's Errant Mastermind

[SimpleSimon]

Mac, how do you sterilize a PEZ dispenser?

I wouldn't touch that thing till it was sterilized after the uses Billyman has put it to.

[Mudflap]

Originally posted by SimpleSimon
Mac, how do you sterilize a PEZ dispenser?


Autoclave set to "plastic".

[PB]

Originally posted by Mae
I nominate Jenny for a wicked sense of, well, sense.

I agree.. where the hell is she... she was funny as hell to me.


PB

[SatansLeftHand]

Originally posted by MAC
Well I know that you don't intend to nominate Jed.yes he does.

[ms. bing]

c'mon guys
i gotta get something
how bout the "worst referral" award?

[Mae]

You get nothing. I get nothing. Which newb gets the Booby prize?

[MAC]

who showed their b00bs?

[Venus]

So at what point does one stop becoming a newb?

MAC and KOL get my post whore nominations.
Barbie gets a strength nomination.
EA gets the Fag nomination.
Kayla gets my most improved.
Simon gets my way too long nomination.
Muffy gets my humor nomination.
Billy gets my stupid award. (refering to his posting of stupid people, not that he's stupid.)
3MTA3 gets the FUCK award, cause I think he says it the most.
Muddy and PB get the Mushy award.
I don't know Mae enough to give her one, and I don't remember anyone else too much right now...
I'll finish later.

[MAC]

who you calling a post whore??









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[sauron]

Originally posted by MAC
who showed their b00bs?

I have, on at least 2 occations. :eek:

:p

- d.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Billyman should get the best bewbies award, he has killer cleavage. Sorry Sauron, you just can't compete.

[sauron]

Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer
Billyman should get the best bewbies award, he has killer cleavage. Sorry Sauron, you just can't compete.

I'm very content and faily proud of not having "killer cleavage" thankyouverymuch...

- d.

[Barbie]

man boobs...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Venus]

Hey, he cheated! I'd have killer clevage too if I pushed them together!

[Venus]

Oh wait, his count cause they're man boobs right?

[PB]

Originally posted by Venus
Hey, he cheated! I'd have killer clevage too if I pushed them together!

am i the only one that doesn't have to push them together to get killer cleavage?

bwahhhhhhhaha ha ha ha

V.

[Barbie]

Hey, don't steal that from me. I have major cleavage with no pushing.

[Koliedrus]

No. You're the only one who can't remember birthdays.

[sauron]

Originally posted by PB
am i the only one that doesn't have to push them together to get killer cleavage?

bwahhhhhhhaha ha ha ha

V.

I once had a friend, who'se cup size was EEE

Yeah, as in the sound when you go EEE(k) :)

- d.

[PB]

Originally posted by Koliedrus
No. You're the only one who can't remember birthdays.

DOH!

ok ok ok ok

i should have known that was coming...

V.

[Koliedrus]

You have until next May to tell me to piss up a rope.

Why am I thinking of cops eating wedding cake?

[Stevo]

I definitely nominate myself.

[SimpleSimon]

Stevo, you are hardly a newb.

As for PB's claim, she aint lying.

[Mudflap]

Hey Simon, I have that pic too.

Did she also send you the one where she's wearing the crotchless panties and nipple tassles?

[Escape Artist]

post or ban. you know the rule.

[Billyman]

Weird

I don't think I got as much response from my cock being on the cam page as have my man-boobage.

*shakes head*

[edit] PB

NICE TITS!

[Billyman]

Originally posted by Mudflap
Hey Simon, I have that pic too.

Did she also send you the one where she's wearing the crotchless panties and nipple tassles?

Heh.

Peasant.

I was sent the video. :p

[SimpleSimon]

Originally posted by Mudflap
Hey Simon, I have that pic too.

Did she also send you the one where she's wearing the crotchless panties and nipple tassles?

Nope. If she had, I wouldn't have attached it.

[PB]

man say something about cleavage.... next thing I know... mine is on the damn screen..... I have to say, at first, I was quite unhappy about that.... but after i thought about it, who cares... atleast i have nice tits. :)

and there is no pic of me in crotchless panties and nipple tassles... i don't own crotchless panties..

V.

and Kol.. cops eating wedding cake??/ wtf?

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by PB

and Kol.. cops eating wedding cake??/ wtf?

Lemme reconstruct the thought...

You send me the present with Muddy's head in the middle, I fly down there, everybody gets drunk at the reception, Muddy and Sid beat the living shit out of me and the cops hang around once I'm in the ambulance.

Jesus. What do I have to do? Paint pictures?

;)

[Barbie]

Muddy and PB are getting married?

[Koliedrus]

Silly. We're all getting THT tats. Want one?

[Barbie]

what is that? (a tat)

A tatoo??

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by Barbie
what is that? (a tat)

A tatoo??

You got it. Avatars, barcodes, the whole mark-o-beast McStuff.

Hey! It could happen!

Afterthought: someone remind me to check my parachute....

[River Rat]

Originally posted by Koliedrus
You got it. Avatars, barcodes, the whole mark-o-beast McStuff.

Hey! It could happen!

Afterthought: someone remind me to check my parachute....


Yer shute is fine I packed it for you myself It has everything you will need......................spork......check........plate.........check.........blanket............che ck.........picnic basket.........check.............

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

I couldn't help but notice that he was one sandwich short of a picnic.

*snickers*

[Billyman]

Originally posted by Koliedrus
Silly. We're all getting THT tats. Want one?

Weird.

As silly at it may seem, I've been concidering....for some time....

No solid design yet.

But concidering.

[Escape Artist]

bad billy. maybe i get one as well, fuck - i r 18. :p

[Escape Artist]

you need CHOMPERS TEH MIGHTY!!! :o

[Billyman]

Well that would be cooj and all if I could get a hologram type tat. For the movement of course.

My tat artist is Julie so I'll have to call her and ask her if she could do a GIF on me somewhere.

:rolleyes:

[Escape Artist]

:fuckj00:

[River Rat]

Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer
I couldn't help but notice that he was one sandwich short of a picnic.

*snickers*


heh I wish I were clever enough to have intentionally left out the sandwich:D

[Venus]

THT tat huh...Oughta be some sort of Tribal design. Arm band or something. Maybe across the back of your neck. Being the HyperTRIBE and all.

[SimpleSimon]

You can tattoo my hide when I'm dead, Fred.

Until then, keep your frigging needles and ink away.

[Escape Artist]

Apparently you haven't looked in the mirror lately - you have "Mudflap wuz here" across your lower back, dude. :p

[SimpleSimon]

Being diabetic, I find it necessary to inspect my hide closely on a regular basis, you twat. There are no tatto's of any kind anywhere on my body - never have been, and never (willingly) shall be.

You, on the other hand, should go back to shaving your shrunken, misshapen skull, just so the world can see your crowning glory, the self inflicted tattoo crossing from ear to ear: "I Love Sex Kitten"

[Escape Artist]

Originally posted by SimpleSimon
Being diabetic, I find it necessary to inspect my hide closely on a regular basis, you twat. There are no tatto's of any kind anywhere on my body - never have been, and never (willingly) shall be.

You, on the other hand, should go back to shaving your shrunken, misshapen skull, just so the world can see your crowning glory, the self inflicted tattoo crossing from ear to ear: "I Love Sex Kitten"

<marquee>:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: </marquee>

[SimpleSimon]

Is that how you see yourself?

A scrawny, hair-lipped faggot in cheap costume jewelry and cheesy gowns?

For shame!

[Escape Artist]

Nah, teh fagot makes that piktar funny. :p

I'm not sure I have a self-image. *shrug*

I've only shaved my head once, and that was long, long before I got to know Sexkitten in any sort of intimate fashion. :p

[Kayla]

sexkitten...that name sounds familiar.

[Escape Artist]

:o

[Kayla]

wait a minute, were you guys talking about me :(
I'm not even around to defend myself.
*defend*

[Mae]

"Nothing is sure but this brand new tattoo/ But it's a real beauty/
A mexican cutie/ How it got here I haven't a clue.

Hey uncle, Wanna Margarita?
You me and Jimmy Buffett.

[SimpleSimon]

No margaritas for me. No tattoos either. Jimmy Buffet and your company are fine with me.