Old but still teh funny!

[Escape Artist]

TRUE PR0N KLERK STOREEEEEZ!!

http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475

[Koliedrus]

Old, perhaps. Long, certainly but it has girth. I doubt many people could take it all at once.

The end is surprisingly sensative.

[Venus]

I imagine I can't view it from work, so I'll jsut wait until I get home.

[MAC]

ok
relevant question:
what is it about the way this chic (and the tardblog chic for that matter) can tell story after story about some un assuming setting of their daily life and carry the theme through out its transition?

I haven't seen any men writing stuff like this that I can recall.

on an end note, it occurs to me, that while I don't care about ppl's porn habits, my problem with porn is paying for something I wouldn't charge for. (not couldn't. wouldn't)
I know that seems silly to some ppl tho so I'll go back to my own appreciation for naked women. :p

[Koliedrus]

I thought it was very well written and wish her much success in whatever career she's chosen. In fact, if she were still working there and I happened to find myself in the neighborhood, I would have stopped in to say, "Howdy", just before running out the door.

Women have that ability, Mac. Surely you've been reminded of some past event that seemed trivial to you but held metaphysical importance to someone of the gentler persuasion.

"Do you know what day this is?"

I'd rather hear, "Is it in yet?".

People think differently about sexuality. This particular perspective was both amusing and insightful.

[MAC]

"I think the reason straight guys like enormous schlongs, apart from the whole bigger = more powerful and more potent thing, is that it's an easy answer to Freud's unanswerable question: what do women want? The real answer is too hard. Women want you to be independent but emotionally available. They want you to be attached but not smothering. They want time and attention, and also some time alone. They want you to grow and change with them. They want you to be all kinds of things, and it's going to be a different list for every woman, and that list is always subject to change without notice. For some men, and many of my regular porn addicts, I think, fall into this category, the answer is that women want you to change that glaring personality flaw and learn to talk to them like a human being. Maybe they want you to take a frigging shower."

that sounds, to me, like probably the truest statement about men and women that I've ever read.

of course it cuts both ways...but that wasn't her topic

[MAC]

ok, I read it all the way through (I have a headache believe it or not)

Its odd to read, in the 2nd to the last post, this self proclaimed feminist, liberal state almost verbatum something I've said almost in here multiple times about the evolutionary purpose of reproduction and families. In fact it was shocking.

but I'm not gonna argue about it because there is only one truth in the modern world of parenting:

quite often ppl are so fucked up on average that odds are better that one mildly fucked up parent can raise a child to be its healthiest, than the results of two typically disturbed parents attempting to raise a child in unison, which they cannot do based on their unalterable inability to cohabitat...


and there's only one truth about human sexuality

it all depends on the situation and the other person.


While appreciate the truth in those statements I can't live by either of them right now and that's my dysfunction.