life is #1

[MAC]

***only the typing has been changed to protect the innocent***

:::Joins: mute [~user@MindAsylum-36630.accesscable.net]
[8:42p] [MACenstein] welcome mute
[8:42p] [MACenstein] your future awaits
[8:42p] [mute] : o
[8:42p] [mute] really
[8:42p] [MACenstein] yes
[8:42p] [mute] what's in store for muters?
[8:43p] [MACenstein] depends on two things
[8:43p] [MACenstein] 1) what life has in store for mute's enviroment
[8:43p] [mute] i wouldnt know what they were
[8:43p] [MACenstein] 2) how mute decides to react to #1
[8:43p] [mute] what's #1?
[8:43p] [MACenstein] 1) what life has in store for mute's enviroment
[8:44p] [MACenstein] or pee
[8:44p] [MACenstein] that's kinda ironic
[8:44p] [mute] what's in my piss?
[8:44p] [MACenstein] your future
[8:44p] [mute] h2o i know that
[8:44p] [MACenstein] haven't you been listening?
:::Mode: MACenstein set mode +o to mute
[8:45p] [@mute] my urine is my future, how exciting
[8:45p] [MACenstein] no , your future lies in what you throw away
[8:45p] [MACenstein] your body filters certain things
[8:45p] [MACenstein] so must your mind and heart
[8:45p] [MACenstein] no go forth and relieve your self in the proper places
[8:46p] [@mute] what about my shit huh?
[8:46p] [@mute] HUH
[8:46p] [MACenstein] shit is mostly ruffage
[8:46p] [MACenstein] the stuff you can't digest
[8:46p] [MACenstein] so it passes through you
[8:46p] [MACenstein] the things that don't matter or add anything are shit
[8:47p] [MACenstein] now wipe away those unimportant things
[8:47p] [@mute] well i have no clue what you're rambling on about
[8:47p] [@mute] shits good for the earth
[8:47p] [@mute] atleast we have equilibrium with something
[8:48p] [@Mudflap] mute, MAC is encouraging you to fling your own poop.
[8:48p] [@Mudflap] Like a monkey.
[8:48p] [@mute] shut up mudflap the not-so-serious monty python!
[8:48p] [MACenstein] NEE!
[8:49p] [@Mudflap] run away!
:::mute claps 2 coconut shells together
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it sorta went down hill from there

the point is:

life is shit

your kidneys make good censors

if you're looking for a metaphor I'm your man

nevermind

[SimpleSimon]

Great metaphor!

[Mae]

Um, share the drugs guys.

~read: clever

[mute]

i get it now :D

[Billyman]

He's a little slow sometimes folks but he's still a good guy. :D

[mute]

i don't see how i was suppose to know what the hell he was rambling about :p

for all i know he was trying to get me to leave

[Koliedrus]

Aside from the fact that Mac wasn't running you off, I get these from that exchange:

1) YOUR life is important
2) At your next job interview, the piss you provide will matter. Ease back on mental alterations.
3) Your past is behind you. You can wipe and flush.
4) Mudflap had a bad experience at the zoo.
5) Mae can't be trusted with sharp objects.

[Venus]

tehehe.
Probably not a metaphore I would have thought of...but I guess it works none-the-less.

[MAC]

mute, have I ever run you off or asked you to leave?
why would I want you to leave?

so I can be alone in chat?

/me slaps mute with a large trout

[mute]

yet again, i'm one misunderstood shit.

i meant maybe you were trying to tell me to go do something better with my time than sit in a chat room. and i never thought you were asking me to leave, but that you just giving some advice. ;)

[Venus]

You sure do alot of back-peddling Mojo.

[Escape Artist]

My dick is so big it refers to itself in the third person. :o :eek: :naughty:

[Billyman]

Originally posted by Koliedrus
2) At your next job interview, the piss you provide will matter.

Mojo! This does not mean stand on the interviewers desk and....

Oh, never mind.

[Uberwonder]

Originally posted by Koliedrus
4) Mudflap had a bad experience at the zoo.


The poor shputz has a bad experience every time he goes to the zoo.

[Billyman]

You're not kidding, I remember the time he fell into the gorilla pit and a silver back made Mud his bitch. I've never heard screams like that from a grown man.

Apparently male gorillas don't use lubricant.

*shrugs*

[Mudflap]

Must be my animal magnetism.

[mute]

fux0red

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by Billyman


Apparently male gorillas don't use lubricant.

*shrugs*

DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS
IF YOU FALL INTO THE GORILLA HABITAT
HAVE A GENEROUS SUPPLY OF
3 8004198934 3 (http://www.upcdatabase.com/)

[MAC]

????

UPC stickers?

for each body part, maybe?

OHHHHHH!!!!!!! its K-Y

I thought it was a telephone number

800-419-8934

which is someone's AT&T mailbox services

luckily for them "3" is not a recognized mailbox number

hmmmm

[Koliedrus]

Made ya think :D