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Kayla
04-26-2001, 07:42 PM
http://www.snopes2.com/horrors/madmen/backseat.htm

this is my absolute favorite, and most terrifying urban legend. Ok i know we all know SOME urban legends..or maybe some true stuff thats good enought o be an urban legend. so spill em....if you dont have any yet go here (http://www.snopes.com)

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Kayla
04-26-2001, 08:09 PM
grrr wasnt what i was hoping for but..ok

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MAC
04-27-2001, 04:52 PM
No Urban legends where I'm from.
Just rural facts.
A 400+ pound sow will run you over and stomp on you if she thinks you are between her and her piglets. This breaks bones and ruptures organs and leaves you a long walk from the road.
A 12+ ft alligator weighs over 700+ and can easily hold you under the water till you drown while he starts to tear chunks off of you.
Spiders bite you while you sleep and a piece of you rots off.
Snakes that bite when you step or try to pick them up with poison so powerful it can stop your heart.
Large prehistoric fish with mouths full of teeth in tea black water so full of snags you can't swim.
Scorpions.
Bees, wasps, hornets, mosquiots by the millions.
Ticks, fleas, chiggers, and LEECHES.
Two inch thorns that spread infection with a scratch.
Mud holes 7 ft deep covered in leaves on the forest floor.
Poison ivy, poison oak, poison sumack.
Packs of dogs and coyotes killing calf sized prey. Unaffraid of people.

Oh yah and don't forget the bats.
By the thousands. Flying every night.

Welcome to Texas.
Ya'll come back.



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gone~away
04-27-2001, 05:49 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
My favorite urban legend tells of people who live in large areas, but they're packed really tight on one another....stacked like sardines. they say that some of them never get more than a few miles form home in their whole lives.

And they smell, and they hurt one another....and they're too stupid to know any better. They're called "city-dwellers".

Scary, huh? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif

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omg....

i just realized... no it cant be true....


that's ME! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif


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Kayla
04-27-2001, 08:40 PM
4 replies and no real answers yet..come on....


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Deadpool
04-27-2001, 09:47 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
No Urban legends where I'm from.
Just rural facts.
A 400+ pound sow will run you over and stomp on you if she thinks you are between her and her piglets. This breaks bones and ruptures organs and leaves you a long walk from the road.
A 12+ ft alligator weighs over 700+ and can easily hold you under the water till you drown while he starts to tear chunks off of you.
Spiders bite you while you sleep and a piece of you rots off.
Snakes that bite when you step or try to pick them up with poison so powerful it can stop your heart.
Large prehistoric fish with mouths full of teeth in tea black water so full of snags you can't swim.
Scorpions.
Bees, wasps, hornets, mosquiots by the millions.
Ticks, fleas, chiggers, and LEECHES.
Two inch thorns that spread infection with a scratch.
Mud holes 7 ft deep covered in leaves on the forest floor.
Poison ivy, poison oak, poison sumack.
Packs of dogs and coyotes killing calf sized prey. Unaffraid of people.

Oh yah and don't forget the bats.
By the thousands. Flying every night.

Welcome to Texas.
Ya'll come back.

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Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter is invincible.



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Koliedrus
04-28-2001, 02:36 PM
I wonder if the fart in a balloon counts. Muffy already knows this one. In fact, I think it's how we met http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

Where's that hat. This may take a while....

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