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Deadpool
06-02-2003, 09:24 AM
HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until
well creamed. For best results.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with
nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully, before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, UhOh

Koliedrus
06-02-2003, 10:21 AM
Blechhh! Tastes like eyeball juice.

I'll try again but I'm running out of neighbors.

Stevo
06-02-2003, 11:06 PM
here here.

MAC
06-03-2003, 02:52 AM
did deadpool just start a thread?
and then stevo posted in it?

*MAC runs to check the calender*

nice to see you both

mute
06-03-2003, 02:54 AM
next time why not give some credit you unoriginal fuk ;)