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Barbie
05-21-2003, 02:43 PM
At first glance, I thought the terror alert was because of the CJD...


Now Canada Has Mad Cow Disease
CBS News (AP) A cow in Alberta has been diagnosed with mad cow disease, Canadian officials announced Tuesday...

U.S. raises terror alert
The State WASHINGTON - Federal counterterrorism authorities called for increased security nationwide by raising the security...


MAD COW!!! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!! (http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2003/05/21/madcow_alta030521)


TERROR, TERROR...GET YOUR DUCT TAPE!!! (http://www.northamericadaily.com/)
Mudflap
05-21-2003, 02:47 PM
vicinity.
Barbie
05-21-2003, 03:14 PM
I'm pulling a grammer foo paux on purpose meanie!
sauron
05-21-2003, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by Barbie
I'm pulling a grammer foo paux on purpose meanie!
<blockquote>
<b>faux pas</b> <em>\faux` pas"\</em> (f[=o]` p[.a]"). [F. See {False}, and {Pas}.]
<dd> A false step; a mistake or wrong measure; especially, a slip</dd>
<dd> or misstep in social etiquette; a blunder in conduct or</dd>
<dd> manners that causes embarassment; as, he committed the faux</dd>
<dd> pas of mentioning John's former wife.</dd>
</blockquote>
Mudflap
05-21-2003, 03:36 PM
Grammar.
simiantics
05-21-2003, 04:20 PM
CJD is scarrier than terrorism.
MAC
05-21-2003, 05:22 PM
Do you know how hard it is to make a cow mad?
basically they just moooo and chew cud, pretty docile creatures, only afew things set them off
and this is a CANADIAN cow
how laid back must that be?

perhaps he's a hockey fan?
Barbie
05-21-2003, 06:51 PM
and a beer drinker too.


The thing is...it was one cow that never made it to the food chain...and now, our HUGE export, is causing economic shock.

I'm so glad that I'm a soy eater!!!
Barbie
05-21-2003, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by sauron
<blockquote>
<b>faux pas</b> <em>\faux` pas"\</em> (f[=o]` p[.a]"). [F. See {False}, and {Pas}.]
<dd> A false step; a mistake or wrong measure; especially, a slip</dd>
<dd> or misstep in social etiquette; a blunder in conduct or</dd>
<dd> manners that causes embarassment; as, he committed the faux</dd>
<dd> pas of mentioning John's former wife.</dd>
</blockquote>

see, I caused embarassment...I made a wrong measure.

I spelled faux as foo.

:p
Barbie
05-21-2003, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by simiantics
CJD is scarrier than terrorism.

definetly

There is no vaccine. there is no cure.

There is only death
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
05-21-2003, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by MAC
Do you know how hard it is to make a cow mad?


It *is* a canadian cow, my guess is it resented being forced to wear the latex underwear.
Barbie
05-22-2003, 06:58 PM
forced to wear latex underwear?

Who's forced??
Koliedrus
05-22-2003, 08:46 PM
Sorry to intterupt.

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&q=Canada+eats+beef
Barbie
05-22-2003, 09:07 PM
no apologies needed.

Okay, since yesterday's breaking news, 6 farms (5 in Alberta and 1 in Saskatchewan) have been quaranteened (sp)

this is more serious..

Beef exports in Canada are 90% to the US...


Shitty deal
Koliedrus
05-22-2003, 09:33 PM
Double cheeseburger NOW!

Soyburger later.

When the alert level goes to Green, think "Soylent"


Wait. I jest in part.

Who was it that ate Canadian beef in a press conference?
Didn't that seem like an empty? A cry for tourism?

One cut of beef won't convince the world that Canada is not contaminated by global events.

Guys, you're in this.

I appologize again.
Barbie
05-23-2003, 02:18 PM
That was probably the Alberta Premier, Ralph (have a beer) Klien.

whom, bTW is pro-American...pro-war support...

and apparently, a glutton!
Uberwonder
05-23-2003, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Barbie
no apologies needed.

Okay, since yesterday's breaking news, 6 farms (5 in Alberta and 1 in Saskatchewan) have been quaranteened (sp)

this is more serious..

Beef exports in Canada are 90% to the US...


Shitty deal

Hmmm...
Canada gives the US a bunch of shit,
the CIA infects a Canadian cow,
exports are stopped,
Canadian government collapses,
Canadians all die,
US makes what was Canada a wildlife preserve,
Bush gets re-elected
Koliedrus
05-23-2003, 11:14 PM
I was thinking "parking lot".
MAC
05-23-2003, 11:19 PM
silly kol, a moose would make terrible valet

but a beaver.......
Koliedrus
05-23-2003, 11:27 PM
Ooo! Governor of Nevada for President!

8 More Years!

Heh. Jumped the gun.
Barbie
05-26-2003, 03:07 PM
You all suck
Mudflap
05-26-2003, 05:14 PM
You swallow
Barbie
05-26-2003, 06:27 PM
Yes I do....Yes I do. :p
Mudflap
05-26-2003, 07:51 PM
You also gargle and blow bubbles. Show off.
simiantics
05-27-2003, 04:58 AM
"Ralph (have a beer) Klien."

A beer?
sauron
05-27-2003, 05:06 AM
Originally posted by Mudflap
You also gargle and blow bubbles. Show off.

I want proof. *snicker*

- d.