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Asmodeus
04-25-2001, 12:46 AM
Well, I blew my knee out today at work, I have finals next week, am not prepared, and was planning on taking a road trip vacation, considering I am graduating, but if I have to have my knee cut on, there goes the road trip... Oh yeah, and since I have fucked my knee all to hell I think it has fucked my chances to continue to work where I am at, and/or transfer to a better postion. I got dumped by all my fuck buddies( three of them all in two days). The list goes on... ARRRGGH!!!!!!
I think God has decided to use Asmodeus as a punching bag for a while. Sad thing is, he won't let me hit him back. It sucks.
I think I will just sit here, turn out all the lights and sulk; stick one thumb up my ass and the other in my mouth and wish for all the bad shit to go away.
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"Peace is merely a state of undeclared war." Plato
Mattdecay
04-25-2001, 01:04 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Asmodeus:
Well, I blew my knee out today at work, I have finals next week, am not prepared, and was planning on taking a road trip vacation, considering I am graduating,
High school or college?
but if I have to have my knee cut on, there goes the road trip... Oh yeah, and since I have fucked my knee all to hell I think it has fucked my chances to continue to work where I am at, and/or transfer to a better postion. I got dumped by all my fuck buddies
Fuck buddies meaning people you have sex with, or did you mean to say fucking buddies, as in your friends?
( three of them all in two days). The list goes on... ARRRGGH!!!!!!
I think God has decided to use Asmodeus as a punching bag for a while. Sad thing is, he won't let me hit him back. It sucks.
I think I will just sit here, turn out all the lights and sulk; stick one thumb up my ass and the other in my mouth and wish for all the bad shit to go away.
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Fill me in...No, not like that.
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"Doing crack cocaine doesn't mean snorting cocaine out of someone elses buttcrack. I wish someone would've told me that"-Conan O'Brian
sounds like you are having a week like me.. and yes it does suck!
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Why do we love the one that hurts us? And hurt the one that loves us?
Asmodeus
04-25-2001, 01:10 AM
Fuck buddies= friends of the opposite sex that you have sex with, but with no emotional attachments.
Graduate= college you dip.
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"Peace is merely a state of undeclared war." Plato
King Bastard
04-25-2001, 02:43 AM
<FONT COLOR="Red">Just remember which thumb went where, or it'll only get worse......</FONT c>
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Asmodeus
04-25-2001, 02:55 AM
Hmmm, tastes like chocolate...
Can anyone give me a no shit Sherlock? Or, haw about a dig a little deeper Watson? Or maybe, It will be ok Holmes, your cocain is on the shelf.... nuff said.
Hasn't anyone ever had a brain fart moment done for public apparaisal that sounded good at the time?
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"Peace is merely a state of undeclared war." Plato
Koliedrus
04-25-2001, 12:05 PM
How often does a week like this happen to you?
I thought so.
Get your knee fixed, joke with the nurses once you get sedated, follow physical therapy procedures as outlined for you, get on your feet and make some new fuckbuddies?
It's not the end.
I have a scar on my nutsack. I speak from experience http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif
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Rabble is taxing my brain.
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Time Slipping
04-25-2001, 12:08 PM
<FONT COLOR="TimeSlipping">Shit man. Make some new fuckbuddies. Its easy. Life goes on, or you die. Simple, yet profound. You will either get over it, or die, one or the other. Which will it be?</FONT c>
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"Those who seek my life will be destroyed
They will go down to the depths of the earth
They will be given over to the sword
and become the food of the jackals"
Okay Assmasterus,
heres your sympathy
No Roadtrip Vacation!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
BooHooHoo
I hate it when they through ME out of the yacht club.
No Fuck Buddies!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
What's this world coming to!
Why would a group of girls NOT want to have sex with you and share their particular vaginal bacteriological habits with one another?
As for the knee.
perhaps this is a sign to concentrate on the finals that your not prepared for and graduate from something you almost didn't get anyway.
Poor Poor Assmasterus.
On a more serious note. Sorry about the job.
Oh yah
Lick my balls.
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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.
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Asmodeus
04-25-2001, 12:17 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
How often does a week like this happen to you?
Don't ask. You don't really want to know.
I thought so.
Get your knee fixed, joke with the nurses once you get sedated, follow physical therapy procedures as outlined for you, get on your feet and make some new fuckbuddies?
I wonder if I could some of the nurses convinced to... had an embarassing moment yesterday. I had the damn apron thing on and one of the rather good looking nurses hiked it up and started checking my knee. I guess she was no paying attention to where her hand was; one was on my knee the other was holding the apron up but it was pressed rather firmly on my crotch. Well, nature happened and I popped a woody. She jerked a little bit...and she moved her hand WAAA!!! Rejection...
It's not the end.
I have a scar on my nutsack. I speak from experience http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif
I am almost afraid to ask...
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"Peace is merely a state of undeclared war." Plato
Asmodeus
04-25-2001, 12:26 PM
Piss off Mac. You will probably say "I know, I know..." But you took that in entirely the wrong light. Spin around for an hour, then hang my your ankles untill you almost blackout and the idea of what I truly meant will come to you, but it will seem like a revelation.
As for a parting remark before I head back to my Assmastering life- would have been droll if the concept had been thought through, but...
- sit on it an spin you jack ass.
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"Peace is merely a state of undeclared war." Plato
That's the Asmodeus I remember.
Howdy youngman.
Sorry about pulling your chain but you did fail algebra like 5 times or some shit.
Now get to studying.
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Asmodeus
04-25-2001, 04:35 PM
Failed algebra once, dropped it a few more times. But, I did pass it. As for preparing for finals, et. al., I basically am, just fucking around. The scheduling of them suck, but I ain't worried about failing; just ready for the semester to end and I can go to work. The only problem, I still have yet to figure out what I want to do when I grow up.
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"Peace is merely a state of undeclared war." Plato
I wanna be a fireman
Or a astronaut
Or Tarzan
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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.
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Asmodeus
04-27-2001, 01:36 AM
Tarzan more than likely. Though I am not so sure I could ever get the hang of swinging thru the trees. I am much bigger than George of the Jungle...I would leave bigger holes in things. Though the idea of a scantily clad little Jane does perk up the old imagination.
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"Peace is merely a state of undeclared war." Plato
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