This will be very very cool

[Buddha's Penis!]

<center>Buddha's Penis!
1980-20??
in our short span of human life
we should seek only to cause no pain
and to possibly ease some once in a while.
this man will miss you,
wherever he's going.
love.</center>


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you don't know anything until you know everything.

[This message has been edited by Buddha's Penis! (edited 04-25-2001).]

[disturbed]

the first three letters in funeral spell FUN. i read that in a book somewhere...

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you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
help me i broke apart my insides, help me i've got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself

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[Pianomahnn]

This thread just has a bad aura to it. I feel little chills. RW, I must decline participating in this thread. Sorry. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif


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[Rabble Rouser]

I'm with Piano...I don't want to push my luck. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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"We must put an end to this. We've seen enough body bags and ballsacks." - Henry Kissinger

[Faceplant]

Faceplant
His friends told him his brake pads needed to be replaced.

[Buddha's Penis!]

just kidding folks. i'm alive and well.


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you don't know anything until you know everything.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

-MUFFY-
1975 - 20**

Beloved goddess of pink parts.

I was here
but now I'm gone
I left my name
to turn you on
those who knew me
knew me well
those who don't
can go to hell.

Bite me.

[Cruise Director]

Yesterday, the world lost a smile as I faded away from you. I was born in Utah to Mr. and Mrs. Director in 1970. Oh, what a wonderful life they gave me and I want to tell them thank you.
I received a degree from the University, but learned a great deal more through living an adventurous life. I travelled the country in search of life with a band of best friends that I will miss dearly. My true friends will rejoice in my life and not be burdened with my passing. Those who are still living were by my side to the end.
I have left upon this Earth my father and his wife, who was as great a mother as I could ever have wanted. Also surviving are my sister and the two wonderful neices that gave me reasons to be a better person. I love them with the kind of love that even my passing cannot restrain. I hope that I have had an influence on their lives that will make them smile a little wider and see the colors of the world a little brighter.
"Someday, when we meet up yonder, we'll go hand-in-hand again."
Thank you for this wonderful life.
Ka
Kef
Ka-Tet

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When I become World Dictator...HEADS WILL ROLL !!!!

[Stevo]

Steve sometimes called himself larry.

In loving memory,

1978-2001

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she's got everything i need..... pharmacy keys

[Stevo]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Cruise Director:
Yesterday, the world lost a smile as I faded away from you. I was born in Utah to Mr. and Mrs. Director in 1970. Oh, what a wonderful life they gave me and I want to tell them thank you.
I received a degree from the University, but learned a great deal more through living an adventurous life. I travelled the country in search of life with a band of best friends that I will miss dearly. My true friends will rejoice in my life and not be burdened with my passing. Those who are still living were by my side to the end.
I have left upon this Earth my father and his wife, who was as great a mother as I could ever have wanted. Also surviving are my sister and the two wonderful neices that gave me reasons to be a better person. I love them with the kind of love that even my passing cannot restrain. I hope that I have had an influence on their lives that will make them smile a little wider and see the colors of the world a little brighter.
"Someday, when we meet up yonder, we'll go hand-in-hand again."
Thank you for this wonderful life.
Ka
Kef
Ka-Tet

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yay!!! a fellow utahn!

utah owns!


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she's got everything i need..... pharmacy keys

[Deadpool]

Deadpool
19##-2012
It doesn't matter.
Let it be.

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM

[zoey]

<font size=4>In Memorium<Br>
<font size=3>Wendy Yuan<Br>
(1982-2002)<Br><Br><font size=2>

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When I am dead, my dearest
Sing no sad songs for me
Plant thou no roses at my head
Nor shady cyprus tree
Just be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet;
And if thou wilt, remember,
And if thou wilt, forget

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[Time Slipping]

<FONT COLOR="TimeSlipping">In memory of Stuart Lord

Life is a fragile state, and Stuart liked to break things. A funeral is only a memory of life, so in memory of himself, Stuart would like for all of you to get absolutely hammered. In his testament, he ordered for all his possessions to be sold in order for this funeral to be catered for in the very best way. The bar is open, friends.</FONT c>

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"Those who seek my life will be destroyed
They will go down to the depths of the earth
They will be given over to the sword
and become the food of the jackals"

[Koliedrus]

Once upon a time, this was an assignment given to us in a composition class. The intent was not to forecast our own death or write our own eulogy.

If memory serves:

1. What will you do with your life?
2. What will others write about you when your life is over?
3. Summarize points 1 and 2 as if written as an obituary.

As Rogue so graciously described, I chose to stick around for more than a thousand years and perish in an accident.

There's no need to be accurate with this assignment. None of us can see the future but we can see the present, our goals (or lack thereof), and use imagination to bring them all together.

I chose to ignore how things are and decided to write of how I would want things to be.

I got an A. Yay for me.

Try it. Death will get us all eventually. Someone you don't know will summarize your life in a paragraph in a newspaper. What would you like it to say?

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Shake well before using.

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