Wise Womcat
04-21-2001, 12:27 PM
So I was just clicking along and started reading the topics. **CLICK** **CLICK** here and there. And I realized that they all bored me. Stevo is the only one with any intelligence on this board (self included) and ya'll (Texas talk for you all) seem to have run him off. I hope you are all happy. Your constant shunning of his unique individualism has finally paid off and driven him away.
Actually, it was probably just Kaye that scared him off. We all know how much of a bitch she can be on those "not so fresh" days.
Yeah...so as you all may or may not have heard, Easter was this past Sunday. Naturally the Womcat family gets together, and I listen to my mother come up with all these little things that she needs my help with. Ya know, I always thought that once I moved out of her house (footnote 1) that I could just wash my hands of her. Ya know, I swear to God that was her only reason in having children...to do her housework. Becuase growing up, that is all that I ever remember. House work. Ooh...I just looked up...I misspelled "because." Note that I do see that, and out of pure laziness I do not change it to its correct state.
So I will go ahead and do that foot note here. Rogue Warrior said something about single parents raising children that grow up to shoot people in the head...or something...like I said, ya'll topics were boring me, so I was skimming. As some may attest, I turned out to be a fairly good person. I don't break the law. And if my kid does (just for future reference) then I will take the punishment for him, because I feel that I will have failed as a parent. But actually, if my kid did something bad, I would be going to jail any ways for child abuse. Because I would beat the shit out of him. Many of you laugh at that...thinking "Oh he would beat his child in punishment..." but no...I would literally beat my child until they could no longer control their bodily functions. I don't plan to have to do
[random new paragraph because I hate long paragraphs] that because I will be punishing them with physical reprimands throughout their life...which I believe is the best way to raise a child. I would also like to hear all of you people that think that whooping your child is wrong and bad for them's point of view. (I probably won't read it...so try to make it interesting and more than 2 sentences, but much much shorter than this)
Here is my mother's secret to raising two sons as a single parent. "Well, I decided right off that I wasn't going to take any crap from ya'll. So every little thing ya'll did I would spank you for it...and then as ya'll learned that I was boss, I eased up." [Rogue, you are here-by banned from making comments that have any reference to me as a person...things like "but you are not normal or sane". These such things will be ignored by me, which is really the only person that matters now that Stevo isn't here.]
So like I was saying to begin with, I really think that Kaye should take another picture for her signature. It looks like she is giving me the Stink-Eye everytime I see it, and quite frankly it disgusts me to look at it for long. [Kaye, you are here-by banned from making mean remarks. If it makes you feel any better, I am already crying, so your attempts to make me do so will be wasted] NOTE: I am not really crying, so please don't send me letter saying how life is going to be ok.
I am really wondering who of you is stupid enough to keep reading this. I know that I would have never made it this far on any of your posts. YOu must be extremely bored (yes I realize that the YOu has a big O). Now...having read this whole thing, do you feel that you have adequately wasted 2 hours of your time? (It might not have taken you 2 hours to read it...but I didn't want to make the slower readers feel stupid.)
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JEEBUS RICE Kaye is a [edit]...has ATTITUDE...
Actually, it was probably just Kaye that scared him off. We all know how much of a bitch she can be on those "not so fresh" days.
Yeah...so as you all may or may not have heard, Easter was this past Sunday. Naturally the Womcat family gets together, and I listen to my mother come up with all these little things that she needs my help with. Ya know, I always thought that once I moved out of her house (footnote 1) that I could just wash my hands of her. Ya know, I swear to God that was her only reason in having children...to do her housework. Becuase growing up, that is all that I ever remember. House work. Ooh...I just looked up...I misspelled "because." Note that I do see that, and out of pure laziness I do not change it to its correct state.
So I will go ahead and do that foot note here. Rogue Warrior said something about single parents raising children that grow up to shoot people in the head...or something...like I said, ya'll topics were boring me, so I was skimming. As some may attest, I turned out to be a fairly good person. I don't break the law. And if my kid does (just for future reference) then I will take the punishment for him, because I feel that I will have failed as a parent. But actually, if my kid did something bad, I would be going to jail any ways for child abuse. Because I would beat the shit out of him. Many of you laugh at that...thinking "Oh he would beat his child in punishment..." but no...I would literally beat my child until they could no longer control their bodily functions. I don't plan to have to do
[random new paragraph because I hate long paragraphs] that because I will be punishing them with physical reprimands throughout their life...which I believe is the best way to raise a child. I would also like to hear all of you people that think that whooping your child is wrong and bad for them's point of view. (I probably won't read it...so try to make it interesting and more than 2 sentences, but much much shorter than this)
Here is my mother's secret to raising two sons as a single parent. "Well, I decided right off that I wasn't going to take any crap from ya'll. So every little thing ya'll did I would spank you for it...and then as ya'll learned that I was boss, I eased up." [Rogue, you are here-by banned from making comments that have any reference to me as a person...things like "but you are not normal or sane". These such things will be ignored by me, which is really the only person that matters now that Stevo isn't here.]
So like I was saying to begin with, I really think that Kaye should take another picture for her signature. It looks like she is giving me the Stink-Eye everytime I see it, and quite frankly it disgusts me to look at it for long. [Kaye, you are here-by banned from making mean remarks. If it makes you feel any better, I am already crying, so your attempts to make me do so will be wasted] NOTE: I am not really crying, so please don't send me letter saying how life is going to be ok.
I am really wondering who of you is stupid enough to keep reading this. I know that I would have never made it this far on any of your posts. YOu must be extremely bored (yes I realize that the YOu has a big O). Now...having read this whole thing, do you feel that you have adequately wasted 2 hours of your time? (It might not have taken you 2 hours to read it...but I didn't want to make the slower readers feel stupid.)
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JEEBUS RICE Kaye is a [edit]...has ATTITUDE...