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Barbie
04-17-2003, 05:56 PM
10. We have no way of getting there.
9. We're too busy at home with the maple syrup season.
8. Iraqis don't drink Labatt's beer.
7. Saddam's name pronounced backwards is "Mad Ass". We'll stay away from
him.
6. There is only limited potential for sales of Canadian bacon in Iraq after
the war.
5. Our Sea King helicopter was damaged and needs repairs.
4. Céline Dion can't sing to the troops because she has a contract in Las
Vegas.
3. The rivers in Iraq are too shallow for our war canoes.
2. Our army is needed at home in case of another snow storm in Toronto.


1. HELLO PEOPLE! HOCKEY PLAYOFFS ARE ON!
Barbie
04-17-2003, 06:12 PM
This is another good reason why we didn't join the war: we'd just fuck it up anyway...

Missle Shot Accidently (http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2003/04/16/iroquois030416)

Note the hyperlink in the article on our Sea Kings.

Fuck

DON'T ASK CANADA TO HELP!
Koliedrus
04-17-2003, 07:00 PM
Premature ejaculation?

You forgot about the sociological impact incurred by a sudden rush of draft-dodgers during the Vietnam era.

Sorry, Canada. You've already been invaded.

Good beer, though.
mute
04-17-2003, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by Barbie
This is another good reason why we didn't join the war: we'd just fuck it up anyway...

Missle Shot Accidently (http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2003/04/16/iroquois030416)

BUWAHAHAHA... yeah, and those Sea King jokes never lose their touch :)
Billyman
04-18-2003, 12:30 AM
Props to Barbie for being able to goof on her country like that.

Teh funnay.
Venus
04-18-2003, 03:08 PM
Agreed Billy.

And woman! That ain't no excuse! My country's at war and I'm watching the playoffs! Hehehehehee...sorry EA, but BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guess everyone was right...Quack kills. *snicker*
SatansLeftHand
04-18-2003, 03:29 PM
Commanding officer Capt. Paul Maddison has ordered the ship's six torpedo tubes be taken out of service while investigators try to figure out what caused the firing.a clumsy asshole who shouldn't have been drinking whilst on duty?
Barbie
04-19-2003, 03:45 AM
Originally posted by SatansLeftHand
a clumsy asshole who shouldn't have been drinking whilst on duty?

Most of these people MUST be from Newfoundland & Labrador (http://jabbasworld.freeservers.com/joke2.htm)

and have you had Canadian Beer?? (http://www.molson.ca/home/index.php)


and lastly: this asshole was probably Irish in decent ~ certifiable asshole. Just ask all the men in my family :p
SatansLeftHand
04-19-2003, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by Barbie
and lastly: this asshole was probably Irish in decent ~ certifiable asshole. Just ask all the men in my family :p fuck you too.
Barbie
04-20-2003, 04:02 PM
HEY! I'M IRISH!

KISS MY COD!
mute
04-21-2003, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by Barbie


Most of these people MUST be from Newfoundland & Labrador (http://jabbasworld.freeservers.com/joke2.htm)


My borther's friend is in the Canadian Navy to be a Navel Ammunitions Technician (I think that's what it's called). He's in school at St. John's, New Found Land. And by the sounds of it a lot of them are Newfs! :eek:

True story (try and make up your own Newfie accent for this one). His buddy is doing this Newfy chick, and she says, "Do me be the bum b'ai."

He asks, "What?"

They exchange words because the guy doesn't know what, "Do me be the bum b'ai" means. And she finally yells, "FUCK ME IN THE ARSE B'AI!"
simiantics
04-22-2003, 12:31 AM
Must be Newfies

"Navel Ammunitions Technician"

na-vel
n.

The mark on the surface of the abdomen of mammals where the umbilical cord was attached during gestation. Also called umbilicus.

"Do me be the bum b'ai."

Man, what a sexy accent. That's what I use to hit on American chicks... just not that line exactly.
mute
04-22-2003, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by simiantics
Must be Newfies

"Navel Ammunitions Technician"

na-vel
n.

The mark on the surface of the abdomen of mammals where the umbilical cord was attached during gestation. Also called umbilicus.


I'm a Maritimer. New Found Land isn't in the Maritimes. And if you say that's not true well you're not as smart as you think you are! :)
Barbie
04-22-2003, 04:27 AM
Mute's right - NFLD/Lab isn't the maritimes - the are a "time" all on their own.

SEPERATE WITH QUEBEC!!!!
simiantics
04-22-2003, 05:58 AM
My borther's friend is in the Canadian Navy to be a Navel Ammunitions Technician (I think that's what it's called). <u>He's in school at St. John's, New Found Land. And by the sounds of it a lot of them are Newfs!</u>

Of course I was referring to the people in Newfoundland that you mentioned, and not you yourself.

And for the record, I'm much smarter than I think I am.