things you should never do

[SatansLeftHand]

things women should never try to make men give up:
cheese. be it literal or figurative, this stuff is as important to most of us guys as chocolate is to you wimminz.
pyromania, or literally anything that makes fire, be it explosives, guns, or gasoline.
idiotic fantasies about natalie portman/wynona rider/christie brinkley/whatever, pick your poison. what counts is who we're sleeping with, not who we daydream about.
high school/college memorabilia. this stuff is important to most of us. besides, yearbooks are handy things for children to make fun of, should such creatures ever come into being.


things men should never try to make women give up:
anything
at all
ever
especially chocolate

[Barbie]

Originally posted by SatansLeftHand
things men should never try to make women give up:
anything
at all
ever
especially chocolate

This is a very important lesson. All men, take note.

This list wasn't created by a woman...this list was created by God.

[Venus]

I could give up chocolate.
Ya know..maybe I'm just different, but I really don't think we (as in women) are that hard to please. Just give me the respect you would want, and throw in a dinner every now and then. I'll ask favors of you, and gladly do anything within reason for you. Don't ask me to change, and I won't try to change you.

[Billyman]

Venus is my next wife, she just doesn't know it yet. She'll learn to love me, they all do.

[Venus]

Billy, you and Matt are gonna have to duke it out for that privalige :)

[Billyman]

I'll share, I'm not stingy. :p

[Pianomahnn]

Originally posted by Venus
but I really don't think we (as in women) are that hard to please.

Certain women are not. I happen to have found one.

The numerous women I've dated previously were a pain in the ass to please.

I think women as a whole are kinda difficult to figure out, but once figured out, the pleasing is easy.

[ms. bing]

hhhmmmm....
in the movie "breakfast at tiffany's" when holly is trying to convince paul (fred) that she really loves jose she said
"i honestly think i'd give up smoking if he asked me."
is that love?
lately ive been wondering about the varying definitions of that word. but then i tend to overanalyze all things relationship-y. comes from being jaded.
sometimes i think ive just stopped trying to get to love, and ill settle for lust coupled with lack of personal repulsion and a working brain.

[Billyman]

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
The numerous women I've dated previously were a pain in the ass to please.

It's because you wouldn't give up the booty dumbass. :p :booty:

[morgana]

<font color="lime">i think that most women are a pain in the ass.

we're sorta programmed from birth to behave a certain way towards the opposite sex, just like men are. men are told that they are the providers, that it is their job to comfort and care for us while we do our womenly shit. women, on the other hand, are programmed to think that a man who really loves you is capable of reading your mind. and if a man can't figure out your "signals" it's not that you're communicating badly, it's that he's a dumbass.

sometimes i catch myself doing stupid girl shit like that and i wanna stab my own face. </font>