eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :o

[Escape Artist]

I think I have a tan. This is odd. :(

[Barbie]

you THINK you have a tan?

got a pic to substantiate this?

[Escape Artist]

Not really tanned enough to notice, mostly arms - lots of shade in backyard where I acquired this much.

No piktars...I r shy. :o

[Barbie]

chicken...

you know, you're hormones play a huge part in tinting of your skin.

Are you on hormone pills? Are you aroused? LOL

maybe it is just the sun you're getting from working in the backyard?

[Escape Artist]

I'ma go for option Number C, that being the yard work.

As for being a chicken, nos. My cam doesn't have sufficient quality to even show a difference - not worth the trouble.

[Barbie]

Okay ~ I believe you.

:)

[Escape Artist]

Give me a month or two to actually get all of me tanned, and j00 shall see. :p

[Barbie]

I'll make you a promise:

You show me (in a month or two) and I'll show you my tits.

[fingers crossed]

Do you work outside alot in the summer months?

[Escape Artist]

Err...hmm...piktar for tits...piktar..for tits...yuS. Deal. :p

Usually, no outside stuff - but I've changed my ways since moving here to Tejas. Now, lots of yard work and other similar things. My muscles love it. :)

[Barbie]

how long have you been in Texas?

[Escape Artist]

I think since around march 17th, give or take...can't remember.

[Barbie]

and why did you move there?

[Escape Artist]

Insanity, frustration, and I'd been bribed. :p

I've been corrupted by pot pies and some freedom, I think.

[jules]

i'm horribly pale.

[Escape Artist]

Come do yardwork. :p

[jules]

i would love to.

[Escape Artist]

:o

[SimpleSimon]

Originally posted by Barbie
chicken...

you know, you're hormones play a huge part in tinting of your skin.

Are you on hormone pills? Are you aroused? LOL

maybe it is just the sun you're getting from working in the backyard?

This is an 18 year old boy. You have to ask about hormones?

He's a walking sac of hormones.

[Escape Artist]

Umm...I thought that was hot air and bullshit, man. I got the hormones stored under my bed since I ran outta room for those a year ago. :p

[Mudflap]

Well, at least you don't have to slam on the brakes to keep from plowing over a buncha damn pigs.

I thought I left those silly critters behind in NC. These ridiculous Texans let them run loose in the woods. Where I come from, we eat those fuckers.

[Barbie]

mmmmmmmmm bbq

[Escape Artist]

At least the pigs have an excuse, lacking any form of reasonable cognitive abilities...the humans here (especially on I-45) are just complete fuckwits. :(

[Barbie]

you come up here...we have the same problem with cows.

They are EVERYWHERE and obviously can't read, because they NEVER obey the Cows Walk Here signs.

Dumb bovines

[Billyman]

Originally posted by Barbie
[color=blue]I'll make you a promise:

You show me (in a month or two) and I'll show you my tits.

color]

I go to the tanning bed and will be purchasing one soon enough. Every year I HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BROWN ASS A MAN CAN OWN!.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours. :D

[Barbie]

Originally posted by Billyman


I go to the tanning bed and will be purchasing one soon enough. Every year I HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BROWN ASS A MAN CAN OWN!.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours. :D


hmmmmmm, brown ass...................... {said as Homer J. Simpson}

Okay, I'll show you mine if you show me yours, BUT

are we talking about boobs?

[sauron]

Originally posted by Barbie



hmmmmmm, brown ass...................... {said as Homer J. Simpson}

Okay, I'll show you mine if you show me yours, BUT

are we talking about boobs?

http://mordor.the-infinite.org:443/pics/tits-001.jpg

Your turn. :)

- d.

[Escape Artist]

Today, I have made a pilgrimage to Subway. :o

Somehow I avoided getting lost, wrecking my car or getting busted by the cops. :p

I am he who is victory.

[Kayla]

mmm subway. what did you get? i'm hungry now.

[Escape Artist]

Italian sub with hot peppers. Sounds weird, is pretty nummy.

The Mobile Fuck Machine (my 94 Cavalier) didn't slip in reverse this time, but still rattles like a vibrator with the motor loose and banging around at stop lights.

[Kayla]

aww. next time a must try is their "philly cheese steak" on their honey bread. i swear i'm drooling thinking about it.

[Billyman]

Pizza

EA needs to gain a little weight.

Stay away from the health food dude.

[Barbie]

How underweight is EA

[Pianomahnn]

Originally posted by Barbie
How underweight is EA

I don't think he's underweight. He's just not keeping up with the rest of the United States population.

[Barbie]

Originally posted by sauron
http://mordor.the-infinite.org:443/pics/tits-001.jpg

Your turn. :)

- d.

Well - as said before, that totally made my day...

The closest I can get to that (hey, I'm shy, no web cam, no dig. cam) is THIS:

and this is what happens to me when I'm asked to "show and tell".

I laugh like hell.

[sauron]

Nice picture... Now if only the girl in the foreground would move aside, so we could see the rest of you...

Oh, wait - yeah, that's lame. :)

Nice smile.

- d.

[Barbie]

HA HA HA HA HA HA

[Billyman]

Heeeeeeeyyyyyy!

You're a cutie. :) :hitit:

Would you like to do some role playing?

You could be a cute fuzzy bunny and I'll be Kermit the Frog.

[Barbie]

What if Miss Piggy caught Kermie doing that with the cute fuzzy bunny...

:p

Im a cutie????

hmmmm

[Billyman]

hehe

[Barbie]

Work it Billy...work it...

oh ya.