OUCHY!!!

[Asmodeus]

And no, I didn't fall or have anything hit me in the head this time. This time I actually paid good money to be hurt- and no I didn't go to a dominatrix, thank you so much for caring.

I went to the dentist.

I felt like what a peice of wood must feel like when it goes to a carpentry shop. They don't let us customers look at the tools until after they are done. Cause they know we would all leave run away screaming and wanting a refund.

I went in for a cleaning and to have some teeth pulled. I'll go into the cleaning first:

Back home they poke and prod for a bit to check if you have any cavities- well they did that here too. BUT!!! back home they have that little padded thingy they put goop onto that they use to clean the teeth. Not so here. *insert reference to carpentry here* I felt like I had a miter saw in my mouth- literally. They use the same drill for cavities as they do to clean teeth, except the drill has all these other attachments- scraps, bits, files, etc, you name it a carpentry shop has it.

Oh yeah, painful too. If the woman doing it hadn't been so damn beautiful I would have told them to stop and/or left... jimminy cricket that woman is one of the best looking I have seen since I have been in Korea...(I go back next week*note to self, check to see if she is married and/or interested otherwise*)

Then the doc got involved... and ain't got a clue as to what he did except I could see him through the shroud- oh yeah, they put this shroud like thing over your face I guess so all the flying ships of teeth won't get in your eyes- I was seeing colors from the lack of O2.

Then the doc started to pull a wisdom tooth- note on wisdom tooth: it was rotten, thus not fully attached and painful to a certain degree. It took the dip 25 minutes to pull a not fully attached- rotten- tooth out of my head. And he wants me to come back so he can pull the other wisdom teeth out. I could hear him straining and grunting for the rotten one. Oh man is he going to have fun with those others- there isn't anything wrong with them and they are rather well attached. I have some other teeth I want pulled but he doesn't want to pull them- he wants to drill. Nah, I will just wave some wan in front of his face and tell him to yank them too. They have been hurting for over 6 years and frankly I am getting a bit tired of them.

SO here I am with a hole in my mouth where a tooth used to be and a free excuse to not go to work(I had a 3 day weekend allready- holiday) ... hmmm. And pain medication too... ooohhhh... I feel a trip to Las Vegas coming on with Johnny Depp in that beat up old caddy... hehehehe hope Gary Busey don't show up saying he is lonely.

[3MTA3]

When I had my wisdom teeth removed(in highschool at the time) I actually woke up while on the anesthetic...I sort of came to with this crunching sound and a slight pain in my mouth...I could feel the doctor tugging on my head and I began to hallucinate that I was an astronaut floating towards the cieling(the cieling was still a cieling but it was swirling about with yellows and purples)...I finally made it up to the cieling on my slopw ascent and as I was being steadily pressed up against it, I began to feel uncomfortable and I groaned...I recall the doctor asking if I could feel 'that' and I groaned again...then I went back out...I attribute my ability to withstand the effects of the anesthetic to the massive amount of drugs I was taking every day of high school...

Another time, I went to the dentist for a checkup and they found a cavity...I had to be back at work in under an hour and so I let the dentist fill it without giving me the novicain...it did hurt at times and I winced a bit but the only really bad thing about it was the sound of a drill on my teeth and the smell of burnt enamel...I reccomend it to anyone who hates having a numb face like I do...seriously, I cant stand it...