Fear my culinary prowess, knaves.

[Escape Artist]

My scrambled egg making skillz > your scrambled egg making skillz. :fuckj00:

[Pianomahnn]

I think not, fool.

[sauron]

I shall have to bring my patented stir-fry mix, pan and spices, when I come to visit.

50 minutes preperation, 3 minutes cooking, and as long as you want/need to eat.

- d.

[jules]

The egg salad I made last night is better than your scrambled eggs.

[Escape Artist]

Pffft...my breakfast method takes a grand total of 10 minutes - I smoke and chug coffee while I do it, look around the kitchen in a confused manner and cuss at inanimate objects. After the eggs are done, I slop salsa on them, dump the whole shebang on a plate, and stagger back to my room to eat.

It's breakfast perfection. :p

50 minutes...egg salad...BAH!

[Barbie]

Do all Texan's put Salsa on everything??? ;)

[Escape Artist]

Dear, I'm just a relocated "goddamn yankee." :p

Salsa is universally good, and besides - I didn't see any hot sauce.

[PB]

No, not all Texans put salsa on everything. I DO NOT!!! I personally don't care for it on too much of anything,

and EA, I'll make you some french toast (val style) and eggs for breakfast some day, and you'll realize that eating your icky eggs.. just will never be the same.... *wink*

V.

[Barbie]

It's okay if you put Salsa on everything.

Canadians are famous for Ketchup on just about everything.

Mac and Cheese, Eggs, Crackers (don't ask)

[Escape Artist]

You probably put milk in your eggs, Val - milk is for commies and filthy fagot infidels. In any case, my scrambled eggs kick ass. As for french toast, I honestly fail to see the appeal of what is technically an edible sponge soaked in something the same consistency of virii-ridden snot. :p

[sauron]

Originally posted by Escape Artist
You probably put milk in your eggs, Val - milk is for commies and filthy fagot infidels. In any case, my scrambled eggs kick ass. As for french toast, I honestly fail to see the appeal of what is technically an edible sponge soaked in something the same consistency of virii-ridden snot. :p

And yet, you fry said virii-ridden snot, and eat it by itself..

Silly boi

- d.

[PB]

I put lots of stuff in my eggs.. ;)

and the french toast that I make.. kicks ass.. you'd enjoy it I'm sure. I don't make it like most people make french toast.
It's good I promise!

V.

[Escape Artist]

Dom - goes from liquid to solid state, whereas it largely remains unchanged on french toast.

PB - I make good eggs, provided I have the stuff...I just improvised this time. :p My eggs > your eggs.

[Mae]

Just a note- We had Hot Sauce. It watched too much news and decided to go all jihad on my ass when I cleaned the fridge. Jumped straight onto my bare foot and all over the white carpet with its red self. Glass in my foot and stain on carpet. We have no hot sauce...
Ask EA about the cookies he helped to make.... Those were passable.

[Billyman]

Eggs are a chickens menstrual cycle. Eat up, just remember to remove the Kotex.

men·stru·a·tion [ mènstroo áysh’n ]
noun

monthly discharge from the womb: the monthly process of discharging blood and other matter from the womb that occurs between puberty and menopause in women and female primates (and chickens) who are not pregnant.

[Venus]

Thank you for that deffinition Billy....
I don't like eggs. And breakfast isn't really my thing since I don't eat it, but I make a damn good dinner.