Ideal Pet

[Mae]

Would it be an attack poodle? How about a goldfish named Brusier?
I really would like a Great Dane though I know 'tis not practical. I think if I ever decide on the pet I want besides my million lizards, it will be a Dingo. One person dog that is smart and loyal.

My father's dog talks and is very well behaved. She, Ruby, tells you when there are new messages on the machine and lets you know that ther was someone at the house. She asks for treats and will never get into the trash. I'd like another of her.

How about a pet Dragon?

Go nuts!

[Barbie]

I like my waterpik.

[Mudflap]

My great dane is an awesome dog.

[ms. bing]

check out my avatar.
that's ani. shes neurotic, aggressive, spoiled, and holds a grudge. she and i have been together for some of the most important parts of my life. i think she's the most beautiful creature in the world (next to eva, who is actually an angel) and i tell her so daily.
she's my sweet, delicate flower. and i dont care how many people she's bitten. they shouldnt have fucked around with my dog.
i love her.