Scary-ness...

[Nude_Rat_Voodoo]

This is uber-scary... (http://www.geocities.com/zankoku_no_suki/LIVIDKITTY.jpg) s'my mom's friends cat.. she asked a groomer for a 'line' cut.. the groomer heard 'lion'... x_+ they shaved all but its head, boots and tip of its tail...! eepa..

[Solstice_Gray]

Fix your link.

[MAC]

beware geocites
there is an "attachement" option in your post if the pics not too big

now...whats a "line" cut?

and (pardon the hick in me) who gets their CAT groomed?

[Solstice_Gray]

Not I said the other semi-hick (hick only due to location).

[Stevo]

Yes cat much.

[Growing_Mystery]

I haven't heard of cat grooming either. Don't they groom themselves?

[simiantics]

That's a disturbed looking cat. I don't think I'd live if I tried to shave my feline like that... but I am a little tempted now... no that's cruel.

If the link doesn't work just cut and paste http://www.geocities.com/zankoku_no_suki/LIVIDKITTY.jpg if you want to see [obviously].

If that doesn't make you a little uncomfortable then use the same link without the LIVIDKITTY.jpg [damn erotic cartoon animals!!!]

[morgana]

<font color="lime">you can see the pic by right clicking on the link, selecting properties, and pasting the addy in your task bar.

um...i've seen that pic lots of times before. are you sure that's your friend's cat? that pic is months old.</font>

[Billyman]

Once I stop laughing the image will haunt me for the rest of my life. Thank you very fucking much Nude-rat! :mad:

[Mudflap]

If pet groomers are licensed, this one needs their's revoked.

[Asmodeus]

Originally posted by Mudflap
If pet groomers are licensed, this one needs their's revoked.

Nah. Just a hearing aid. Still funnay... hmmm, I may do that to my parent's cat when I get home... hehehehe.

[Solstice_Gray]

Freak, (thanks for the url and posting the pic everyone.)

[Koliedrus]

1. Stevo - WWWoooooFucking-T!

2. That pussy looks pissed. I think the pic should pop up on my screen monthly.

3. I'll catch hell for posting this; not #1. That rocks.

[Kayla]

that picture is so incredibly old. yes, morgana.
nice try though rat

[morgana]

<font color="lime">funny how my question is being ignored. maybe it wasn't seen. lemme try again.

are you sure that's your friend's cat? that pic has been passed around lots of places i post on the internet.</font>

[MAC]

:)
morg, I don't think it is her friend's cat.

but as long we're full of shit, check out this insulting and insensitive gif I made with my 1337 h4X0r 5kil2

http://www.cox-internet.com/meshboy/images/dancing.gif

[morgana]

<font color="lime">that, sir, is a gif i would be proud to call my own.

</font>

[Barbie]

I've seen that pic several times too; at I'm sure I've seen it at different angles...hmmmm

[Nude_Rat_Voodoo]

um...i've seen that pic lots of times before. are you sure that's your friend's cat? that pic is months old.

Yes. I'm sure it's her cat. I knew the cat BEFORE it was shaved!! >< poor thing.. um, see, the cat, yes, can groom itself, but at times, maine coons' hair gets to long and it has to be shaved down. Thus, the line cut, which is where they cut it all evenly, there in, 'Line' cut... um.. anyways.. poor thing.. if only I could remember its name...

[Kayla]

you're a bad liar. i've seen that exact pic on ratemykitten.com about 3 months ago.

[Kayla]

oh wait your friend probably put it up there!

[Nude_Rat_Voodoo]

Originally posted by Kayla610
oh wait your friend probably put it up there!

Upon interviewing my mums friend (or something like that) it is her cat, it happened a few months ago, and why would I lie about something like that? yes, I know, y'all dont know me, but ask Solstice, Im not the type of person to say something just for people to like me. if I were to say something like that, Id say it was MY cat. (besides the fact, it couldnt have been my cat, being as 1) my moms boyfriend is allergic and cant have cats around, and 2) my cat lives outside and is a short haired manx...) anyways.. it hurts be be flat out called a liar. thanks guys. :wtc:

[Barbie]

a-ha....

please obtain and show a hairy kitten

THOSE SICKO'S OUT THERE RE-READING THAT AND LAUGHING CAN KISS MY BEAVER!

Still, can you prove what the cat looked like before?

[Billyman]

Don't sweat it Nude-Rat. I believe you and I'm the only one that matters. :D

Anytime things are put on the internet for a period of time then that "thing" is posted elswhere it leaves questionable doubt of it's origin. If one can prove it's origin or relationship with it then most of the false accusers sit it silence and say "oh". Personally, I had no reason to think any different that it was in fact a friends cat (or something of that nature). It take's an idiot to try and pass something off as your own or your relationship with it when it's out there of the world to see. An idiot I think you are not.

Rock on our little nekked vermin.

[Kayla]

http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26983

AMAZING! even people on asylum know your friends cat

http://www.petebevin.com/archives/000458.html

http://svenrox.com/index.php?p=998&c=1

http://yogsothoth.blogspot.com/

http://64.21.37.2/~robsmith/

http://www.eurobility.com/community/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2120&whichpage=2

http://www.tennesspeed.net/forums/showthread.php?postid=63092#post63092

http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/daily_additions/2003/jan/1-31.htm

http://www.evegirl.net/holstein/

AMAZING!

were you the one who started this mass spam email? :X
yes, i've too much time on my hands

try again lovely

[morgana]

<font color="lime">i feel an absurd need to justify myself after billyman's post, and i think i'll indulge it.

billyman: i don't see why you feel a need to defend this person from inquiries of this nature. a new person posts a picture that has been circulated hundreds of times on the internet in the past few months and claims some kind of relationship to it. suddenly i'm a bad person for inquiring as to the validity of the relationship? surely you jest. because, you know, NOBODY does that kind of thing. no one would dare lie on the internet, right? *rolls her eyes*

perhaps you know this person in "real life", or have a relationship with them that ensures that you can trust them. but for the rest of us "false accusers" it's not the case. i feel perfectly justified in asking for further proof of her statement, and why not? you make a claim you should be able to back it up.

and to nude rat voodoo: you're hurt because people ask you to back up your story? uh...ok. once again: this is the internet. if you make claims to something, sometimes people aren't going to just take you at your word. gee...kind of like real life, huh? i didn't post what i did to make you feel bad, or to call you out. i just wanted to know. if it's your friend's cat, post pics of your friend holding it. post pics of YOU holding the cat. surely you have another pic besides the one that's been emailed to everyone in the country. </font>

[Kayla]

i <3 morgana.
and her green font :D

[Torque]

Sometimes, when I'm shaving over the sink, I'm afraid to cut myself. I worry that if a little drop of blood gets in the water, Morgana and Kayla will show up in a matter of seconds.

[Kayla]

*chomp*

[Koliedrus]

I suppose I'd better lay claim to a pic I took of my Redbone hound before it becomes "no longer mine".

He had a cancer on his hip. The E-collar didn't keep him from getting to the stitches after surgery so I rigged him up with this little ensemble. It worked until the cancer came back.

I swore that if he ran away while wearing it, "Nope, not my dog", would be the most difficult words I'd ever have to say.

My beloved Rusty:

(Note: That frogshit-green couch was his and his alone. It went when he did.)

[Kayla]

wyhen you talked to your aunts cousins friends sister or whatever, did you ask the name? what is it? you've been a terrible liar so far, so lets hear some made up name.

[Koliedrus]

I didn't have to. I named him myself :)

What is it with women picking fights around here? Makes me not want to post about the 50 caliber Smith & Wesson. Sheesh.

Then again....

[Billyman]

Originally posted by morgana
<font color="lime">i feel an absurd need to justify myself after billyman's post, and i think i'll indulge it.

billyman: i don't see why you feel a need to defend this person from inquiries of this nature. a new person posts a picture that has been circulated hundreds of times on the internet in the past few months and claims some kind of relationship to it. suddenly i'm a bad person for inquiring as to the validity of the relationship? surely you jest. because, you know, NOBODY does that kind of thing. no one would dare lie on the internet, right? *rolls her eyes*

perhaps you know this person in "real life", or have a relationship with them that ensures that you can trust them. but for the rest of us "false accusers" it's not the case. i feel perfectly justified in asking for further proof of her statement, and why not? you make a claim you should be able to back it up.

and to nude rat voodoo: you're hurt because people ask you to back up your story? uh...ok. once again: this is the internet. if you make claims to something, sometimes people aren't going to just take you at your word. gee...kind of like real life, huh? i didn't post what i did to make you feel bad, or to call you out. i just wanted to know. if it's your friend's cat, post pics of your friend holding it. post pics of YOU holding the cat. surely you have another pic besides the one that's been emailed to everyone in the country. </font>

Go back and read my post again Morg. I never accused anyone of being a "false accuser" here. My statement and your rambling was one in the same. I clarified why things are questioned just as you did so you may now stop rolling your eye's. :)

And no, I know Nude-Rat as well as you do. I just haven't any reason to distrust her yet. If she's lying, then I'll have reason, If she isn't and can proove herself truthful I'll just say "cooj".

I'm like really hoping she'll be big enough to come forth and say "I lied" or will produce some sort of proof to validate her story.

Two weeks from now, I won't give a shit either way.

[Kayla]

i certainly wasn't asking you kol.

[Billyman]

Kayla,

get a life

[rage]

probably the same one....

regardles....

THAT ROCKS! lol :)

I wonder if I could talk my grandmother into doing that to Misty (her cat)

:D

[SimpleSimon]

NRV - please ignore our resident jewish american princess troll, otherwise known as Kayla. That, or ask her to tell you about sex kitten.

[Stevo]

hi kol

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by Stevo
hi kol

Right back atcha :)

Your sig made some odd neurons fire in my noggin.

Sounds like a good name for a drug: hi kol Hikol Hykol

Now I just have to decide what it's supposed to do.

I'm pretty sure of one side-effect: you'll get the runs if your full of shit.

Cooj!

Post more, Stevo. No side effects for joo :)

[Kayla]

SS, you ewren't even around then. Nice try though.

So because one has lied in the past they are not allowed to point out current liars? Ah, good thinking that.

I'm not jewish btw. And i certainly am not a princess. American? Pretty much. i'm not exactly sure what you mean by "troll"

Anyway!
The "certainly not asking you kol" was not a nasty comment. I know Kol is telling the truth because he has proven himself as quite an honest wonderful person. This 'nude rat' chick has proven herself to be nothing but an idiot. And to me, and others, a liar.

drive through please.

[SimpleSimon]

And she proves my point!

[Kayla]

you're so very welcome.

[Mae]

They will let anyone wander around unsuprevised now a-days won't they? Some people need liasons- read: keeper- to help them learn the mores and folkways of our culture.

Let me help you out.

This is the freakin' INTERNET. I will never believe what anyone says on this box because it's so much more fun to lie on this thing. I will never believe anyone simply because you can screw with someone else that much more efficently when you know that you will never see them face to face. It's called cowerdice. Honestly, I hope that you are like this in person Kayla or I would be very saddened. To lash out at others only when you are in the superior position and then lashing more, smacks of abuse.

It's all well and good to call someone's bluff but courtsey says that if they decline to be called, you back down, ( unless you are a blood-sucking-flesh-devouring troll) I have no personal experience with you. Perhaps you are not as my uncle says. I mean not to attack you. Though I will admit that that is exactly what I am doing here.

Rather than attack you Kayla I should request that you learn to be civil. Picking on one that has no recourse, is well,sad, and speaks of inadequacy isssues on your part. I hope that you get those resolved and I really wish you the best. Please realize that it is no longer a matter of NRV's yarn spinning, we all tell tales. Now it is simply a matter of your horrific conduct.

Piranha indeed.

[Kayla]

theres no worried here, because i rarely post here. just to "stir up shit" i've been told. i'll be banned again soon enough i'm sure.

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by Kayla610

The "certainly not asking you kol" was not a nasty comment. I know Kol is telling the truth because he has proven himself as quite an honest wonderful person.

Fuck. All this time trying to not establish a reputation and my efforts come back to bite me on the ass.

Did I mention that I'm actually a female? And I have a full head of hair, too. ;)

Eh, I see both portions of this. No one likes to be lied to nor do people enjoy having their lies discovered. As Mae mentioned, this is the "freakin Internet" but I, for one, decided long ago to treat it not as a fantasy playground where I can create myself in my mind's own image.

People make mistakes. Trust is something earned. Forgiveness is a virtue. Shit like that.

When I was a Scout, a misfit joined our troop. He was short, odd looking and picked on before he went with us on a camping trip. He was so out of his element that he had no partners to teach him anything. I remembered feeling that isolation and decided to "take him under wing" (as my scoutmaster described it in a letter to my dad).

I was fresh from being a tenderfoot and only had a few in my classification with whom to bond. Of course, though, we made him do most of the work (tie this rope here, now anchor the edges...)

Ronnie went on to be an Eagle (and earned every badge). My dad wrote in the margin of the letter to him that he thought I had the potential to one day become President.

Imagine my pride at the time and my shivers at the prospect considering current events. BBBbrbbrbrlllbrbllll!!!



No BAN.

If this is worth anything at all, people under wings and Golden Rule stuff need more attention than accusations.

Some people still treat the 'net as a place to falsify themselves. I put it to you that some portions of the 'net are actually trustworthy.

You've found one.

Go do some good and God help you should you ever become president.