everybody say hi to my friend ruca

[ms. bing]

glad you finally got around to posting ya freakin slacker.
this is my friend ruca, i showed her this forum a couple of times but never thought she would actually post here...
just kidding!
welcome and from the sound of it, youre off to a good start. watch out for anyone who wants you to post pics of your tits.l
including me!

[jules]

"...and now I'm waiting for my ruca..."

[Billyman]

Does she live on the second floor? :p

Welcome

[Escape Artist]

Hi ruca. :o

In my capacity as self-appointed god of everything I must request that you post pictures of your tits. Thank you. :p

[Koliedrus]

The entire population of the University of Antwerp (http://www.ruca.ua.ac.be/cir/) using one nic?

I'm not sure if this is a good idea. It's against established policy. That and just because they're Dutch doesn't mean all of their tits are perky. Invariably, some of them are sagging man-boobs with hair and moles.

Don't listen to EA, Universitair Centrum Antwerpen. Post away but keep your tits to yourselves, thank you.

[Escape Artist]

Do not listen to Kol. :mad:

Show your tits, for great justice.

[Uberwonder]

Forget it, ea.
Ruce is a female, you wouldn't be interested.
Pull your underoos back up and get back to work on the site,

[Escape Artist]

Silence, you aged cripple! You are old and foolish. I, the mighty EA, will be taking over your kingdom now. Goodbye, old man. Muahahahahah!

[MrsKol]

Hi Ruca. Never mind what they say about the tits...they have just overdosed on deep fried twinkies. Have fun and post away. We love to hear new opinions and thoughts.

[Escape Artist]

I DID NOT OVERDOSE ON DEEP FRIED TWINKIES! I gave that habit up a year ago. *twitches*

[MrsKol]

But the 12 step group leader saw you the other day...while he was eating twinkies. Remember???

[Escape Artist]

HE ATE TEH TWINKIES, NOT ME! I AM INNOCENT, WOMAN! INNOCENT!!!!!11 :o

[Cruise Director]

Hello Ruca. Welcome to our World. Enjoy it and share with us the wonders of your mind!

[ruca]

Despite the interest in my tits, I feel welcomed. Ms. Bing I hope I don't let you down. I have tendancies to come out and say some truely stupid things. And fear not you will never see my tits.

[Koliedrus]

Here's the thing, ruca. You feel as if you're under the spotlight, right?

Attention shifts comfortably here.

Pick a forum and go to town.

Meetcha :)

[ruca]

thank you for comforting me.

[Koliedrus]

:D

[Barbie]

Hello Ruca

EA tried to get me to show my tits too.

I'm still debating.

Welcome.

Barbie

[Escape Artist]

I DEMAND TITS THIS INSTANT!!! DO IT, OR THE PUPPY GOES BYE BYE!! :mad:

[Barbie]

Sticks and stones won't break my bones, and neither will your threats...

EA give up.

[Escape Artist]

I AM GOD, AND I SAY THAT WHAT I WANT WILL BE DONE! :mad:

[Barbie]

NO

[Barbie]

NO

[Escape Artist]

YES, WOMAN! AS IT IS WRITTEN BY ME, LET IT BE DONE! :mad:

[Barbie]

no

[Escape Artist]

BAN! STAB! LIGHTNING BOLT! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Barbie]

HA!

think this is the way to get Ruca to show you hers???

[Escape Artist]

Nah, but it's pretty damned fun nonetheless. :p

[Barbie]

Yes - it would be better if instead of "demands" you beg. ;)

[Escape Artist]

Nah, begging is so far below me it's the cause of this planet's gravity. ;)

[Barbie]

You bad. ;)

[Escape Artist]

:o

i r sexuh demon jeebus.

[Barbie]

r ya?

r ya currently seeking treatment?

[Escape Artist]

nos, it is an advantage. :o

incidentally, my stereo displaces 0.474 cubic feet of air while in operation. I'm not sure how much that is exactly, but it seems like a lot.

[Barbie]

EA...that having nothing to do with what we are talking about but then again, what we were talking about really has nothing to do with wecoming Ruca.

I'm happy for you though. ;)

[Escape Artist]

I didn't know I was making any sense to start with? :p

[Barbie]

:) All of you people are insane.

I'm so happy I found you all.

Especially you EA...you are very very very very very insane.

sigh

[Escape Artist]

:wtc: :dunno:

[Barbie]

It was a compliment

[Escape Artist]

:spank: :squint:

[Barbie]

okay, will all the crack addicts please raise their hands???

EA!

[ruca]

:wavey:

[Barbie]

now that we have established that ruca is a crack addict, can we get the matter at hand...

ruca, show ea your tits. ;)

[ruca]

how about some ass instead :moon:

[SimpleSimon]

Ea is moving to texas soon for intensive therapy. Why don't you join him Barbie? It sounds like you might need it.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

be nice simon

[Billyman]

Heh, I'm liking Barbie more and more.

And suddenly, I'm drawn to ruca too.

Rock on newbies.

[MAC]

this is OFFICIALLY the first 4 page "welcome thread"

hmmm

and no one yet has said
"show us your brain"

(thats kinda our traditional welcome)
:D

[sauron]

I'll throw in my 2 nickles while I'm at it, for grins.

Welcome, all of you.

- d.

[Hygiliak]

SORRY it took so long i have to wait my turn on here.
WELCOME!!!!!!!!!

[Barbie]

Is this still the longest Welcome thread ever?

It would benice to know more about all of you...and for some fucking reason I can't download mIRC...
and I'm pissed off about that.

I'm going to be home for a LONG time (6 weeks of no work) after surgery) and it would be nice to chat...

FUCK!

sorry..how very unlady like

so....

How are you?

[MAC]

we DO have java chat (http://www.thehypertribe.net/irc/)

[Barbie]

"connection cancelled"

won't let me in. I'm going to cry.
Or throw the fucking laptop out the window

[Barbie]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH