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Asmodeus
01-15-2003, 03:57 AM
Just a simple question:

Am I hard to see or something? Jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick...

I got hit by a freaking motorcycle. How's that for fucked up?

Want even more fucked up?

You do? Ok, here goes.

I was walking on the damned sidewalk.

Now I reask my question: Am I that hard to see or something? Especially when the sidewalk is maybe 3 feet wide. A motorcycle, per normal size, takes up the majority of that 3 feet. Thus here comes dear - bumped around- Asmodeus in the middle of the sidewalk- and is taking up the majority of the said 3 feet of sidewalk. And the motorcycle just rams into me doing maybe 20 mph.

And yes it hurt like a sonofabitch. It kocked me into a lightpole. I then turned around picked up the dipshit- make that blind dipshit- and threw him into the street with oncoming traffic. Maybe he got hit himself.

ARG!!! Feels like a dislocated both my shoulders and am gonna have a hellova bruise on my ass where the handelbars got me.

Venus
01-15-2003, 04:01 AM
/me tries to suppress the laughter of the visual she just got.

I know it's not funny but.....yeah, that visual was just laughable. Are you ok so I won't feel so bad about laughing at you?

Asmodeus
01-15-2003, 10:57 AM
Yeah, I'm ok... sitting in this chair kinda stings but I'm gonna live.

Oh, in case yer dense by not catching the handlebar bruise on my ass thing, I got hit from behind by the motorcycle.

Sometimes I think it would be safer to walk in the middle of the street here. Maybe this place will get bombed soon so I can leave early. *joke*