My first time.

[Mr. Snrub]

Ahhh, reminiscing. And what should i reminisce about than the first time i was involved in quote unquote "rumpy pumpy". in the Cockney parlance. I was a strapping and extremely handsome young lad of barely seventeen years, she a slightly younger, shorter lass with incredibly nice brown hair and some damn fine titties. We had been going out for about 3 months and were more good friends than anything, a situation that persists, (minus the fucking due to my heavily involved status), and her mother was out of the house at work and so were the rest of her siblings, spending time with the insane policeman father who was seperated from her mother. It was our second attempt at the whole sex thing - our first time foiled by the fact that standard sized condoms were much too tight for my dick (it's not all glamour and glory). Ah, the fun and yet absolute pissing offedness that situation created. Anyways, we did it in her bed, using the perfectly boring missionary postion. I was so fucking nervous it took like 25 fricken minutes before i came - dear god. My ass muscles hurt for a week. She enjoyed it (apparently) but was upset at the fact she could no longer touch a unicorn without it goring her to death. My major thought after entering this whole new world of fun was... it's harder than you think it is. Who'd thunk sex was so damn complex and difficult? Anyways, that's my boring and mundane story, if any of you have something better, please inform me so i can weep in shame at how you have bested me.

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[Rabble Rouser]

I haven't had a first time yet. That out-shames anything you guys can come up with.

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[MAC]

Okay
Try this one.

Incredibly beautiful sex freak got me cornered in my car.
Obviously my fault as I thought I wanted it.
I said "NO"
This freaked her out.
Naturaly, I got it the next evening at her house.
Going at it like monkeys.
Almost time to do it.
Oh yah...
Oh Yah....
OH YAH.......
*RRiiiinnnggg*
*RRiiiinnnngggg*
"Hold on baby I have to get this"

Fucking telephone.
She made up for it later but that ruined me for life, I think.

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[Pianomahnn]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
I haven't had a first time yet. That out-shames anything you guys can come up with.
[/quote]

Yeah...mega dittos.

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[Deadpool]

Hrrrrmmmm....

[Koliedrus]

After the fact she said, "I'm never doing that again as long as I live."

Next day she wanted to try again with me on top this time.

Next day she had a different position she wanted to try.

Five years of this later...

Have I ever told you guys about the capsized boat?

[skalie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:

Have I ever told you guys about the capsized boat?[/quote]

No, please elaborate.


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[SexKitten]

my first time had no excitement level to it whatsoever. Me and my boyfriend (who wasnt my boyfriend at this time) were at his house talking....talking led to kissing..kissing led to fondling...fondling led to sex. Not much to it.

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[PB]

AHHHH the first time...

Was actually pretty damn funny.. i was dating the guy i later became engaged to, but he took me out into this field and we watched the stars and drank a few malibu drinks.. and he tried it there but ants were everywhere.. lol.. so he takes me back to this little travel trailer type thing outside his parents house, and i got dooped by the whole " i love you" lol.. but in the process... the damn travel trailer almost fell off the supports that it was sitting on, and his parents ended up knocking on the door to make sure we were alright.. LMFAO! 6 months later he asked me to marry him.. a year later we broke up cause he cheated! What a dickhead! Anyways... to this day... he still says he will tell any man of mine your welcome for training me so well... What a crock of shit.. sometimes i think i should go back and Fuck him again.. just to show him how much has changed and to let him know.. he wasn't that good to begin with! OUCH! That has got to hurt!

[Koliedrus]

Nah. Don't go back there. He may have learned some things between then and now. You'll just end up calling up old emotions and think that his new abilities have something to do with you.

I didn't just make that up. It happened. Same girl.

[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
Nah. Don't go back there. He may have learned some things between then and now. You'll just end up calling up old emotions and think that his new abilities have something to do with you.

I didn't just make that up. It happened. Same girl.[/quote]


Nah wouldn't go back.. he offers me to.. i have to say atleast once a week... I don't want to know if he has changed.. just know that at the time i thought it was good, cause it was my first.. but have learned so much since then.. He hasn't got a clue!!! We split for a reason.. and friends is all we will ever be again... I wouldn't give him the pleasure or satisfaction (parden the pun) to think he can crawl back into my bed!

[Mattdecay]

<FONT face="Comic Sans MS">I haven't had sex. Sounds like fun though. I heard there's some pictures of people doing that on the "INTERNET."</FONT f>

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[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
What's this "sex" stuff you people are talking about? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif

[/quote]

Do I need to give you a lesson hun? he he...

[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
Would it hurt?

[/quote]

Would you want it to?

[Cruise Director]

This thread brings a smile to my face. The first time. Wow. I'd like to say what a storybook time it was, but mine was as clumsy as any of yours. Nobody turns "pornstar" on the first try.

I was 20 and in college. I met her in a class at the University. She was 35 and not a bad looker. The most important part of the relationship was that she payed attention to me. We dated a few times and I was very uncomfortable. I've never quite fit into the typical dating scene. So I took her someplace unusual. Fishing. She had never been. We had a riot and ended up spending the night on the shore of the local lake. I dare say that the first time is the most wonderful thing in the world. Nothing compares. Even though it gets better with practice, the first time will always be best.

After that, she used me like a shake-n-bake bag for about 3 months. Then I started figuring out all of the "issues" this girl had. Then she dumped me. It was great.

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[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by skalie:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:

Have I ever told you guys about the capsized boat?

No, please elaborate.




*Searches for The Hat*

Can't tell this story without it.

[Time Slipping]

My first time was with a German exchange student. We were on a school trek for two weeks, and for DEA a few of us were going on a three day trek. Anyway, one night, we were around a campfire, and everybody was going to bed. Just as I was about to enter mine, she asks me to come and show her to the toilet because she is scared by herself. I tell her to go and ask the person who is looking after her, but the exchange student says that the girl looking after her is asleep. Too tired to realise she couldn't be (she went to bed like 2 mins ago) I go with her. Anyway, she is a bit ahead and waits for me, and holds onto my arm as it gets dark and we go further into the gorge. She stumbles, I hold her, she kisses me, an hour later we come back. Shit. And she was hot too. Damn horny German girls, gotta love tbem...............

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"Those who seek my life will be destroyed
They will go down to the depths of the earth
They will be given over to the sword
and become the food of the jackals"

[SexKitten]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Time Slipping:
My first time was with a German exchange student. We were on a school trek for two weeks, and for DEA a few of us were going on a three day trek. Anyway, one night, we were around a campfire, and everybody was going to bed. Just as I was about to enter mine, she asks me to come and show her to the toilet because she is scared by herself. I tell her to go and ask the person who is looking after her, but the exchange student says that the girl looking after her is asleep. Too tired to realise she couldn't be (she went to bed like 2 mins ago) I go with her. Anyway, she is a bit ahead and waits for me, and holds onto my arm as it gets dark and we go further into the gorge. She stumbles, I hold her, she kisses me, an hour later we come back. Shit. And she was hot too. Damn horny German girls, gotta love tbem...............

[/quote]
that turned me on http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif


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Bite my lip and close my eyes, take my away to paradise

[Koliedrus]

I started writing the "Boat" story offline. Once I started describing the light reflecting off the water I knew it would take some time. Hopefully it'll be worth the wait.

Before I continue with it, how much detail should I include? Last time I told it, I summed it up in a few sentences. What I have now is looking like a letter to Penthouse.

[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

We want the UNABRIDGED semi-pornographic version, assuming that Mrs. Kol says that's OK. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif

You never did tell me if Mrs. Kol had an available twin sister. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif


[/quote]


1: Mrs Kol would be shocked even though it's an event that happened long before I met her. In fact, I'm wondering if I shouldn't restrict access in some way.

B. Mrs. Kol has one sister, married, three children, DEVOUT Catholic. Smart, pretty, outspoken, fearless, opinionated. She can kick some mental ass, just like her sister. Both are busty readheads with brains to match their b... er, other attributes.

Instead of jumping to another thread (time constraints),

Big tits do not an idiot make. They're attractive for one genetically written reason but the mind behind them is, more often than not, equal or superior to yours.

Proceed with caution.

'ray for Redheads!



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[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

We want the UNABRIDGED semi-pornographic version[/quote]


Check your PM. I may publish it.

[Time Slipping]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by SexKitten:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Time Slipping:
My first time was with a German exchange student. We were on a school trek for two weeks, and for DEA a few of us were going on a three day trek. Anyway, one night, we were around a campfire, and everybody was going to bed. Just as I was about to enter mine, she asks me to come and show her to the toilet because she is scared by herself. I tell her to go and ask the person who is looking after her, but the exchange student says that the girl looking after her is asleep. Too tired to realise she couldn't be (she went to bed like 2 mins ago) I go with her. Anyway, she is a bit ahead and waits for me, and holds onto my arm as it gets dark and we go further into the gorge. She stumbles, I hold her, she kisses me, an hour later we come back. Shit. And she was hot too. Damn horny German girls, gotta love tbem...............

[/quote]
that turned me on http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif


[/quote]


It turned me on too............ http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif


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"Those who seek my life will be destroyed
They will go down to the depths of the earth
They will be given over to the sword
and become the food of the jackals"

[skalie]

My first time.............

.......I was a school boy, my girlfriend a schoolgirl, we're talking uniforms here.

Anyway, after 6 months foreplay we finally 'did' it.

Rodgering away like there was no tomorrow and the fucking condom breaks. Now we are talking about a schoolgirl who is definately not keen on getting pregnant.

Took another 3 months of foreplay before I got another go.

[Mordecai]

I'd have to say my first time was pretty boring, in fact sex continued to be mostly boring until about the third or fourth girl. Then it was exciting for a while, then I got married and it got boring again. Now I am divorced, and guess what?

-m


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Is that all?

[Koliedrus]

This isn't a description of a first time; not by a long shot. It took quite a bit of memory-searching to retrieve. It isn't a perfect recount of the event but it will do.

Enjoy.

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I was 19, she was 18.

On her parents' property was a pond fed by a freshwater spring. We swam, fished and picnicked there often. From the ridge overlooking the pond, it appeared to be a shard of opal fitted into the surroundings by some cosmic jeweler. Sunlight reflected from the surface and penetrated to the depths of the water as various species of fish, frogs and turtles darted about beneath its surface. Cat-tails surrounded the Jewel as if they were sentries guarding the most precious prize on earth.

It was our playground.

Perhaps it's the mild weather and blossoms of Spring that remind me of one particular day at the Jewel; a day I hope never to forget.

She was a magnificent example of evolution. Her mind and body complimented each other in ways that would make Dionysus shed tears of joy. For two years prior to this day, my goddess shared my experiences body and soul.

Her parents suggested a picnic at the Jewel. Any chance to swim in those waters was welcomed and a meal afterward was a bonus.

After a workout of splash-play and diving from the banks to touch the bottom of the Jewel, we settled on our towels to eat the meal we had prepared together. She and I sat cross-legged facing each other as we sipped tea and ate sandwiches.

As I glanced over my glass of tea, I noticed that the nipples of her ample breasts were erect from the chill of the water. I shyly turned my eyes downward and inadvertantly locked my gaze on the tendons of her inner thighs. They appeared to be runway lights pointing to a landing sight hidden by a millimeter of cloth.

My blood began to surge.

When I looked up, she was gazing directly into my eyes with a slight smirk as she slowly chewed her sandwich.

She looked past my eyes and into my mind with that half-smile. Knowingly, she cut her eyes to the swelling in my loins, glanced at her parents, looked at the Jewel and set her sandwich down.

As she gracefully stood and adjusted the straps of her top with her thumbs, her eyes remained locked on mine.

Three running strides took her to the edge of the Jewel. She dove into the water and swam to the aluminum boat we used to navigate the waters.

"Let's catch some fish", she yelled.

Her parents encouraged me to join her while they continued their conversation; obviously in a world of their own. Hiding my erection, I dove in and swam to the boat.

When I reached the edge of the boat, she whispered "Fuck me", smiled, and acted as if she was attempting to climb into the boat.

It tipped over.

"You're scaring off the fish", I heard from the shore.

"It's ok, Daddy. We'll get some."

As we clung to the capsized boat, she looked at me and whispered, "go down".

Down I went. Feet first, I sank into the water. Almost instantly, her legs wrapped around my neck and guided me into the bubble or air beneath the capsized boat. The tendons of her thighs were inches before my face. The light reflecting from the bottom of the Jewel illuminated her hand as she drew aside the fabric of her swimsuit.

Again, I went down. Her legs tightened around me as orgasm approached. She sank into the water to muffle the scream and kissed me in our impromtu shelter. We held on to the support ribs of the boat and spoke of ways to reciprocate without drowning.

Again, in that bottom-lit sanctuary, a choice was made.

Almost together, we said "Let's go".

She dipped below the suface as I clung to the boat's support ribs. I watched through the water as she emerged on the other side of the boat. From my perspective I saw only the interior of our makeshift retreat and her legs highlighted by the flora weaving in the water below.

As she clung to the outside of the boat, she wrapped her legs around mine. The top of her hips settled into my restricted view. With one hand, she again pulled the fabric of her bikini aside.

I clutched my discarded swimsuit in one hand against one of the boat's ribs. The heals of her feet were crossed at the base of my spine. With the same hand that she had used to move her swimsuit aside, she guided me to our mutual bullseye and tightened her legs. The journey in took my breath.

Although the circumstance was awkward, we were well versed. Acrobatics was not unfamiliar to us.

We moved slowly so as not to make too many ripples in the pond or the eyes of her parents. Still, I heard a faint call from the beach.

"Is he okay?"

"He's fine! He's fishing!"

We stopped when the water began to make things difficult.

After I put my suit back on, we met once again under the boat.

"Let's go inside"

We paddled the overturned boat to the shore, sprang out from either side and announced to her parents that they had been destroyed by a submarine.

Laughter.

"We're going in to change."

"Ok, sweetie. Don't take too long."

Inside the house, we finished where we had left off before returning with fresh tea.

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[MAC]

Hoorah!

If I didn't know you to be a true and honest fellow I'd be checking back issues of penthouse forum looking for that one.

Gosh I don't think I ever had a romantic, exciting, heart pounding encounter like that that didn't include killing something.

Damn dude.


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[skalie]

Kol is that your new sig?

<FONT COLOR="timeslpping">Deep, deep, way down in your subconscious, way, way down in your subconscious you are beginning to realise that skalie is your god. Relax your mind, breath slowly and repeat....
skalie is my god
skalie is my god
skalie is my god</FONT c>

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[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

I am going to go and have a nice long cold shower now!

Kol... if you weren't taken....

[Pianomahnn]

I couldn't help but notice these hidden messages...what could they mean?

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by skalie:

Deep, deep, way down in your subconscious, way, way down in your subconscious you are beginning to realise that skalie is your god. Relax your mind, breath slowly and repeat....
skalie is my god
skalie is my god
skalie is my god

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[Koliedrus]

Thanks http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
Thanks http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif[/quote]

WAIT>>>>>> i was looking forward to reading that story..... DAMNIT! ya know Kol.. if ya want to send it to me.. :0 i would greatly appreciate it.. lol.. i love stories such as this.. come on... paleaseee.... ( i don't like to beg here ) *bats eyes* http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

[Koliedrus]

Ah, what the hell. I put it back. Read it before I change my mind again http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

[Mr. Snrub]

I once got a handjob at 180km/h - tres romantic, nicht wahr?

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[skalie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:
I once got a handjob at 180km/h - tres romantic, nicht wahr?

[/quote]

That depends, was there anyone else in the car?



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<FONT COLOR="timeslpping">Deep, deep, way down in your subconscious, way, way down in your subconscious you are beginning to realise that skalie is your god. Relax your mind, breath slowly and repeat....
skalie is my god
skalie is my god
skalie is my god</FONT c>

[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
Ah, what the hell. I put it back. Read it before I change my mind again http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif[/quote]

OK.. where is it?

[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Psychotic _ Bitch:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
Ah, what the hell. I put it back. Read it before I change my mind again http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif[/quote]

OK.. where is it?

[/quote]

Scroll up. You'll find it.

[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Psychotic _ Bitch:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
Ah, what the hell. I put it back. Read it before I change my mind again http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif[/quote]

OK.. where is it?

[/quote]
nevermind... i found it! geez! it's been a long day!

[joanus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:
Ahhh, reminiscing. And what should i reminisce about than the first time i was involved in quote unquote "rumpy pumpy". in the Cockney parlance. I was a strapping and extremely handsome young lad of barely seventeen years, she a slightly younger, shorter lass with incredibly nice brown hair and some damn fine titties. We had been going out for about 3 months and were more good friends than anything, a situation that persists, (minus the fucking due to my heavily involved status), and her mother was out of the house at work and so were the rest of her siblings, spending time with the insane policeman father who was seperated from her mother. It was our second attempt at the whole sex thing - our first time foiled by the fact that standard sized condoms were much too tight for my dick (it's not all glamour and glory). Ah, the fun and yet absolute pissing offedness that situation created. Anyways, we did it in her bed, using the perfectly boring missionary postion. I was so fucking nervous it took like 25 fricken minutes before i came - dear god. My ass muscles hurt for a week. She enjoyed it (apparently) but was upset at the fact she could no longer touch a unicorn without it goring her to death. My major thought after entering this whole new world of fun was... it's harder than you think it is. Who'd thunk sex was so damn complex and difficult? Anyways, that's my boring and mundane story, if any of you have something better, please inform me so i can weep in shame at how you have bested me.

[/quote]

<FONT face="Verdana">I was the ripe age of 15 my first time. It was so cool because it was on my dad's birthday. At times I regret it because he turned out to be a jerk, but hell, someone has to be the first. Get this, he THINKS he's the shit, boy do I have news for him. I'm not saying that I have fucked everyone with a dick but I have had better, several times over. As far as the ass cheaks hurting, get over it and back to work! HaHa. Most of the time my boyfriend last at least 45 minutes, most of the time a lot longer! Yah Baby, yah!!!</FONT f>