talking to womens tits

[MAC]

psycotic bitch brought something up in the "RR trellis" thread a minute ago.
Men has this happened to you:

*woman enters room wearing a modestly concealing/constricting shirt with no apparent birth defects and curves to make a porshe envious*
*theMAC looking directly at tits*
"hello, ma'am"
*woman turns bright red, increased blood flow actually makes breasts larger*
*theMAC knows it is wrong to stare at tits but when he tears his eyes away it is apparent on her face that he was looking at her tits*
*in an attempt to look elsewhere he ends up looking at her tits again*
"uh, hello ma'am"
*she attempts to respond*
*cold and slightly angered voice*
"hi"
*the MAC turns his head physically away from the view of her glorious breasts and make long slow arc back to face of woman*
*his eyes drop immediately back to her breasts*
*woman, obviously upset leaves*

The scenario I just played out happens a thousand times a day to men just like you.
Its called "Goddamn will you look at those tits"

We know it is degrading to the women.
We know it makes us look like dogs(which apparently we are)
We know any woman who takes this as a compliment is seriously fucked up.
But we also know that women want to look good.

We are sorry.
There is no known cure. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

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[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:


The scenario I just played out happens a thousand times a day to men just like you.
Its called "Goddamn will you look at those tits"

We know it is degrading to the women.
We know it makes us look like dogs(which apparently we are)
We know any woman who takes this as a compliment is seriously fucked up.
But we also know that women want to look good.

We are sorry.
There is no known cure. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

[/quote]

well... I'm refering to the ones that just sit there and stare and don't raise their heads... never look up just keep on talking like my tits will just strike up a conversation with them..... Personally I think it is funny.. but it can be humiliating at times.... especially when you walk down the isle of the IHOP on sunday morning with all the Holy Rollers there having lunch at the same time as you having breakfast... and some guy bursts out in the middle of their group of 35 prayer... and says "God damn will you look at those tits!" There is a difference in looking and the whole nipple daze! I have large breast i won't lie.. i wear shirts that accent them, but they are mine, i didn't have to buy them they are all natural.. and sometimes i enjoy it.. (after a few margarita's) BUt there is a time and a place for everything! What cha think? I do it too checking out someone's ass.. and catch myself staring and h ope that person didn't.. cause yep.. even if we like it from time to time.. we still act mad or upset everytime..

my aunt use to say.,., if ya got it flaunt it.. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Rabble Rouser]

Being cursed with a large chest, I have had more than my share of those kinds of encounters. But I love snapping my fingers in their face and saying "up here," especially if it's in a public place. Embarrasses the hell out of them.

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"You can't post that on the internet! You don't know if it's true!" - Lisa

[skalie]

The only tits I will stare at are my wifes, and NEVER in public.

Heathen.

[MAC]

Poor skalie http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
Doomed never to glimpse the boobys.
I say the same thing whenever my wife's round and at that moment it is the truth.

It is however, embarassing, to be caught takin a peak.
It goes back to that whole addiction thing.
Checkin out the girlies as they walk by and stalking someone to rape and kill them are two different things.
And not easily communicated to the one being glimpsed.

Imagine
He: "Excuse me miss. I noticed you were picking out some broccoli there and I was staring at your gorgeous ass. Just wanted you to know that I'm not going to try to abduct and molest you."
She: "Oh thank you. I feel much better knowing that you are fucking me with your mind and not your fat slothenly body."



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[Mr. Snrub]

I recall one time is was at a bar with my girlfriend - this short chick with a ginormous rack came up to me, not caring i was obviously involved with my girlfriend. Well, she was displaying her assets in a most provocative and non-classy way, and i was compelled to look down at them. Knowing my girlfriend would be extremely pissed off that i had done this, i came up with a great save:
I just said "Nice shoes."

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I am the Kwisatz Haderach.

[Deadpool]

use your eyes to look, dont turn your head.

[slappy]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
Being cursed with a large chest, I have had more than my share of those kinds of encounters. But I love snapping my fingers in their face and saying "up here," especially if it's in a public place. Embarrasses the hell out of them.

[/quote]

<font color=#ff9900>hehehe my assets aren't particularly overwhelming, but it does happen to me sometimes too! I usually start giggling and bend down to chest level so my eyes meet theirs and tell them that i'm "up here"! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif</font>


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[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by slappy:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
Being cursed with a large chest, I have had more than my share of those kinds of encounters. But I love snapping my fingers in their face and saying "up here," especially if it's in a public place. Embarrasses the hell out of them.

[/quote]

<font color=#ff9900>hehehe my assets aren't particularly overwhelming, but it does happen to me sometimes too! I usually start giggling and bend down to chest level so my eyes meet theirs and tell them that i'm "up here"! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif</font>


[/quote]

That sounds familiar... and one of the lines i use often when it happens to me.. which is somewhat often... But havingbig hooters can also be a good thing.... millions of women pay thousands a year to get what i have naturally...

[Rabble Rouser]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Psychotic _ Bitch:


But havingbig hooters can also be a good thing.... millions of women pay thousands a year to get what i have naturally...

[/quote]

I haven't found a good thing about them yet.



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"You can't post that on the internet! You don't know if it's true!" - Lisa

[Cruise Director]

I think I'm gonna buy a good set of silicone boobies. I'm gonna mount them to the dashboard of my truck so I have something to play with while I drive. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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When I become World Dictator...HEADS WILL ROLL !!!!

[Deadpool]

Maybe I can just take those breast enlarging pills so I can have something to play with everywhere I go. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[MAC]

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I hope you look like this before you start wanting breasts.

Did you know that the wonder bra is a product of the Sara Lee Corp?

Pies and Bras.
Sound like a punk band.

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[Mordecai]

Ya know it's funny to me, how I hear about this all the time. It makes me wonder if I am defective or something, because I am male and I don't talkt to the breasts. I don't usually even talk to the woman, I kinda talk "over there" somewhere, while glancing at their eyes every so often. Maybe thats why I am single.

-m


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Is that all?

[FallenAngel]

<FONT COLOR="limegreen">My back hurts almost constantly; if i were rich id have them reduced but im not so i must suffer. and when men are busy staring at them its usually a great opportunity to nail them in the balls ... they arent paying enough attention to defend themselves http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
</FONT c>

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And one time at band camp...

[FunkaY]

I dont have that problem at all! I have the body of a twelve year old..and tits to match http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif Can't say I am overwhelmingly happy with them, just a teensy bit bigger and I'd be happy..but they will do me fine. As long as i'm not flat as a fucking tack..its O K

Big breasts=more unwanted attention=Funk goes INSANE

[Mordecai]

Funny, tack has rather large man breasts. Oh, sorry wrong forum.

-m


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Is that all?

[MAC]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by FallenAngel:
<FONT COLOR="limegreen">My back hurts almost constantly; if i were rich id have them reduced but im not so i must suffer. and when men are busy staring at them its usually a great opportunity to nail them in the balls ... they arent paying enough attention to defend themselves http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
</FONT c>

[/quote]

Your comment has been noted by theMAC who shall treat you with great respect should we ever meet in person.
Have a nice evening.


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[Deadpool]

I usually try hard not to look at pretty women at all. Sometimes I fail.

[MAC]

that's gay dude

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[Deadpool]

Hey hey hey hey, didnt I clearly say sometimes I fail. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif

[Time Slipping]

Glancing and evaluating is ok. Staring can be bad. You check someone out, then go talk to them. thats ok. Date and sex may follow. Major staring can ruin. Sacrifice the moment for a better tomorrow (night)

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"Those who seek my life will be destroyed
They will go down to the depths of the earth
They will be given over to the sword
and become the food of the jackals"

[SexKitten]

this happened to me today. while talking to one of my guy friends he was doing the look up and down. he was making it so obvious. He would look up at my face for a half a second, then look back down at my chest.

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Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise

[Asmodeus]

Ok, it may just be me... when at a club or wherever- me, being a typical male- I do the up and down looksie for evaluation sake only. My question is this: why do women who wear something provacotive, get mad when guys look? I do not know how many times this has happened to me in the past, and will happen to me in the future I am assured, with me being single...duh. A woman walks past or whatever and I look at how she is built, what she is wearing, etc. She then turns to me and either 1. slaps me, 2. calls me a pervert, 3. says something rather intellectual like, "What the fuck are you looking at?" Like it is not apparent what I am looking at. etc etc etc.... Am I just a literal obtuse? When a woman ears something to show off her "attributes" she is wearing them to be seen, not heard. Yet, they get angry when guys look. Hmmm...

I do not talk to the breasts. I think it is a matter of respect. I look at them yes. But, if and when I get into a conversation with a woman with a very nice bosom, I talk to their eyes. In every conversation, no one's eyes stay in the same place for the entire conversation. When the woman looks away from my eyes, I take a quick look at her chest then quickly return my eyes to her's. Sneaky ain't I? Unless I am in a blunt mood...don't ask.

Of course Asmodeus does mean lechery in case you didn't know. hehehe

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[MAC]

I will consider the source of that last statement.

Asmasterous. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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[Minimaul]

I like boobs. I like to lick boobs. I like to look at boobs. I like to fuck boobs. Boobs are good. But I love pussy.

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[joanus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
psycotic bitch brought something up in the "RR trellis" thread a minute ago.
Men has this happened to you:

*woman enters room wearing a modestly concealing/constricting shirt with no apparent birth defects and curves to make a porshe envious*
*theMAC looking directly at tits*
"hello, ma'am"
*woman turns bright red, increased blood flow actually makes breasts larger*
*theMAC knows it is wrong to stare at tits but when he tears his eyes away it is apparent on her face that he was looking at her tits*
*in an attempt to look elsewhere he ends up looking at her tits again*
"uh, hello ma'am"
*she attempts to respond*
*cold and slightly angered voice*
"hi"
*the MAC turns his head physically away from the view of her glorious breasts and make long slow arc back to face of woman*
*his eyes drop immediately back to her breasts*
*woman, obviously upset leaves*

The scenario I just played out happens a thousand times a day to men just like you.
Its called "Goddamn will you look at those tits"

We know it is degrading to the women.
We know it makes us look like dogs(which apparently we are)
We know any woman who takes this as a compliment is seriously fucked up.
But we also know that women want to look good.

We are sorry.
There is no known cure. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

[/quote]

<FONT face="Georgia">First of all hello. Second, I'm not fucked up because I like for men to notice, or talk, to my breast. Actually, I take it as a complement. When they notice my tits that means that I posses something that is sexy to them, and I like that!!!</FONT f>

[MAC]

Hello Joanus.

You went right for the boob thread.
I hope that's a good sign.

Have fun.


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[Minimaul]

I WANT TO SEE SOME CUNTS!

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[MAC]

talk to them dude
talk to them

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